[ cheers and applause [ cheers and applause jimmy: hi hi, everybody. welcome! thank you, thank you, roots. everyone, please have a seat welcome to the tonight show, everybody. thank you so much for being here it s a good show tonight great show tonight chris hemsworth is here. steve: yeah [ cheers and applause jimmy: the jonas brothers are here [ cheers and applause i love those guys. i love chris hemsworth, too. when i talk to him, it s like i m looking in a mirror. steve: really [ laughter ] jimmy: yeah you guys, everybody is excited about the world cup and the u.s. womens national soccer team did you see that [ cheers and applause that game was amazing. they beat thailand 13-0. [ cheers ] people in thailand were like, how could you do this after we made your uniforms? you know [ laughter ] [ audience ohs ] you gotta feel for thailand, though it s a tough way to start the tournament it s the worst thing to happen to a thai soccer team that didn t involve ge
president of poland, said trump, when do i get to meet the president of north poland? [ laughter ] president trump joked this afternoon that officials should consider naming a new nato military base in poland fort trump. oh, i always assumed that this was fort trump [ laughter ] reporting for duty, colonel. [ cheers and applause presidential hopeful, senator bernie sanders gave a speech today defending democratic socialism, and called it the unfinished business of franklin delano roosevelt. added sanders, who by the way, i used to baby-sit. [ laughter and applause singers katy perry and taylor swift announced on social media last night that they have ended their years long feud by posting a picture of a plate of cookies with the words peace at last written in icing then one of them ate last cookie and the feud started all over again. [ laughter and applause according to new research, americans play an average of two to five smart phone games per month. games like, will
poolweek to protest an incident in which the pool manager asked a woman to cover herself or leave the pool while breast-feeding her child and while management was upset, the mothers were really pumped a california man has posted a video that appears to show a driver asleep in his tesla while driving on t freeway wow, i wonder how he fell asleep did he talk about owning a tesla? [ laughter and applause uh-huh. uh-huh, wow. wow.w, wohat is really cool [ laughter ] really happy for you. and finally, a florida man was arrested yesterday afterin allegedly dancaround naked at a mcdonald s. fortunately the man was quickly apprehended and transported to an appropriate facility. [ laughter ] ladies and gentlemen, we have a fantastic show for you tonigus [ cheers and appla we one of my favorite comedians in his new movie being frank is in theaters this friday. jim y.ffigan is back, everybod [ cheers and applause she stars in the new netflixre show, now sting, dead to me. it