Thursday everyone everyone has been asking what i did on my vacation and the theories were floated that it was not really a vacation at all that it was some sort of forced leave of absence nothing could be further from the truth heres a little montage i put together of all the things i did on my week off roll it. Greg i dont like to talk about my Volunteer Work what you forced my hand up to glad i was able to share with all of you lets get to some jokes and a video went viral this week of a dog in florida who was born with limegreen for when asked why the dog had green for his breeder replied that means he is not right yet joe biden once again he claimed he used to drive 18 wheelers he is right, here it is in a devastating tree virus threatening the world supply of chocolate not on my watch said one former official in a pork near stockholm swedish Customs Officials have seized one point for tons of cocaine meanwhile one american is applying for a job because of swedens Customs Official today is it National Take our daughters and sons to work day which has to be awkward if you work at Planned Parenthood thank you. Welcome back. Greg a kidney from a pig transplanted into a deathly ill new jersey woman and began working almost instantly Scientists Say that piggott kidney felt quite at home in the new body never fails one of Harvey WeinsteinsFelony Sex Crime Convictions was just overturned by new yorks highest court which can only mean one thing he is a democrat drew carey says he would stick his genitals in a blender to see another fish concert in las vegas which is weird just buy a ticket thats what normal people do according to a new survey most parents experience isolation and loneliness and burnout as a result of the demands of parenthood which is why i visit my kids as little as possible said one father. I was waiting for that one. Greg whatever happened to White Supremacy . Remember when the number 1 domestic threat for the nation was ethnically motivated to violent extremist advocating for the superiority of the white race . The good old days. It turns out the number 1 threat to us and bidens presidency is a teleprompter the party that props up its desiccated end a raid reader when you think about the crowds currently fighting cots in the streets and Buttoning White Jewish students and keeping them from simply attending school we realize these are not the White Supremacists that we were promised the white sheets have been replaced by a black ski masks and balaclavas for one feel cheated is insurrection affirmative action theyre taking all the races to jobs without even trying but i guess when they said celebrate diversity they meant among bigots as well and they are bigots all right except with brandnew tents who is paying for all of these . How did they get them there so quickly . Do their parents work for Dicks Sporting Goods . Did they just loot a Bass Pro Shop . Are these kids using the cash they stole from us by shirking their Student Loans know someone is funding them and that someone is a nice way of saying democrats and no one is happier about it then hamas this week a Senior Hamas Leader Pledge Support to protesters calling for the escalation of their struggle what is the party of hate do now as the democrats claim the greatest threat to democracy is trump an evil white supporters the most vocal inspired part of their base has gone full nazi i leave for one weekend everything goes to [ bleep ] our campuses are occupied streets are overrun with Wild Eyed Jew Haters Jesse has been using my office to apply body spray joe biden says his uncle was eaten by cannibals i guess unlike the dems they find value in white meat and its only gaining steam Democratic Senate leader and Shamus BanduraChuck Schumer found his house surrounded by an anti israel mom demanding a Gaza Ceasefire i dont recall the same crowds out of the streets on october 7th when 1400 israeli civilians were raped and kidnapped and murdered thank you but in their defence may be they were holding out for the pretense what did chuckie see when he looked out his window that night . It was not a crowd that looked like a Dave Matthews concert know this looks more like the mayhem he and his fellow dems have helped create in our cities but even more diverse she pushed Group Identity and now a Group Identity is pushing back this was a perfect der mob it looks like the floor of the Democratic National convention all marching against israel and supporting Hamas A State Department Sponsored Terrorist Organization and lets be clear this crowd is not just anti israel when you hear screaming i am hamas and it forming a rugby line to block jews trying to get to class we are well past that be where kids its getting so we wont be able to call trump support is nazis anymore if you make it too obvious but whats new this time around is combining antisemitism with all of the difficult aggressive tropes the left reveres today if you support israel you must also be pro american Racist Patriarchal Transphobic Monster the progressive chickens have come home to roost as israel prepares to enter rafah and the reaction here grows more extreme the democrats expect all of us to share this risk and to do the heavy lifting which republicans are fine with me because this does need to end but you have to ask yourself what if a republican were in charge say a certain guy with a reddish glow and hair that is somewhere between around the sun the parallelogram would the democrats help trump . No, they would be attacking the white house like their joe bidens dogs the democrats would simply fan the flames and the media will ignore it like american hostages held by hamas but now it is today good old jello and the white house will continue to do nothing because everything joe does do turns to [ bleep ] the border the economy grammar could hes in action be a caller issue that the prism of identity collapses when the victim is white . But there is one bright spot here the theory of White Supremacy has been debunked by jill bidens presidency alone tonights Guest Inmates get to call their kids more than he does actor writer and Comedian Jamie Liz Al This Jesus also got famous in his thirties host of the grip Report Cannibals look at her and say pass New York Times bestselling author and fox news contribute or cat to and he once picked up a Haunted House just to lift your spirits near terms bestselling author canadian and former World Champion jamie good to see you when you look at these protests do you think thats what the crowd looks like . I do. Why do you come on . Its good to be back i was so looking forward to trashing you i feel like we just started and my feelings about her three times already theres another reason im not going to send my kids to columbia stores like this i dont think theyre smart enough either and i cant afford it but by the way is it possible, did you see those tenants . Who is sponsoring this . Is it possible that Columbia University is associated with columbia the outdoor gear company . May be they stand to profit, i dont know did you see the one i think some of these kids dont even know why they are out there theyre just following the crowd because my son said i want to go to columbia and i said why you dont ever go to class you not in class but its like the one i dunno you saw the clip they go to this girl and say what specifically are you protesting and she says you know its about do you know what were protesting, she asked her friend its insane i remember im glad you didnt show her face because i felt bad for the girl permanent because theyre just young, iron member being a protest at school and what if i had been honest and they said were you doing out here and i said im here to meat girls, thats why im here, Screw Palestine im here for the free and the only way i think that columbia will be able to get i like to give you a joke to edit out very early in the show. You said its free but theres no free lunch son. I think they have to worry about Graduation Rates those they have to make it so you can major in protesting thats the solution theyre like im captain me this is my senior thesis. Greg and then they wont study, they wont do it. Major in protesting minor in spoiled childhood. Greg well put whatever your name is why is it that no one is talking about the tense . Why is it driving me crazy . Thats all i can see are these really nice tents that i never had i used to camp at times in the backyard. The reason why im broke is because of amazon i swear i think the kids are getting them from amazon because how are they getting there so fast . Only basils can deliver that fast thats my guess the chant that merit badge came out and i was good. Im on the protesters side because i have a list at the five list of the worst thanks in the world and university is that Like Fighting for number 1 so now that i see classes being disrupted im like oh this is a Good Opportunity to stop indoctrinating children for marxism because of their in the classroom actually damn if there in the protest there being inducted into our marxism. Greg whats your take on this . Where the tense coming from . I also have an honest answer obviously Anti SemitismDisgusting Hamas disgusting and im not talking about the Road Blocking or physical violence but just do need to remind everyone that hate speech is still free speech i got one person out there. To waiters. Governor abbott cheated tweeted, saying these protesters belong in jail the student should be expelled or go to jail and no actually as disgusting as it is its way scarier for the government to have the right to tell you what you can and cant say if you can do the antisemitism and go to jail same for sex or transphobia or whatever the government says qualifies as racism or sexism or transphobia there are some videos that were posted at least in the texas protester they appear to be confronting people in open areas protesting peacefully and that east verified people can watch the video for themselves will based on his tweet he didnt say that he was talking about people blocking traffic or khaki specifically just said expressing Anti Semitism and you can say theres a double standard when it comes to speech about jewish students on campus but im not going to respond that buy myself being a hypocrite so im just going to say consistently First Amendment absolutist no matter how reprehensible the speeches we have to stop being tempted to allow the government to have control over what we can or cant say. Greg good point tyrus but i go back to the central thing of once you interfere with other peoples lives its not protest. To be clear i did distinguish but what i was saying thats not it. And kat is 100 percent right in her analysis of that but when you step on the School Campus theres a code of conduct that you agree to when you accept a scholarship or except to play ball or whatever there are certain rules you have to abide by and when they are, theres a difference between making your judgement views heard and spewing threatening i am hamas thats a different thing then saying the worst things you heard we have to get back to the grammar of the very argument of this is ignorant hamas is not a proxy for Palestine Hamas is the government body of palestine so when they invaded on october 7th that was palestine invading israel its their government you cant say the government of america invaded mexico, no america, we already started this and then the pro hamas theres no pro i think ive said it and now zoom youre either in or out of her saying that you are hamas then you are taking responsibility for their Terrorist Actions so i dont understand win someone, if you have a terrorist that comes out in broad daylight to say i am hamas arrested them for copping to being part of a terrorist organization that currently we are they still have our hostages it would make sense to arrest all of The Eye Am Hamas and say, hey, palestine we have 600 of your hamas soldiers were willing to trade them for our hostages but theres a big difference between saying i am hamas in protesting and chanting is a big difference but one the line is drawn to where you are claiming to be a terrorist organization all bets are off. But a very clear danger here and i want to be quick about this when you have these protests specifically like in texas theres an opportunity for people who are not of the university to embed themselves into the ground and that presents a huge danger to people under think thats. Pamphlet protesters. Governor abbott said in before that he supports free speech on College Campuses and he should stand by that. Greg all right jamie thats directed to you, up next to the cable news hacks bit behind trumpet tax. Greg according to put a go several prominent and tired trump Talking Heads and legal analysts have held weekly off the record zoom calls to discuss the four president s latest twist and turns in his legal saga and also the best spots to get their backs waxed every friday they meet on zoom and intellectually stress test the arguments facing trump not that different from watching the view i guess except minus the intellectual part in the 12 00 pm feeding time at the view when the audience tosses sardines into the Panelists Pie Holes some Group Members would describe themselves with any partisan or ideological liens of most united by their dislike of trump meaning there are no different from what you see on legacy media thank of this as a weekly circle jerk where needy never trevors can get their story straight before trashing him on cnn them cnn them is to be see its a Training Camp for people dreaming of Nodding Obediently to joint read like a bobble head in the category Client Hurricane including such noticeable roles as john Dean Lawrence tribe and bill kristol sounds like an all Hands On Deck approach keep him where we can see him jeffrey were just talking about is it sad that Jeffrey ToobinNo Matter What will be known for whacking off on the zoom call. No you gotta put him next to diddy. Whats happening in your life that youre sitting in front of the computer youre whacking off with the zoom call i dont even know how that happens especially when you are someone of his stature you should be able to go to a foreign country get as much nokias you need need come back home via Civilized Human Being i have no remorse for him he will always be known as tacky toobin and will just leave it at that but as far as his whole trump situation goes i think what its about is slowing them down making sure that he cant campaign im looking forward to ai trump i want to cai trump and virtual trump style finally did something remote the other day im looking forward to see how he manages the Campaign Trail without actually being present in a way i think that all of this stuff makes him bigger and invigorates the base to go out and vote its going to backfire in the long run. It did something where he went and talked to Construction Workers they were all happy to see him he was actually able to kind of like jujitsu what they call that they use your aggression against you. I dont know and i dont think you do. Aikido. Greg it gives insight i think these court cases are a deflection from us being able to witness through the media by disintegration dont look at the dying man look at the man on trial. I think Aiko Chambers of any kind or a bad thing and i feel like a call like this could be totally fine if these people are then also opening themselves up to listening to other opinions which i would be shocked if they were like to not listen to anyones opinion first when i think about something i look at the bill and then i think what bout would be glad to say about it because what you get if you dont is all these people many of whom are people that are on the Zoom Call Running around being like i dont get how anyone could support trump and im like well have you asked anybody . Theres a lot of places you can listen to and read people telling you why they do thats where it gets harmful and also