greg: speaking of banks, did you hear what s going down at goldman sachs. the perks that you used to enjoy your job is disappearing faster than whoopi goldberg s jewish fan base. according to the new york post, they re taking away the free coffee perks for the goldman sachs employees, i know, stop the presses, or, at least, the french presses. i know. that s why i sit down here and you re in the audience. so, now those bankers will have to pay for it like the rest of us, just like i do for those massages. bill hemmer has such strong hands. sadly, as the new york post reports, goldman sachs employees return to work on tuesday to find out that they would have to pay for the crappy coffee. that s the post s words, not mine. i m guessing it s starbuck which i happen to like. you know what i say? i like my coffee the tway i like my joy reid black and really bitter. to quote one worker, they were greeted by a sign and a woman yelling at them the coffee was no longer complem
time and it s so bad it makes music fans think they should stick to stories about ooifrer membering tin and assault. 98 of them were bob dillon. no, they weren t. yes, they were. everyone who sang a song made the list. even the cat who sang the meow mix jingle made the cut pitch. but, what s outraging music fans and twitter fiends alike is the absence of one legend and that legend is celine dion. one of the top selling solo artists of all time according to my gay staff members. even evil shannon breen tears up. they had prince 16 to the list. that they re stupid. okay? where was michael jackson? he s on there.
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