what it is! it s tyrus, and welcome to the blackstone edition of gut gutfeld! ! [laughter] i don t have a reason for that other than i really like my fort. and since i said it is the black zone, i can start the show 5 minutes late. that s a black joke, you are not allowed to laugh. now we are nice and uncomfortable. let s go. christmas has come and gone faster than a biological male beating a woman in a track meet. and i m sure everyone got lots of presents. except this guy. [laughter] you know he invented the naughty list. wherever he is, i m sure santa s bells did not wake him up. now, i m sure we all got something we d like to return to the store. remember, even though it s a big screw you to whomever gave you the present, apparently it s not all about the thought that counts. and of course you shouldn t feel bad for wanting to exchange it for something better. which brings me to my monologue. tonight, i want to remember all the crap we as americans received in 2
commit mass murder in texas? did right-wing extremism drive him to kill eight people at an outlet mall? another american community now in mourning after the latest outbreak of gun violence. killed just waiting at a bus stop. a second inexplicable loss of life in texas. this one near the southern border. eight people are dead after an suv plowed into a crowd outside a shelter housing migrants. we are learning new details about the driver and the charges he now faces. and passenger payback. president biden set to unveil a new rule that could force airlines to compensate you for delays or compensations. the devil is in the details. how much is this going to help? we ll explain the move and you ll hear from the president live this hour. we are following these major developing stories and many more all coming in right here to cnn news central. we start today in allen, texas, where police are gathering evidence trying to determine the motive behind saturday s mass shooting. a 3
he has a little guy, they are adjusted for someone who seems like this. and i have spots. and it s the worst day to have spots, because today is a big day, this is a big show. kat, this is our two-year anniversary show! [cheers and applause] yeah, well, this marriage of the three of us is off to a great start with greg forgetting it s our anniversary and running off to germany to make art films like he is lord for quad. yes, look at that, you see it. yep! not my blue buttons! anyways, thanks for nothing, greg. no, but thank you, greg, kat, staff, team, and our amazing fans for making us number 1. [applause] and let s not forget jean who does all of the dancing and singing and annoying things. [applause] but we will not put the camera on him, not even for a second. [laughs] that sounded like greg coming out to the monologue. so if a coward dies a thousand deaths and a soldier dies but once, how many times do they get to attempt to end them? in the case of those going after pre
that s alberta province. more than 100 wildfires are burning as hot, dry conditions are challenging fire crews. the provincial government there declaring a state of emergency. the fires have now scorched more than 375,000 acres. so far an area that s roughly one and a half times the size of new york city s five boroughs combined. over 29,000 people have evacuated the region so far. many of them running into long traffic jams as so many desperately try to escape. and tom cruise outdoing himself yet again. the daredevil actor known for doing his own stunts accepting his mtv movie award for his performance in top gun maverick by actually piloting the p-51 mustang he flew in the film. you see the popcorn in the back seat. the anchor thanking the viewers for voting for him, signing off by saying see you at the movies. jim. that s pretty cool. the top executive in