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And im guessing its the only way that guy can get chicks. [ laughter ] ladies and gentlemen, we have a great show for you tonight. From the new film going in style, Morgan Freeman is back on the show, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] she stars in the missing on starz. Keeley hawes is here tonight. [ cheers and applause ] we have u. S. Skier and olympic Gold MedalistMikaela Shiffrin here this evening. [ cheers and applause ] and music from one of our favorites here at late night. Bastille is in the house tonight. [ cheers and applause ] but before we get to all of that, you know, im in my 40s now, im married, i have a kid. But nothing makes me feel older than when i realize i do not understand the new slang terms that teenagers are using. And it seems like these days teen slang terms are evolving so fast that its impossible to keep up. So we decided to do some research and then give you a little primer on the new teen slang terms in a segment we call seth explains teen slang. [ cheers and applause ] seth our first new teen slang term you may hear teens saying around town is, reefer sutherland. [ laughter ] this is someone who smokes weed for 24 hours. [ laughter ] for example, i went to sleep, woke up, went to school and came back home and my older brother never once stopped playing xbox or smoking kush. Boy a total reefer sutherland. [ laughter ] moving on. Youre all familiar with the phantom of the opera. Well this is the fantom of the opera. Fan. Its the creepy guy who lurks under the bleachers during sporting events. [ laughter ] for example, daniel says hes too hideous to sit with us, but i think he just likes crawling around under the stands looking at butts. [ light laughter ] total fantom of the opera. [ light laughter ] up next we have dadbury creme egg. This is a new slang term thats really taking off with the teens. Lets see what it means. Its when your dad walks into the kitchen on easter morning in just his boxers and one of his balls falls out. [ audience groans ] [ laughter and applause ] here it is in a sentence. Ugh, dad, put some pants on. We can see your dadbury creme egg. [ laughter ] thats helpful, because up until now you didnt have a slang term for that. [ laughter ] our next teen slang term is whodini. Lets see what it means. Its to escape a conversation before the person youre talking to realizes you dont know their name. [ laughter ] here it is in a sentence. I got cornered by that short kid in bio for like 12 minutes. I just called him playa a bunch until i was able to pull a whodini. [ applause ] next we have, mantoman defense. Lets see what it means. Its when someone youre not interested in wont stop hitting on you, so you pretend to be gay. [ laughter ] here it is in a sentence. Wendy wouldnt stop rubbing my leg so i had to switch to mantoman defense and give my bro chad a big ol smooch. [ laughter ] moving on, its melania. Lets see what it means. Its a girlfriend who lives in another city. [ laughter and applause ] here it is in a sentence. Ryan keeps talking about how hot his girlfriend is, but that melania lives 200 miles away and is probably hooking up with someone way cooler. [ applause ] up next, new york snow. Its someone who looks good when they first show up at the party, but looks terrible just hours later. [ laughter ] for example, chad looked super hot at 8 00 p. M. , but five hours and nine beers later and that boys new york snow. Tired, covered in dirt, and sprawled all over the sidewalk. Next up, its jesus dad. Lets see what it means. Its a dad who leaves on a friday and doesnt come back until sunday. [ audience ohs ] [ la here it is in a sentence. You think the dadbury creme eggs you saw on easter were embarrassing, at least hes around. I got a total jesus dad. He could be anywhere right now. Whoknowswhatcavehesin. [ laughter ] our next teen slang term is trump tower. This is actually a verb thats used when you say you tapped that, but really didnt. [ laughter ] for example, dude, did you really sleep with the morgan twins . cause from what i hear, youre trump towering this story. [ laughter and applause ] next we have, cheat cute. Youve heard of a meetcute, where a couple meets in an adorable way. Well, this is to cheat on someone in an adorable way. For example, went to the Grocery Store while travis was out of town, and me and this other guy reached for the same apple. Next thing you know, i was having sex outside of my relationship. Cheatcute. [ light laughter ] our last teen slang term is forrest stump. This one was inspired by this photo of donald trump jr. [ laughter ] heres the definition. The weird kid who opts to take his senior picture on a stump in the middle of the woods. [ laughter ] for example, don must have thought those pictures in the woods were cool and artsy, but instead were going to make fun of him forever. Forreststump. [ laughter and applause ] that was seth explains teen slang. But, you know, before we finish up, every time i do this segment i make it clear that these are actual terms that actual teens are using. This isnt just like a bit here. [ light laughter ] this isnt some classic, you know, desk piece on a talk show. This is real stuff. And i think everybody thinks this is a joke, that were making this stuff up and that hurts my feelings. These are really words being used by teens. [ laughter ] you guys, really, they are. And to prove it, we set up a camera in the Jefferson High School in uniontown, pennsylvania. Take a look. [ bell ringing ] [ laughter ] yeah. Totally. Hey jacob. Whats up, rob . What did you do last night . I went to ericas. We had the place to ourselves, because she has a jesus dad. You went out with erica . Yeah, right. Shes totally dating brandon. Sounds like you trump towered that story. We had a cheat cute and we hooked up. Who are you dating . Well, i went to that party with greg. The star quarterback . Mmhmm. Oh my god, hes so cute. I mean, he was when we got there, but by 10 00 p. M. He was new york snow. That sucks. Are you gonna break up with him . I mean, i would, but i dont want to get stuck going to prom with the fantom of the opera. Or worse, the forrest stump from home room. Hey brad, whats up . You havent said anything all lunch. My dad came downstairs this morning in nothing but his boxers. Oh no. Dadbury creme egg . [ light laughter ] you know it. Hey man, can we stop talking like this . Seth no [ laughter ] well, did i tell you guys about my reefer sutherland . [ cheers and applause ] seth now do you believe me . Well be right back with Morgan Freeman, everybody. 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Seth always such a pleasure to seth and one of the things i love about having you here, fred, is wt stu thats going o in your life. I will say i do have this thin telling me that you sometimes say things just to impress us. Fred thats thintryou say ia true thing . Fred absolutely. Seth okay, well, you know y into effect. I heard you backstage saying fred thats exactly right. Seth what is frexit . Fred well, im going to no rest of the united states. So im pulling long island back and theres a way to do it, phal seth cause, youre from long island. Fred im from long island. So instead of pulling the entire island back, im going to strip island with a bulldozer. Itsnly four inches off of it and thats were goto united states. Seth long island will now be four inches away from the united states. D seth and to what end . Fred and to what end . To the end of the island. [ laughter ] to the he seth thats not what i meany mean . Its the end seth but why are you doing this . Land [ laughter ] seth okay. T. To montauk. Seth all right, thank you so much. Much thank you. [ applause ] seth our first g Academy Awardwinning actor whos starred in iconic films like the Shawshank Redemption an starting april 7th you can see him in the new movie going in style. Willie, hows it goin . Where the hell did you get that thing . Mp in the basket. Who the hell do you think i am, e. T. . Basket im not getting in no bloody basket shes gaining on us. Flour, flour. Give me the flour. Seth please, welcome back to everybody. [ cheers and applause ] seth how are you . Im good. That on the set of this film you spent thti the getaway car. Yeah, i maybe, day and a half. Yeah. [ light laughter ] seth it was it comfortable . They spent a lot of time and effort making it as comfortable as possible, whis seth gotcha. Comfortable. Y. Seth and would you drive around in it . Would Michael Caine drive you around . Outhere . No, just you know, when we do a shot, somebody else would have to take it back. Im going to sit in there just to ride back. Seth this movie has Michael Caine, alan arkin. Mmhmm. Sd wi Michael Caine before. And have you worked with alan arkin before . No. Seth are there any are er oh, yes. Seth really . Oh, goodness, yes. Seth who if you could work with anyone you hadnt worked with, who would it be . Seth oh, okay. Yeah. ] seth so its not a very high well it you know, its seth, its not a good idea to i understand. Thats why youre a beloved actor. Youve never named names. Eth . Yeah. An. But naming the ones that i want to work with and havent worked with ou about three or four, and its, oh thats good. But then there may be nine or 12 saying, what am i, chopped liver, or something . [ light laughter ] seth yeah, the ym saying . Seth youre a lot smarter about this than i am. Zach braff, i heard that you lost a bet to zach and the price his outgoing voicemail. Yes. [ light laughter ] seth is this i would ine ask you to do all the time. Yes. [ laughter ]oro you have to los order to do it . No. I, no. I have to lose a big bet now. Seth okay. Get exhausting having to record it gets exhausting, you knoa ive said, hello, this is so o to the phone right now. Seth yeah. You know . Seth well, you know, if you m like you have one coming, you know . Because no ones ever asked me. [ laughter ]but you know, i have the perfect swerer yeah. The guy who installed the system. Seth uh huh. Most godawful mississippi drawl you ever heard who calls and says, hello, leave a number. [ laughter ] he sounds about as far away from h nd you just had him do it . Well, he did it as a test and [ laughter ] it was perfect. Seth so the one place you from Morgan Freeman is on Morgan Freemans phone. Absolutely. Seth well, there you go. E pretty good. Because if you called there and seth oh, i see. Ed before, you see . So he doesnt even say this is seth yeah. You know. Seth sec you messages. Is that safe to say . Ideally. Seth yeah. Seth i think were all that way. Yeah. People i dont know. Seth yeah, those could be the worst people to get a yeah, it could be. Someoice work for somebody, mark zuckerberg. To bha Virtual Assistant . Is that an accurate way yeah. This is a smart guy. Ust ilding g for his own fun. And so he was dabbling at artificial intelligence, and he seth jarvis, right. And you know, jarvis wakes him up, makes coffee, opens jarvis is his man friday. I wod e voice, i said, sure. Seth yeah. Seth yeah, thats a good person to say yes to. Yeah. Seth yeah. Vergood friend to have. Mark. [ laughter ] seth thats its crazy ts so smart, they can just like do that on the side. Seth yeah, people like that. He looks like hes about 22. Ts o awesome for me. Seth we just baby proofed my and the other day i couldnt figure out how to open the drawer. Dont child proof anyth around you. I mei nd you know medicines. Seth yeah. And stuff, just childproof. Seth yeah. [ laughter ] and you need the we n so i want to ask you. Last time you were here, we were talking about how you were a acu danced at the worlds fair. Yes, i i i had to sort of reedit that. Seth oh yeah . Yeah. I was, sort of i did some dance. Seth okay. I was never a dancer. Seth okay. I just never had the talent. Seth but you danced somewhere and then afterward dancing. Yes, yes, yes. Seth so technically, you professionally danced. Professionally, i did dance. Seth but youre now yo s maybe didnt have the skill. Yeah. Seth yeah. Yeah. Seth is that something you knew or did somebody have to tell you . I knew it. [ laughter ] what . I was dancing in a show called the royal hunt of the son. G. No, they just hired a bunch of dancers to be in the chorus. Seth i see. Certain poses. Seth mmhmm. F. C and one night at coe college, ames, iowa, i got to go on because i had an understudy part. Seth i see. Understudy part the minute i got on stage and opened my mouth, bin thunderbolt of lightning. Just, you dont dance, boy. [ light laughter ] seth well, you sung. You did some singing, yes . L the time. Seth you do . Yeah, i do. Thats just thats part of o dolly. Yes, i was in hello, dolly. Yeah. Seth theres a picture of you in hello, dolly with at y . No, well yeah thats ooh wee, looks like me. [ laughter ] yeah, thats me. [ laughter ] it was a long tigoo th was d like singing on stage . Was that did you feel seth yeah. Ere . But i like you know, a musical or, you know, back in the day and it was just when i nd e Ginger Rogers and cyd charisee and gene kelly and, i mean, dancers. And these the way they did these show. Oh, god, i want to do that. You know . s ahello, dolly theres a revival with bette midler. Yeah. Seth a ybsolely. Seth oh, thats great. Are you somebody do you enjoy going to see musicals . Oh, i do, i do. I do. E ofhe funniest ive seen was i shouldnt say funny, because its not funny. Seth now im excited to hear what it is. The tle. Its about this young man who gets into all kinds of trouble trying to help out a friend. Is it new . No, no. Seth ikas been its been for a while. I saw it maybe a month and a half ago. Deaevan hansen . Yeah seth oh wow look at that. Yeah. Seth woo [ apause ] dear evan hansen. Seth youre right. Yeah. Youve seen it . Cularly funny, but its wonderful. It is oh, ive never seen such bette by anybody, anywhere. Seth i feel like we really need to stress i just want to make sure no ones at home sayi, i ow Morgan Freeeman on late night im going to check s a dear evan hansen. nderful show, everybody should see it. Just incredible. Seth its incredible. T . [ light laughter ] seth i want to ask you about one last thing, before wle seth samuel l. Jackson was here and we were talking about the fact that you guys were friends backth seth back in new york. Denzel too, yeah . Yeah, yeah. Seth all just new york ac. Eth did you know then tha they would all be as successful asy er ]o. Laug inib sam [ laughter app because,hi seth okay. So, and i never you know, but im not going to get here. Seth yeah. And watch the Johnny Carson show. An seth well, it all worked out for all you guys. Yeah, hey, knock wood. H. Seth always such a pleasure to see you. Thank you for sharing your time its nice to be here with you. [ cheers and applause ] seth Morgan Freeman, everybody going in styl pewell be right back with keeley hawes. [ cheers and applause ] hes got the cash. Hes got a condo. Hes got a career. But that still doesnt mean he gets you. Time to shine. Orbit. And their families in the developing world. To help provide access to clnith us at water. Org the global water crisis once and for all. [laughs] you have a side that saves for their tuition. But right now it looks like bedtime is the mission. To. Thats why theres nationwide. 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