A show featuring parodies of current events, commentary on significant issues and interviews with newsmakers, culture critics and media personalities. And world peace. What is not to love . Does matter to me. Trumps love life is not on my list. But now i realize that it matters. For example, right now in north korea their dismantling rockets sites. Why . Obviously because trump may have slept around. [laughter] the europeans just stopped skimming us with tariffs but according to cnn before that trump may have slept around. [laughter] the gdp for this quarter just hit 4. 1 and to celebrate us steel reopened a plant in illinois but according to sources before that happened, trump slept around. Hes got the thousand users relations and we created an economic boom but trump slept around. Wait a second, i sense a trend here. What experts call a correlation, here are these amazing achievements and right before them trump had sexual relations. Lets welcome tonight guests. Like a man who steals
God bless all of you. Thank you for watching. Im advocating for truth, justice and the american way. Im jeanine pierrot signing off, greg gutfeld is next. See you next saturday. Man walks into a pet store and sees as a sign, talking parrot and buys if it comes back and says he doesnt talk. Dices what letter . Tour owner says sorry, the letter is 10. Another week and no talking and back to the store. He did not climb the ladder and look in the mirror and talk, another purchase. There becomes a guy comes back to the store and the owner says the parent is dead but before he died he spoke in the store owner says what did he say. Though they sell any birdseed at that store you. Greg will be appearing at the Comedy Cellar all week. [cheering and applause]
about. This tape shows how the sausage is made. Im hearing to criminal coconspirators conspiring on making a payment. The president of the United States to try to tell you what you are seeing and what you are reading but its not happening.
let s welcome tonight guests. like a man who steals your organs to sell them on the black market and he will keep you in stitches, comedian jamie jurek. [cheering and applause] he produces more drama than my pet llama and stars in the new movie out this fall actor nick searcy. [cheering and applause] social interaction gives her an allergic reaction, natural national review reporter captains. [cheering and applause] and the jumbotron is his iphone, former wwe superstar in my massive sidekick, tyrus. [cheering and applause] tyrus: i m going to get you. greg: i m scared. i m shaking in my little boots. tyrus: okay. greg: jamie, how are you doing?
let s welcome tonight guests. like a man who steals your organs to sell them on the black market and he will keep you in stitches, comedian jamie jurek. [cheering and applause] he produces more drama than my pet llama and stars in the new movie out this fall actor nick searcy. [cheering and applause] social interaction gives her an allergic reaction, natural national review reporter captains. [cheering and applause] and the jumbotron is his iphone, former wwe superstar in my massive sidekick, tyrus. [cheering and applause] tyrus: i m going to get you. greg: i m scared. i m shaking in my little boots. tyrus: okay. greg: jamie, how are you doing?
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