so, if convicted, he faces up to five years probation and a minimum of five days in jail. other than that, it doesn t offer many new details about the crash or what exactly happened that night. for that, why have the new york times, believe it or not you have may have missed the fashion. elvis fashion boundaries and avatar wearing prada you would find a very important story buried near the bottom. a story containing many new shocking details about nancy pelosi nancy pelosi s dui arrest. you may be wondering what s fashionable about drunk driving? how did that end up in the fashion section? i guess if you are going to smash up your porsche you have got to do it in style like pauly p. we can assure 82-year-old he looks pretty good after totaling the sports car he has the sports coat. the article was spoon fed to the times by pelosi s clean up team to make paulie look like a victim. that s right. and i use the term pelosi s team very loosely because we re not really sure n
you have ever seen some people come together and cover up what happened. fancy nancy want this bottled up. the times actually mentioning mrs. speaker of the house swung into full crisis mode as soon as she found out about the accident. she assembled a pricy defense team hiring a crisis manager, a defense lawyer, and a p.r. exec. but nancy can afford it, you know, paul has been timing the market for decades thanks to their pillow talk. their crisis manager is larry camer. he is the guy that told us, quote, so far as i know there is no mugshot. [laughter] that was obviously a lie after pressure from all of you guys. the d.a. was forced to release it days later. either nancy is paying him a lot to lie or is he a idiot. you decide. she is also paying him to pappa