skies, for amber waves of grain. purple mountains majesty s above the fruited plains. wait a minute. i am talking about america. sweet america. god shed his grace on me. and crown thy good with brotherhood. from sea to shining sea. america america god shed
In an unfortunate start to their first practice this spring, the entire crew team is apparently lodged diagonally in a massive boat-pileup across the Delaware River.
“Our glasses got all fogged up from breathing under our masks,” senior coxswain Cock Sin ’21 screamed from the middle of the river. “One minute we were chillin’ and the next we were in a blind fog and oared ourselves into this snafu.”
According to a Public Safety officer who was standing on the river bank observing the situation and eating a hoagie, the pileup seems to be “as long as the empire state building is high.” He also clarified that “this situation would never have happened had they just not been wearing their masks.”
Finally tonight, on memorial day we mark the sacrifice of the brave servicemen and women who gave all in order to fight for freedom. an attempt to thank their families and loved ones they left behind. tonight, we also want to highlight the homecomings of those who did make it back to their loved ones by sharing some of their precious reunions. we hope you enjoy this. good night from washington. o beautiful for spacious skies for amber waves of grain. i m very happy. i m very happy! [ applause ] for purple mountains majesty. [sobbing] [bell toll]