here we go. ha ha ha ha ha ha! yay yes! yeah! oh stop it! you people, it s friday, so you know what that means. let s welcome tonight s guest. he considered the pilgrims to ethnic fox news contributor tom shillue, who? sits tough. venezuelan gangs are afraid of her. fox news anchor julie banderas. she s like at&t cell service, expensive and always breaking down. new york times best selling author and fox news contributor. ketchup. and whoever said no man is an island never met tyrus, new york times best selling author, comedian and former nwa world champion horace. there you go. all right, so before we get to some new stories, let s do this . this great leftovers. bah bah bah bah bah bah bah. wrap it up. all right. it s leftovers. where i read the jokes we didn t use this week. and as always, it s my first time reading them. so if they suck, we ll cover joe mackey with banana pudding, throw him in a chimpanzee exhibit, and watch him get his face ripped off. oh again. new docu
greg: you are so sweet. thank you. happy monday everyone and hello kamala. so we heard a lot about the wall when trump was in office. but there s another wall when it comes to the border issue, the one between reality and what the media will report. and it s a wall 50 times harder to breach than the one trump was building. but finally it looks like that wall is crumbling like a wicker chair under and a navarro. we ve both seen the video of a dozen my grants attacking two cops in times square. the video seems to have broken through the media moat that protects the left and shows everyone what progressive policies on immigration really look like and s scarier than jesse watters without his hair and makeup. yeah. for those who support law enforcement, the images have become like the famous rodney king video but in reverse. and it s hard for us to all just get along when we see the people we gave food, shelter and cash then beat up our protectors. and now the media and dems act
your body that it s dying on the permafrost, causing it to kick loose all sorts of emergency, lifesaving, anti-inflammatory proteins, after which you are supposed to feel better. - oh, god! - if your fingers and penis don t shatter like hummel figurines. - oh, god! - you did it. - ohh. - watch your head. - all right! - take it off. [sighs] - well, how do you feel? - good luck. i m dying. in a good way though. - all right, so step right in? - you ready, sir? - no, i m not ready. i don t like the way he looks. he looks unhappy. all right? - it s all right. - [groans] - did you notice how, like, the last 40, 50 seconds were the coldest? - yeah. - pretty much his whole session s gonna be like that last 40 to 50 seconds. - oh, great. - the whole session because you re going second. - oh, yeah. that s uncomfortable. - yeah, you re already at negative 306. - oh, yeah, that s bad. that s bad. that s not good. - you can do it. - [groans] - you feeling all right? - n
unlike cathy hochul, he s actually qualified to be governor. former new york congressman lee zelen. she ll bless your heart and tear your dearies apart. cohost of the bottom line on fox business kagan mcdowell. he looks like your favorite applebee s manager. cohost of fox & friends first, todd cairo. and finally, like a flash flood, she shows up where she s not wanted and causes a lot of damage, fox news contributor kat timpf. yes. those jalapeno poppers were cold, todd. greg: before we get to news stories, it s friday, so let s do this. greg s leftovers. greg: it s leftovers where i read the jokes we didn t use this week and as always, it s my first time reading them so if they suck, we ll take one of the writers out, strip him naked and set him on fire. [laughter] all right. here we go. this week in new jersey, more than 500 pounds of pasta was found mysteriously dumped in the woods. in response, one enraged resident is vowing revenge. [laughter] according to reports,
[ laughter ] [ cheers ] i took a walk through this beautiful world felt the cool rain on my shoulder found something good in this beautiful world i felt the rain getting colder sha la la la la sha la la la la la sha la la la la sha la la la la la la chef: what if we just get dino s and go to edgefield, then go to robert s? chef 2: edgefield closes at midnight. chef: you gotta see have you been to robert s? chef 2: but dino s definitely anthony: i haven t been anywhere. chef 2: starter and that s it. anthony: i saw the hotel. the [ bleep ] do i know? [ laughter ] patrick martin: hold on, time out. stop, stop, stop. you ve never hung in nashville? anthony: no. martin: you re gonna have a fun time. anthony: i have no doubt. [ laughter ] anthony: nashville. if you haven t been there, you probably know it as what? a country music capital, grand ole opry, and it is music city. and there is indeed plenty of country music, bot