That was really good. Oh, yeah. All right. Its friday, so you knowat what that means. Lets welcome tonights guest. Letshes the only one on the l who still looks like his yearbook picture. D oh, said the guy. Benson show guy benson. If only his jokes were as sharp as his razors. Werenvin and founder of wester razor company, david angelo. Lo shes like a pothole. When shes on the street. People are always trying to avoid her. New york times best sellins to and fox news contributor, him. And finally he trims his beard with a grazing flock of sheep. New york times best selling fothor, comedian and former nwa world champion. All rightr bar. All right. Before we get to some newdo thi stories, lets do this. Gregs leftovers. We had its leftovers where i read the jokes. We didnt use this week. E and as always, its my firsts we time reading them, so theyeken o force joe mackey to eate a bucket of mayonnaise with his toeso pu. All right, so during the state of the union thursdayp night, President
All right units friday you know if that means lets welcome tonights guest hes the only one on the panel who still looks like his yearbook picture of the host of the god bends and show guy benson if only his jokes were sharper says razors comedian and founder of western Razor Company david angelo shes like a pothole on the street people always trying to avoid her the New York Times bestselling author and fox contributor and finally he trims his beard with a Grazing Flock Of Sheep the New York Times best selling author and comedienne for bar in wa World Champion before we get to some news stories lets do this. Gregs leftovers. Greg i use the jokes we didnt use this weekend is always is my first time reading them so they suck we will force joe mackey to put mayonnaise on his toes during the state of the Union Thursday night President Biden said wealthy people should pay their fair share of taxes not so fast says one man but after bidens hyperkinetic speed read of his speech is safe to say
Greg to still be doing this amazing, amazing happy tuesday, everybody how do you know when you have reached peak idiocy . We now need Diversity Guidelines for clearing land mines. It seems canada has just donated 4 million toward an effort to clear land mines, but in a genderinclusive manner. If theres one thing we can agree on concerning the war in ukraine, there simply isnt enough gender inclusive mine action, right . But lets be clear up front, anyone in charge of Clearing Landmines is way braver than i am. I can barely clear my driveway. If it is something you accept as your job, i dont care if you are white, black, gay, trans, or identify as a Cabbage Patch kid. Oh, look at that. [laughter] how did anybody like those dolls . Tyrus i never saw it either. Greg hideous. But its not about the dolls its about how dei and sanity has injected everything. He used to correct only the places where useless people where, like academia or media. But not airlines, medical school, and war, even
and you know what that means? i really have to go to the bath ,butno i m not i m going to wait . it s over. overt welcome tonight s guests . carl early bird sure b is specil . fox and friends first co-host carley shimkushimkus!pl believe it or not, he s the only guy on the show tonight named hotel youtube host gz. e he looks like thatg: guy who cae to cut down your trees. comedian jim florentinr e and finally, she s the firstwe author to weigh less than igh heher book, but she a contr: to. all right. yeah a rig, a lively bunch toni okay. before we get to some new storienes, it s friday, so let . do this. g is leftovers. mm.vers. yeah, it s leftovers wheres it s i read the jokes. we did news this week, and as always, it s my first timeif reading these. so if they , we ll just chemically castrate joe machi and what not. nonot that i would make a difference. but anyway, our man shouldt p decide. designed to look like the white house. just went up for sale in californ
greg: yes, it s friday and you know what that means, huh? i really have to go to the bathroom. but i m not. i m going to wait until it s over. let s welcome tonight s guests. this early bird sure is special, fox and friends first cohost carley shimkus! [cheers and applause] greg: believe it or not, he s the only guy on the show tonight named hotep, youtube host hotep jesus! [cheers and applause]. greg: he looks like the guy who came to cut down your trees. comedian jim florentine! [cheers and applause] greg: and, finally, she s the first author to weigh less than her book, fox news contributor kat timpf! [cheers and applause] greg: all right. yeah, lively bunch tonight. okay, before we get to some new stories it s friday. so let s do this. greg leftovers. greg: yeah, it s leftovers where i read the jokes we didn t use this week and as always it s my first time reading these, so if they suck we ll just chemically castrate joe mackey. not that it would make a