could have been on toothpicks. this picture, base of the space needle, an app location, if you ask me. by the way, the only clean needle in seattle. [laughter] greg: is that actually seattle or wisconsin? i haven t seen that much cottage cheese, since i used to wrestle in it. those unsightly old men were stark naked in front of kids at this pride event. disgusting. they didn t have a cover charge. at minimum, these kids will never enjoy tapioca again. only pray the bikes were not rentals. raises important question, doesn t that chafe? their asses must look like unc uncooked. why are there children at a pride event? what parent is cool with this? these are the kind of parents, look, a stranger with candy and he owns a white van? sounds like the perfect babysitter. one gentleman kept his tighty whiteys on and twerked for the crowd. in the name of pride? what is this guy proud of? that he has the body of a dented juice box. normalize nudity signs. normalize nudity in front of
toothpicks. this, these pictures, that is at the base of the space needle. an application if you asked me. it is the only cleanly clean needle in seattle. [laughter] but is that actually seattle or wisconsin? i have not seen that much cottage cheese since i used to wrestle in it. [laughter] not to kink-shame, but they were stark naked in front of kids at this pride event. i know. disgusting. they did not even have a cover charge. but at a minimum, these kids will never enjoy tapioca again. apparently began as a bike ride which was followed by naked dating. we can only pray those bikes were not rentals. it raises an important question, doesn t that chafe? after a ride, their asses must look like uncooked pork shoulder. that is a stock photo. [laughter] there s a serious question here. why are there children at a pride event? and what kind of parents are cool with this? parents are supposed to protect kids from weirdos, did not meet them halfway. these are the kind of parents
for air and breathing especially in the times. with that, tonight monologue. how about that monkeypox? [laughter] there s a transition you don t see. we beat covid and now we got monkeypox. let s go live to some monkeys. greg: practicing safe monkey pox i guess. we ve been monitoring this closely but not that closely. we re following cdc guidelines to keep at least six feet of distance from the closest chimp. but there are no concerns here. well, except for this weird rash i just got on my back. in all seriousness, 200 people are being monitored for infection in massachusetts after coming into contact with a confirmed case, and it s not liz warren. although she now claims she s 13% primate. but the virus may have been spreading for months. and experts claim there have even been suspected cases in salt lake city. so who was just in salt lake city? sunday actually. i never should have gone to the zoo. i also shouldn t have whommed the fence to hang now the encloser. but i
air and breathe, especially in ugly times. so with that, on to tonight s monologue. so, how about that monkey pox? there is a transition you don t see. we beat covid and now we got monkey pox. for an update let s go live to some monkeys. greg: practicing safe monkey pox i guess. we ve been monitoring this closely but not that closely. we re following cdc guidelines to keep at least six feet of distance from the closest chimp. but there are no concerns here. well, except for this weird rash i just got on my back. in all seriousness, 200 people are being monitored for infection in massachusetts after coming into contact with a confirmed case, and it s not liz warren. although she now claims she s 13% primate. but the virus may have been spreading for months. and experts claim there have even been suspected cases in salt lake city. so who was just in salt lake city? sunday actually. i never should have gone to the zoo. i also shouldn t have whommed the fence to hang now the
[cheers and applause] greg: i agree with you, every one of you delicious people. happy tuesday. well, it only took a few thousand years but it s happened. hell freezes over. greg: yes, hell has frozen over. hillary, get your ice skates ready. how else could you explain universities losing both cnn and that s like krispy kreme losing the support of lizzo. following last week s hearings on campus anti-semitism fa read called on school to abandon their political insanity. roll it. the ever growing bureaucracy devoted to he can was it diversity and inclusion remains more time and energy be spent on these issues. the most obvious lack of diversity political diversity which affects their ability to analyze many issues is never addressed showing these goals are not centrally related to achieving or sustaining or building excellence. what we saw in the house hearing this week was the inevitable results of decades of the politicization of universities. america s top colleges a