Jon welcome. Thank you very much. Welcome to the daily show. Very excited to see you here tonight. We have a tremendous show. Weve been planning it almost all day. My name is jon stewart. My guest tonight, helen thorpe. She is the author of soldier girls the battles of three women at home and at war. But first, before we even get to the show, before we do anything, its been a long summer. Weve got good news. Good news. They dont even believe it. [laughter] just sitting there waiting. Good news . Ill give you that. The summer started out a little doomsdayy. You have your putin being sanctioned. Hes calming down, maybe putting a shirt on. [laughter] you have a ceasefire finally in gaza. Oh, please let it hold. Time for everybody to take a breath, calm down. Its all good. Ebola alert. Fastgrowing Ebola Outbreak. One of the most feared and deadly diseases on earth. Surging out of control. Jon what the [bleeped] oh, my god. What the [bleeped]. [applause] [bleeped] thats going to make a good
Stephen woo woo woo woo woo cheers and applause woo cheers and applause what does it do . laughter gotta have the apple watch its finally cool to wear calculator watch whos the nerd, now, ben mcgooken . i mean, this thing will change the way you rook at your wrist. But dont take my hype for it. Take theirs. Weve invented new, intimate ways to communicate directly from your wrist. Stephen i thought i knew all the intimate ways to wristcommunicate. Whats left . Wrist in butt . I dont know. laughter and folks laughter tragically, the apple watch is not available till 2015, whenever that is, i dont know, because i dont have an apple watch laughter but i did manage to get my hands on an even more cutting edge product from an apple insider. Well, an outsider. He was in the ally behind the apple store. Say hello to the new wrist pad laughter there it is. Its exclusive. Look at that yeah applause the screen size is much better than the apple watch. Lets see, what time is it . 11 04 is that rig
Stephen Stephen Stephen Stephen Stephen stephen thank you, ladies and gentlemen. Mwa folks i cant stop these people. I cant stop them. cheers and applause . Thank you. Ladies and gentlemen, ladies and gentlemen, weve got a big show to do. Folks, weve got a big show to do. I know. I would try to stop you from chanting but we know what happens when someone tries to stop the colbert nation. cheers these people are locked and loaded. Folks, speaking of which, you know im a proud supporter of the second amendment. I consider it first among amendments that arent the first one. laughter these days we gun advocates are being treated like common crim nalz. A 54yearold Research Doctor arrested after he entered an airport terminal carrying an Assault Rifle. Dr. Peter steinmetz was carrying an ar15 over his shoulder when he was taken into custody last week. He told police he visited the airport to simply buy a cup of coffee. laughter stephen, of course. You gotta go to the airport for coffee. Airp
How to properly squire a lady at a cotillion laughter always bring an extra pair of gloves her punch can spill laughter so if youre facing an existential threat for the president to act, but i was under the impression congress could do something about it, like declare war. Why not on your own. My time here in congress, thats not how this happened. The president of the United States would request that support and would supply the wording of a resolution to authorize this force. And at this point in time, weve gonot gotten that request or sen that language. Jon we would help stop the greatest threat this country has known but not if it means being rude. Were not going to be rude. But at least congress can agree on one thing just kidding. They cant. laughter he has the authority he needs now to act against i. S. I. S. The president should come to congress and act for authorization. The president has the authority to immediately act. He should come to move to kong. He has the authority to
From Comedy Centrals world news headquarters in new york, this is the daily show with jon stewart. Captioning sponsored by Comedy Central [theme music playing] [cheering and applause] jon welcome. Thank you very much. Welcome to the daily show. Very excited to see you here tonight. We have a tremendous show. Weve been planning it almost all day. My name is jon stewart. My guest tonight, helen thorpe. She is the author of soldier girls the battles of three women at home and at war. But first, before we even get to the show, before we do anything, its been a long summer. Weve got good news. Good news. They dont even believe it. [laughter] just sitting there waiting. Good news . Ill give you that. The summer started out a little doomsdayy. You have your putin being sanctioned. Hes calming down, maybe putting a shirt on. [laughter] you have a ceasefire finally in gaza. Oh, please let it hold. Time for everybody to take a breath, calm down. Its all good. Ebola alert. Fastgrowing Ebola Outbr