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Well see you tomorrow goodnight, everybody announcer tonight on late night with seth meyers. Jake tapper, from hbos succession, Matthew Macfadyen, music from foster the people featuring the 8g band with Thaddeus Dixon and now, Seth Meyers Seth welcome to late night, everybody. Theres a Tropical Storm battering the east coast right now, which means that finally, finally, i have a reason to stay inside lets get to the news. When asked in a new interview how history will remember late civil rights leader congressman john lewis, President Trump said he did not know because he doesnt know john lewis. I guess in the same way republicans suddenly wont know trump after november 4th oh, donald trump tall guy golfer in a new interview, President Trump said the coronavirus pandemic is, quote, under control as much as you can control it. What youre not controlling it at all. Youre handling the pandemic the way parents handle a third child. Eh, got to get tired eventually. Just turn the tv up. In t