somebody binds you to them. comedians don t have a great mortality rate. we lose a lot of people comedian. i m feeling more personal because i know the farc. mm hmm. i don t drink anymore. i had to quit because i really drank man. i get pulled over by the cops. i d be so drunk i d be out dancing to their lights thinking i ve made it to another club. in a way laughter is a bizarrely intimate thing. there s such an uncontrolled physical response. it s very similar biologically to orgasm. stage someone made you laugh even once you have an affection for that person. comedian is like your friend. that s what the job of a comedian is to come on stage and in 60 seconds make friends with a room full of people. actors they re geniuses never quite telling us who they are. but comedians getting inside our heads. it s very personal. there s an intimacy to comedy, so that when they re gone, you miss it. you have your girlfriend or your wife called you from another room, and she s like swe
human condition. the best comedy comes from your living experience. every comic sees the world through a prism that the average person doesn t see through. all we do is point out the obvious really and then twist it somewhere. i just can t believe the way people are, what is it with humanity, what kind of world do we live in? you re not alone ultimately. i think that s what the comic s saying. reality is fodder for comedy. because it s what we have, so, where else can we find comedy if not in real life? as opposed to what? fake life? you know. life is real, yeah. we got that. first a philosophical question. have you ever noticed when you re driving that anyone who is driving slower than you is an idiot? and anyone driving faster than you is a maniac! you see a million things a day in your life and they all go on the back burner of your six burner wolf ridiculously priced mind. a comedian comes out and brings it to the front burner. i don t like other peopl
police officials now say, i was a mistake to not engage the shooter earlier. i was misled. i m livid about what happened. texas governor, aiming his iron at law enforcement. my expectation is that the law enforcement leaders that are leading the investigations, which includes the texas rangers and the fbi, they get to the bottom of every fact with absolute certainty. after a damning new admissions from texas authorities they incident commander making the decision not to immediately enter the classroom the gunman was in. this was a barricaded subject there was time to retrieve the keys and wait for a tactical team with the equipment to go ahead and reach the door and take on the officials explained how the shooter got into the school. was propped open by a teacher. investigators clarified the timeline as police arrived. they went directly to the door and two received grazing wounds at that time from the suspect. while the door was closed. 11:37, there was m
country, the humanitarian outpouring towards ukrainians in need. i can t help be believe they born the brunt of the holocaust communism, they see themselves if the ukrainians. michael, welcome to warsaw and thank you for coming to poland. thank you for coming here to bare witness. for poland, this is 1939, this is an invasion by a foreign occupier, a cruel represser. what you are seeing here is the polls doing what they wish they had done in 1939 and fight back. that s why you see the young people organizing on social media, getting into their cars and going to the border to rescue ukrainian refugees comes across the border. this is the only country in world s history which put every arriving refugee into someone s house or home. a whole new bar. 2,000 people, women and children, i met a four generation family from kherson. they have russian invaders still there. literally, ambassador, and i know you heard the story so many times, i left with only the clothing on their ba
in the sea where the crabs live. get your mind out of the gutter. his approval rating s at 39% even after the roe vs. wade leak which was designed to breathe life into the unconscious presidency. it was one biden leak that didn t demand a change of pants. but it still didn t work. in fact, thanks to idiots heading to the justices houses like they were invited to a barbecue t quickly it quickly turned into a freak show but with more bearded ladies. underrated, by the way. when you sought protests, you probably when you saw the protests, you probably like their mommies wished they were pro-abortion like their offspring. why not? that s how you support them. you re reminded pro-choice doesn t always mean choosing soap and water. the worst stat of all, this jaw-dropping one from nbc news. 75% of the population thinks this country is going in the wrong direction. that s astounding. you couldn t get more agreement from a room of children if you yelled who wants ice cream and