First Lady Melania Trump spoke today at the state department. Well, technically, all she said was, sanctuary [ laughter ] britain began the process of leaving the eu today, and the leader of the European Council responded to the move by saying, i will not pretend i am happy. Which makes sense, as thats more of a british thing. [ laughter ] i see you are betrothed to another. I will not pretend i am happy. [ light laughter ] in an interview yesterday, jeb bush said that President Trump should stop saying things that arent true. The interview even made the front page of the school paper. [ laughter ] still getting interviews. [ applause ] according according to a new poll, president Vladimir Putins Approval Rating among russians is above 80 . Of course, thats largely because he conducted the poll in person. [ laughter ] [ russian accent ] and for charisma, you give me also a 10 . [ laughter ] according to a new poll, three out of four russians recognize the corruption in their government
[ laughter ] leaderf whichterkell n pretend i am hap jeb bush said that president te acrding to a new poll, ve 8. Person. And for charisma, you give me ] ac government. E foth russian. [ laughter ]appantly florida is st]trumhas been using a new iphone ttw unsecured android device. Here of his unsecured android device. [ laughter and applause ] the house of representatives, yesterday, passed a bill that would reduce internet privacy protections. Wait, there are internet privacy protections . Yesterday, i thought about a sweater and an ad for it popped up on facebook. [ light laughter ] [ applause ] arbys is facing multiple lawsuits currently, after a data breach exposed the credit card information of over 350,000 customers. The data breach could reveal potentially embarrassing information, like the fact that they ate at arbys. [ laughter ] and finally, a french artist opened an exhibit called egg today, where he will sit on a dozen chicken eggs until they hatch. And im guessing its the