the country you have pretty big shoes to fill luckily in greg s case they re like a size three so we should be okay. i m actually honored to be filling in for a guy who truly does have it all these days. he has two top tv shows, a best selling book, and if that weren t enough he s off tonight because he just landed a job as peter dink language s stunt double on gachl thrones. association i mean beening when you re hot you re hot. kidding he s starring in a mission impossible spinoff where the mission is to get something off the top shelf. [laughter] jimmy: i always take shots at him because he loves to take shots at my wardrobe and, to be honest, like he s totally right. i m pretty sure the only reason i sold out in vegas this weekend is my jacket made half the people think it was a magic show. you know? like you won t hurt your feelings i look like a perverted magician called david cop a feel, you know? but there really is. there s a bigger trick taking place around the co
i don t know if i want to continue this show. anyway, they introduced the world to the phrase neo pronoun. yeah, last saturday cnn published a guide to neo pronouns where they offer the preferred ones which are zaerand aeyer about as common as a pacific hunter biden wearing pants. they said neo pronouns should be respected as much as any other pronoun. i m going out on a limb and saying you re [bleep] out of luck. the only people who take this crap serious are interns at cnn forced to interview idiots like you. they interviewed over dopes saying neo pronounce are a reflex of someone s identify i had the. i ll give them that if you re a loser, a nobody, or more specific terms, a bore, because only boring lazy people need a neo pronoun. if you re boring it adds ba assess and if you re lazy you don t have to do anything other than say i m a z. how lame is this? a made-up pronoun is now a participation professor for people who can t participate in actual life. it s a built-in exc
earlier and earlier and earlier. heck some fans are already talking about the impact of the change. listen up, folks. greg gutfeld on a cable network beats all of them, okay, because he s moderately entertaining. they re not. unless you are an extreme righty, he is a toxic little person. greg: a toxic little person. easy there fredo. why does chris always have that same desperate look on his face? he s like a skydiver realizing that after jumping he packed his laundry and not a parachute. anyit s july 17th you can now add fun and truth to this date in history because this show is a delicious sandwich of both and this world needs that sandwich because it s full of unanswered questions. some we ll never get to the bottom of. take the curious case of the white house coke. it s like an episode of scooby doo but without the investigative prowess of a talking dog. i mean, how hard would it be for scooby doo to find out whose coke that belonged to? i don t think we ll ever
trans tuesday. hey wait a minute i m not tuesday i m saturday. greg: welcome to trans tuesday. i m your host angela lansbury. tyrus: how dare you. greg: i did it for you ithank you. greg: tonight s topic jaws dropped after a top gets popped. after meeting with president biden at a pride event on saturday a transgender influencer bared her breasts on the south lawn. hi, mr. president. how are you. it is an honor trans rights are human rights. are we topless at the white house? greg: i know what you might be thinking. what a bunch of boobs. seriously who invites these idiots. come on white house, haven t you learned a thing from bud light. the only thing influencers influence is universal hate towards influencers. influencers are to credibility what cancer is to your balls. i know. also, how the hell did we get here where i person even thinks this is appropriate at the white house. even hunter said, please, a little decorum. the fact is, everything gone
joe biden to read charlotte s web as a freshman in college. so welcome back into the spotlight, iowa. the birth place of vending machines sliced bread and hetero section wales. on tuesday florida governor ron desantis held his first campaign event in a tour that will also take him to new hampshire and south carolina. but i wonder if it was great to be back. it is great to be back and it s great for me to report that our great american comeback starts by sending joe biden back to his basement in delaware! [cheers and applause] greg: well, the rest of the speech hit the usual stuff but the melt s meltdown is already in mid season form when it comes to ron. because there s a model for what this little dictator in the making wants to do. there is a model for what this little dictator in the making wants to do. just look at china, cuba, north korea, afghanistan or iran where the government censors the media or force feeds a strict conservative religious ideology to children