I dont know if they get much bigger. I really dont. Jimmy well, no, they dont. Im shocked at this bigness. Jimmy what does it feel like to be 80 years old . Older than 70. Jimmy it does . You know much older than 70, but younger than 90. So im stuck in the middle there. Jimmy it is hard to come up with a plan to celebrate an 80th birthday. Most people have a brunch or something, but my aunt chippy isnt most people. We thought what better way to commemorate this special day, an 80th birthday than to jump out of nowhere and scare her repeatedly. Surprise woo happy birthday i come in the room and all im thinking is im going to take a hot shower. Holy [ bleep ] youre going to kill me whats the matter with you people . Are you surprise [ bleep ]. If theres any more of this [ bleep ] around, i swear to god im going to have to kill somebody. Thank god nobodys here. Surprise prise you gotta be kidding me. Surprise woo youre not going to let me live, and theyre not going to let me die. Im reall
jon: welcome to the daily show i m jon stewart. by popular demand our guest tonight sophie delaunay from doctors without boarders, she is here tonight to look at this thing on my ankle. a lovely courageous individual as they all are. i want to first talk to you about professional futbol. the american plan. it has seen controversy from a gay player that couldn t kick hard enough is to a straight player that could and shouldn t of hit at all, really. to a team on paper before the season should of been in the hupt. do we have an offensive line, not have an offensive line? are the prediction schemes hilarious and under escalated. the point is this [beep] odel beckham jr., man. okay. not a futbol crowd. more of a journalism crowd. journalism. on: i give the worst career advice in the history. you know what you should do. should you drop out of school and hang out around the improve theater. that s what you should do. that s what you should do, lady. anyways my point is this, t
saving for a special occasion? it s on tonight, cuz. oh, oh! oh. promise you ll name your sixth kid after me. when i m dead and gone. miss you pac. hopefully a podcast journalist will solve my murder 15 years from now. all right, don t watch any tv until i come back in two months. i d consider it cheating. good-bye. from comedy central world news headquarters in new york. this is the daily show with jon stewart. [cheers and applause] [cheers and applause] jon: welcome to the daily show i m jon stewart. by popular demand our guest tonight sophie delaunay from doctors without boarders, she is here tonight to look at this thing on my ankle. a lovely courageous individual as they all are. i want to first talk to you about professional futbol. the american plan. it has seen controversy from a gay player that couldn t kick hard enough is to a straight player that could and shouldn t of hit at all, really. to a team on paper before the season should of been in the hupt. do we h
a lovely courageous individual as they all are. i want to first talk to you about professional futbol. the american plan. it has seen controversy from a gay player that couldn t kick hard enough is to a straight player that could and shouldn t of hit at all, really. to a team on paper before the season should of been in the hupt. do we have an offensive line, not have an offensive line? are the prediction schemes hilarious and under escalated. the point is this [beep] odel beckham jr., man. okay. not a futbol crowd. more of a journalism crowd. journalism. on: i give the worst career advice in the history. you know what you should do. should you drop out of school and hang out around the improve theater. that s what you should do. that s what you should do, lady. anyways my point is this, there is more football controversy . members of the st. louis rams coming on the field with an unexpected message. putting their hands up. don t shoot. a symbol of protest following fergu
it has seen controversy from a gay player that couldn t kick hard enough is to a straight player that could and shouldn t of hit at all, really. to a team on paper before the season should of been in the hupt. do we have an offensive line, not have an offensive line? are the prediction schemes hilarious and under escalated. the point is this [beep] odel beckham jr., man. okay. not a futbol crowd. more of a journalism crowd. journalism. on: i give the worst career advice in the history. you know what you should do. should you drop out of school and hang out around the improve theater. that s what you should do. that s what you should do, lady. anyways my point is this, there is more football controversy . members of the st. louis rams coming on the field with an unexpected message. putting their hands up. don t shoot. a symbol of protest following ferguson. jon: protest. it s football. i think it s fellas let s score touch downs. or maybe they re preparing a dance. sub