Here it is, your moment of zen. I watch the news because im a kid. Apparently grandpa just gives me the remote, i have to watch the powerball. Captioning sponsored by Comedy Central captioned by Media Access Group at wgbh access. Wgbh. Org captioning sponsored by Comedy Central cheers and applause stephen welcome to the report. Thank you for joining us. Thank you, ladies and gentlemen. Stephen Stephen Stephen Stephen Stephen Stephen Stephen Stephen Stephen thank you, ladies and gentlemen. Mwa folks i cant stop these people. I cant stop them. cheers and applause . Thank you. Ladies and gentlemen, ladies and gentlemen, weve got a big show to do. Folks, weve got a big show to do. I know. I would try to stop you from chanting but we know what happens when someone tries to stop the colbert nation. cheers these people are locked and loaded. Folks, speaking of which, you know im a proud supporter of the second amendment. I consider it first among amendments that arent the first one. laughter
Stephen Stephen Stephen stephen thank you, ladies and gentlemen. Mwa folks i cant stop these people. I cant stop them. cheers and applause . Thank you. Ladies and gentlemen, ladies and gentlemen, weve got a big show to do. Folks, weve got a big show to do. I know. I would try to stop you from chanting but we know what happens when someone tries to stop the colbert nation. cheers these people are locked and loaded. Folks, speaking of which, you know im a proud supporter of the second amendment. I consider it first among amendments that arent the first one. laughter these days we gun advocates are being treated like common crim nalz. A 54yearold Research Doctor arrested after he entered an airport terminal carrying an Assault Rifle. Dr. Peter steinmetz was carrying an ar15 over his shoulder when he was taken into custody last week. He told police he visited the airport to simply buy a cup of coffee. laughter stephen, of course. You gotta go to the airport for coffee. Airports are to coff
You gotta go to the airport for coffee. Airports are to coffee as bus stations are to nachos. laughter and, yes, steinmetz may have pointed an ar15 Assault Rifle in the direction of a mother and her teenaged daughter, so obviously were not looking at a brain surgeon here. Hes technically a top neuroscientist. Perhaps hes studying the part of the brain that overrides impulse control. The point is, arrests like this are pure discrimination, and that hurts the children. Fortunately, two gun lovers have written a new Childrens Book to help kids understand the open carry lifestyle. Its called my parents carry. laughter it tells the heartwarming story of brenna, her mom, and what looks like her other mom wearing a mustache. laughter unlike other parents, brennas mom and dad carry loaded weapons openly, which might make her feel different, but her father reassures her that, brenna, there is evil in this world and we want to protect you the best we can. When seconds count, the police are minut
The show, before we do anything, its been a long summer. Weve got good news. Good news. They dont even believe it. [laughter] just sitting there waiting. Good news . Ill give you that. The summer started out a little doomsdayy. You have your putin being sanctioned. Hes calming down, maybe putting a shirt on. [laughter] you have a ceasefire finally in gaza. Oh, please let it hold. Time for everybody to take a breath, calm down. Its all good. Ebola alert. Fastgrowing Ebola Outbreak. One of the most feared and deadly diseases on earth. Surging out of control. Jon what the [bleeped] oh, my god. What the [bleeped]. [applause] [bleeped] thats going to make a good gift. All right. [bleeped]. First it was war. Then it was plaismg were either in the end times or a scifi original movie. Were all in danger. The World Trade Organization reports there are now 1,603 cases in west africa. [laughter] jon oh, well, thats terrible for those countries. I didnt realize. All right. I guess i wont be needin
Stephen Stephen Stephen Stephen Stephen stephen thank you, ladies and gentlemen. Mwa folks i cant stop these people. I cant stop them. cheers and applause . Thank you. Ladies and gentlemen, ladies and gentlemen, weve got a big show to do. Folks, weve got a big show to do. I know. I would try to stop you from chanting but we know what happens when someone tries to stop the colbert nation. cheers these people are locked and loaded. Folks, speaking of which, you know im a proud supporter of the second amendment. I consider it first among amendments that arent the first one. laughter these days we gun advocates are being treated like common crim nalz. A 54yearold Research Doctor arrested after he entered an airport terminal carrying an Assault Rifle. Dr. Peter steinmetz was carrying an ar15 over his shoulder when he was taken into custody last week. He told police he visited the airport to simply buy a cup of coffee. laughter stephen, of course. You gotta go to the airport for coffee. Airp