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Transcripts for FOXNEWS Gutfeld 20240604 02:26:00

jamie: don t you think that should be on the lone to figure out if you might not need the money. like they go, where do you craft your knives and swords? does it have like its own place. you go yeah. they go, well, you don t need the money then. that s a crazy thing. tyrus: why didn t you do this gutfeld? kat and i could have used money during the pandemic. explain yourself. greg: you know what s funny. i feel like i screwed up. tyrus: you did. greg: this is how i feel when i watch the smash and grabers. i m like why am i not doing that. tyrus: well, there s a lot of reason. greg: i know i can t carry a lot of things. tyrus: and you can t robe people scathing e-mails. greg: they used to call me greg can t carry things gutfeld. all the time when i would come home from school, because my bags and books would be on the ground because i can t carry ....

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Transcripts for FOXNEWS Gutfeld 20240604 07:26:00

. i just i m going to freak out. this is a place to do anythingao thate on be on the loan. to figure out if you might notwr the money. yeah. like they go, hey, where do dou craft knives? in swords? does it have, like, its own? and you re like, yeah, well, they go, you don t need that don . that s a crazy thing that: w isn t. you do this. di t yougutfeld cat and i could use some money during the pandemic. you okay? do you do 20? so i do. it s funny. i feel that. i feel like i screwed up. yeahyourself. ou know you did this exact likedid. this how i feel when i watch the smash and grabbers. i wa like, why ahis is hm i notg that? weltcl, i m a lot of reasons why i know i can t carry a lot of things. not like that. to stop people with skating emails. great. yeah. yeah, they were. they used to call me greg. can t carry things. gutfeld i remember tha t: anu can thint. quite a name all the time. when i would come home fromd school because i d buy bags, would be on the ground ....

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Transcripts for FOXNEWS Gutfeld 20240604 02:01:00

Will give it to you, fox news anchor julie banderas. his writing is sharper than a machete made of cheese, walter kirn. finally, she is like a pack of cigarettes, bad for your health but popular with bikers, fox news contributor kat timpf. before we get to new stories it s friday, so let s do this. greg s leftovers. it is leftovers were i read the jokes that we didn t use this week and as always it s my first time reading these. if they suck, i will skin joe mackey with a butter knife. it would be hard to tell. here we go. ....

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Transcripts for FOXNEWS Gutfeld 20240604 02:04:00

That s our audience you are laughing at. joe jonas revealed this week that he once accidentally did a number two and his pants while on stage. in response to really president biden said you to? and you ask me, people asked me greg, do people really love jokes? there is your answer. political experts say the democrats have a shortage of male voters, but they hope to make it up with an influx of women with penises. that s funny because it s true. barbie opens in theaters today although because ten has no male genitalia, audience kee confusing him with prince harry. tasteless. ....

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Transcripts for FOXNEWS Gutfeld 20240604 03:08:00

greg: and clubs call her a exceedian to watch because she keeps stealing silverware. fox news contributor kat timpf! [cheers and applause] greg: joe machi always a pleasure to see you even if it s on short notice and i didn t want you. joe: thanks for having me greg. greg: yes. what is your take? it s a potpourri. the hunt, hunter? joe: we ve learned a lot this week greg. justice isn t blind. in fact she has purple hair and a nose ring. it just seems like it s like we re driving with tiger woods, everything ends up upside down. [laughter]. joe: but i ll say this i don t like all the comparisons with saying, hey, if you arrest trump we re going to arrest, you know, hunter biden or joe biden or hillary clinton because they were actually guilty of real things. ....

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