your body that it s dying on the permafrost, causing it to kick loose all sorts of emergency, lifesaving, anti-inflammatory proteins, after which you are supposed to feel better. - oh, god! - if your fingers and penis don t shatter like hummel figurines. - oh, god! - you did it. - ohh. - watch your head. - all right! - take it off. [sighs] - well, how do you feel? - good luck. i m dying. in a good way though. - all right, so step right in? - you ready, sir? - no, i m not ready. i don t like the way he looks. he looks unhappy. all right? - it s all right. - [groans] - did you notice how, like, the last 40, 50 seconds were the coldest? - yeah. - pretty much his whole session s gonna be like that last 40 to 50 seconds. - oh, great. - the whole session because you re going second. - oh, yeah. that s uncomfortable. - yeah, you re already at negative 306. - oh, yeah, that s bad. that s bad. that s not good. - you can do it. - [groans] - you feeling all right? - n
- see, he s already at negative 308. you didn t hit negative 306 and 308 till the last minute. - how long have i got? - you re not even halfway there. - i m not even halfway. [groans and shivers] [country music] - i m trying to be helpful, but i can t even talk right now. - yeah. how we doing for time? - you re almost done. - yeah, what s almost mean? - ten seconds. - really? - yeah. ten seconds. you got it. - wow. - there s still a third level. - level two? - yeah, there s still one more level up. - what s the longest you can go in it? - three minutes. - three minutes. - watch your head, sir. - well, i always wondered what it was like to have a micro penis. [laughter] ooh, i feel a little crispy. that was kind of awesome. [jazzy rock music] freshly invigorated by our sub-zero experience with newfound appetites to go with our newfound cryogenically induced superpowers,