never thought i would, i m running out of things to say. having known you for 1000, years that seems hard to believe, dude. or that we will get to the bottom of that jar of peanut butter. there you go. there s nothing left. we will never tire of the things that you have to say. keep saying them. so many takes. i ll be following. thanks, chris. and thank you to you at home for joining us this hour. we start this evening with this. get caught in a hot mess? call the dawn bomb of law. that is an ad for the legal services of the new florida lawyer representing former president trump s alleged coconspirator, walt nauta in the mar-a-lago documents case. just from the layman s perspective here, yes, it sure seems like he is caught in a hot mess. today in miami, mr. nauta finally pleaded not guilty to the charges that he screamed with trump to hide color documents of trump s florida beach club, and then attempted to cover it up. for weeks now, if mr. nauta it has been delay
loud and dangerous but must be handled with care like when the leader of the free world gets confused by the biggest story of the year. reporter: to what extent has vladimir putin been weakened by recent events? it s hard to tell, but he s clearl-y losing the war in iraq. tom: sorry, mr. president, theer war isry in ukraine.t some stories are like cherry womans bombs, if you re not paying attention, they can snear up on you like this fisherman and this gator. [background sounds] [laughter] tom: and some are roman candles. they get your attention, but they don t pack a lot of power and then they fizzle out hiked this rhode island democrat who keyed a guy s car because heman claimed the man was threatening him. do you know what the threat was? he had a biden sucks bumper sticker.king he was blocking my way saying that i scratched his car, icr didn t scratch hisat car. i m a state senator, i d thinkf you d recognize me. what s the reason to key the car though, that s
her only threesome was with smokey and the bandit. he ll co-host ofs guests bottome on fox business, dagen mcdowell. some i i in with her. w he knows what good tv is buthais decided to do our show anyway. tv writer and producer rob lowe. people love his shows because they can catch up on lost sleep . comedian joe devito right there. and finally,e he buys two seats when he flies. one for hid onm and one for his belt. my massive sidekick in the helicopter, terry, at all. right, before we get to these news stories friday, so let s do this. greg s leftovers. mm. tasty hot water. oh. oh, it s leftovers where i readw the jokes. we did news this week. and as always, it eet times my t time reading them. so if they , i get to kill anyone. i want. a group of cyclists expose themselves to children. de the seattle pride parade. coincidentally, it s the first time those cyclists were exposed to exercise. re and when asked if cycling the buff would be painful, lance armstrong repl
joe biden s involvement? have they clarified to u srole the biden s doj role instigat investigating these alleged crimesin. ey hav no, they haven t. they pretended that the bombshell revelations simply don t exist. joe biden doesn t car what you think about his family s influence[indisti pedd your legitimate concerns don t yourm and joe s mine. the bidens are above the law. they re untouchablare above. that s what exactly like. nothing happened. joe biden invitee d hunter to thursday night s state dinner with the prime minister of indiaer t night, where hunter socialized with the liberal powerbrokers. hunter then spent the weekend with the president at camp david. so what were they doing? there isn t it strange that the president invited his son for a getawat ity weekend j days after a whistleblower tied hunter illegal behavior to the president? were they crafting a joint esident? mean weon tgy don t know because nobody cares to ask. of course, this all comes after hunter b
happy tuesday, everyone.ho i i am tom shillue in for greg gutfeld, who i m told is busy fighting extradition. so before we get to the n the news, i thought it might be appropriate to look at someeo of the new year s resolutions from some famous names and facees ands. for example, president joe biden. his new year s resolution. continue to cheat death. so hunter biden find that byt en left somewhere in the whitvee house. commander the dog eat more salads and fewer service agents. kamala harrise to resolveto to make resolutions for the new year because it s new and it s a year. right? i might add. stop laughing. that might hel i mp to the custodian who cleans the senate judiciary room. three words. here s more bleache wh. brian kilmeade i willtt continue to be the of greg s jokes. gr and finally, randiy rand weingarteni , add £40 to my benh press. nologu she ll make it okay oute. of the monologue. so i m looking m looki over tone headlines, trying to think of t