A show featuring parodies of current events, commentary on significant issues and interviews with newsmakers, culture critics and media personalities. And world peace. What is not to love . Does matter to me. Trumps love life is not on my list. But now i realize that it matters. For example, right now in north korea their dismantling rockets sites. Why . Obviously because trump may have slept around. [laughter] the europeans just stopped skimming us with tariffs but according to cnn before that trump may have slept around. [laughter] the gdp for this quarter just hit 4. 1 and to celebrate us steel reopened a plant in illinois but according to sources before that happened, trump slept around. Hes got the thousand users relations and we created an economic boom but trump slept around. Wait a second, i sense a trend here. What experts call a correlation, here are these amazing achievements and right before them trump had sexual relations. Lets welcome tonight guests. Like a man who steals
God bless all of you. Thank you for watching. Im advocating for truth, justice and the american way. Im jeanine pierrot signing off, greg gutfeld is next. See you next saturday. Man walks into a pet store and sees as a sign, talking parrot and buys if it comes back and says he doesnt talk. Dices what letter . Tour owner says sorry, the letter is 10. Another week and no talking and back to the store. He did not climb the ladder and look in the mirror and talk, another purchase. There becomes a guy comes back to the store and the owner says the parent is dead but before he died he spoke in the store owner says what did he say. Though they sell any birdseed at that store you. Greg will be appearing at the Comedy Cellar all week. [cheering and applause]
about. This tape shows how the sausage is made. Im hearing to criminal coconspirators conspiring on making a payment. The president of the United States to try to tell you what you are seeing and what you are reading but its not happening.
host of the tyrus and and timpf contest, kat timpf. [cheers and applause] greg: he s so tall, he s never seen a sunset, former wwe superstar, my massive sidekick tyrus. [cheers and applause] all right, terry. fantastic work there. greg: thank you. but he writes it for you, doesn t he? greg: yeah, trump writes it for you. he gives it to you on a silver platter, and you just present it in a nice way. greg: i do. and let s stop talking about how lazy i am [laughter] and how much you ve aged in the past few years. [laughter] that hurts. greg: anyway, let s talk about you re pretty good with foreign policy. before we do this, that s for my mom, it s a picture from me. that s a unicorn greg: by the way, you can change
host of the tyrus and and timpf contest, kat timpf. [cheers and applause] greg: he s so tall, he s never seen a sunset, former wwe superstar, my massive sidekick tyrus. [cheers and applause] all right, terry. fantastic work there. greg: thank you. but he writes it for you, doesn t he? greg: yeah, trump writes it for you. he gives it to you on a silver platter, and you just present it in a nice way. greg: i do. and let s stop talking about how lazy i am [laughter] and how much you ve aged in the past few years. [laughter] that hurts. greg: anyway, let s talk about you re pretty good with foreign policy. before we do this, that s for my mom, it s a picture from me. that s a unicorn greg: by the way, you can change
host of the tyrus and and timpf contest, kat timpf. [cheers and applause] greg: he s so tall, he s never seen a sunset, former wwe superstar, my massive sidekick tyrus. [cheers and applause] all right, terry. fantastic work there. greg: thank you. but he writes it for you, doesn t he? greg: yeah, trump writes it for you. he gives it to you on a silver platter, and you just present it in a nice way. greg: i do. and let s stop talking about how lazy i am [laughter] and how much you ve aged in the past few years. [laughter] that hurts. greg: anyway, let s talk about you re pretty good with foreign policy. before we do this, that s for my mom, it s a picture from me. that s a unicorn