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Thursday everyone everyone has been asking what i did on my vacation and the theories were floated that it was not really a vacation at all that it was some sort of forced leave of absence nothing could be further from the truth heres a little montage i put together of all the things i did on my week off roll it. Greg i dont like to talk about my Volunteer Work what you forced my hand up to glad i was able to share with all of you lets get to some jokes and a video went viral this week of a dog in florida who was born with limegreen for when asked why the dog had green for his breeder replied that means he is not right yet joe biden once again he claimed he used to drive 18 wheelers he is right, here it is in a devastating tree virus threatening the world supply of chocolate not on my watch said one former official in a pork near stockholm swedish Customs Officials have seized one point for tons of cocaine meanwhile one american is applying for a job because of swedens Customs Official
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With. This is the five. Day six of the salem trump trials all started with the judge hearing the requested. For allegedly violating his gag order ten times. A. K. A. Muzzling the leading president ial candidate in the thick of an election. Alvin braggs team must have gotten cold feet. Today they said they dont want to lock up trump for speaking his mind if they just want to slap him with hefty fines. The judge hasnt made up his mind yet on what hes going to do. Then to the main show. David pecker was back on the stand. Prosecution hoping to convince the jury that trump tried to hide damaging stories ahead of that when he 16 election. Pecker testify that hes been catching and killing stories for a long time which is perfectly legal last time we checked. Pecker began doing it for trump starting into any 15. He also testified under oath that trump was popular with the ladies. Quote mr trump is well known as the most eligible bachelor antedated the most beautiful women. Later on trump carr
With harold ford jr. , dana perino, Jesse Watters, and tyrus. Its 5 00 in New York City, and this is the five. Calls for cuddling the University President Mahmoud Chu Feick to resign are growing louder and louder after she surrendered her campus to proterrorist agitators, Making Life Odder Hell for jewish students, giving the protesters another 48 hours to dismantle their antiisrael tent city. Jewish columbia students have been fearing for their safety as they have endured slogans like i am hamas, and it is only getting worse. So far 8,000 prohamas protests have popped up in more than 850 cities in the u. S. Universities in texas and california becoming the latest hotbeds of radicalism. With dozens arrested. But americas coward in chief could condemn all of this. But today, joe biden was in front of a microphone at a podium at two separate events, yet he walked away when pressed on it. Mr. President the protesters on campus. Mr. President. Judge jeanine contrast that with House Speaker