[ cheers and applause ] thank you. Thank you very much. Oh, that was uncomfortable. [ laughter ] everybody, thank you for joining in tonight. Im jimmy, im the host. Im the captain of the dance team here at the show. For the first time in about four years, its looking like theres no need to feel down. Ding dong the witch hunt is almost dead. [ laughter ] the winged monkeys are about to fly out of the white house. The cowardly liars hitting the yellow brick road. I would not want to be Donald Trumps my pillow tonight. He is liable to chew right through that thing. What a day for the president. Pennsylvania, georgia turned out to be bluer than Mitch Mcconnells hands. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] the presumptive president elect, joe biden, addressed the nation tonight. This is unprecedented. A spokesperson for joe biden said the United States government is perfectly capable of escorting trespassers out of the white house. [ laughter ] in other words, hit the road, maralago, youre g
From rockefeller center, in the heart of new york city, its the tonight show, starring gem gemmy fallen and now, here is he, jimmy fallon do it jimmy oh, hey oh, my goodness. Hello, everyone, welcome thank you so much hello, everyone. Welcome, welcome, welcome to the tonight show here from studio 6a having a little trouble . Got caught. Jimmy i was about to play drums. Lets get to the news and jokes, well, guys, with election day less than a week away, the White House Office put out a list of president trumps achievements they list ending the pandemic as a top accomplishment of the president s first term jimmy what thats like the Tampa Bay Rays listing their biggest accomplishment as 2020 world series champion. Seriously, right now, ending the pandemic thanks to you, we just got picked up for three more seasons. Keep in mind, though, the White House Science Office is just eric and don jr. Wearing a bill nye halloween costume. When i picture the White House Science Office i think of mon
What do his neighbors think . Great guy. Great kids. The whole family is misguided right now. I say go, eagles. He says, go minnesota. Across the river, Steven Davidson collingswood home is draped in purple, his fandom passed down from his father. A lot of kids started saying stuff about me. I was like, okay, well see how the game goes. Whats it like being a viking fan amid eaglemania . Im in eagles country. What am i going to do . He plans to watch the game at home. Their predictions . I wont say nothing. I wont say anything because if im wrong, i look like a fool. If the eagles win on sunday, who will they root for . Both say the eagles, reluctantly. Jim, they are nice guys, really. If you say so. The city skyline showing off the support of the birds from the top of the skyscrapers to the west side of the schuylkill and along boathouse road. Peco is superstitious so they wont run the green on the line. Instead of causing a jinx, they are waiting on the underdogs. 6abc is showing off
Shirt. The stadium is ready for 70,000 fans and theyll becken the National Broadcast come sunday night. The city, fans and team are ready for the biggest sports event around here in a long time. Its friday night and the big story is the nfc championship game on sunday and the tristate area is aching for victory. Adam joseph is standing by with the forecast. Jeff chirico has the story from bridesburg with a football family that has their neighbors shaking their heads. The city and Police Get Ready for game time and Ducis Rodgers has the latest on the eagle preparation. Ducis, the eagles practiced inside the link today. What did the players and coach have to say . Players say they are ready. Coach says hes ready. The city is more than ready. We areinside of two days until the birds take on the minnesota vikings. The field has been resodded. Back in the offseason the coach pederson said he felt the team had superbowl potential. I said we had the potential to be a Superbowl Team because of
The chair will alternate recognition between the parties. All time shall be equally allocated between the parties. And in no event shall debate continue beyond 11 50 a. M. Each member other than the majority and minority leaders and minority whip shall be limited to five minutes. The chair recognizes the gentleman from illinois, mr. Gutierrez, for five minutes. R. Gutierrez mr. Speaker, monday i returned from my third trip to puerto rico since Hurricane Maria devastated the island almost two months ago. I wish i could report a lot of progress is being made, but i cant. Its still a disaster and its a stain on the reputation of the United States of america. Most places dont have power. Generators, the sound you hear humming in every corner of the island, are running ragged from overuse. In many places the water is not on because the power is not on to pump it. And drinkable water mixes with sewer water all over the identifyland. Island. As you can see from this picture, people are tappin