Stephen welcome, welcome, welcome one and all my friends, my true friends. Stephen, stephen, stephen welcome to the report. Ladies and gentlemen, thank you so much. Oh, ladies and gentlemen, after a greeting like that i just want to blow your bagpipe. laughter folks, i hope you know that when it comes to sexual equality in the workplace i take a backseat to no one except my driver pablo. Okay. Hes a guy, because if you have seen how women parallel park, huhuh. But today, folks, i believe that we as a nation crossed an imaginary line that is suddenly all too real. The colbert reports someone on msnbc has more. Were watching the senate floor where they just passed the employment nondiscrimination act which provides workplace protection for the lgbt community. Stephen you hear that Workplace Community for the lgbt community. They want to make it illegal for an employer to discriminate against lesbia lesbian gays laughter batman and i know this one, i know one, tartar sauce, yes. Well, tho
From company dee centrals world news headquarters in new york, this is the daily show with jon stewart. cheers and applause captioning sponsored by Comedy Central jon welcome to the daily show, my name is jon stewart. Weve got a show for you tonight. Going to break the bank. My guest tonight, right here on this stage, should i say a certain boss from new jersey . cheers and applause not that one. Governor Chris Christie. Huh . Hes the boss. applause the other boss. Folks, weve been so wrapped up here in this country with our election, our fiscal cliff, our inattention to events in egypt and syria that we forget there are Important International stories that deserve our focus. And then theres this one. Yes, exciting the british royalty is expanding am will and kate with preggers. See that, its a royal baby bump, what a joy to be here on this day of celebration. Theres the picture on the times, were expecting. And then i love this one, kates expectations. applause jon not bad. Kind of ob
From company dee centrals world news headquarters in new york, this is the daily show with jon stewart. cheers and applause captioning sponsored by Comedy Central jon welcome to the daily show, my name is jon stewart. Weve got a show for you tonight. Going to break the bank. My guest tonight, right here on this stage, should i say a certain boss from new jersey . cheers and applause not that one. Governor Chris Christie. Huh . Hes the boss. applause the other boss. Folks, weve been so wrapped up here in this country with our election, our fiscal cliff, our inattention to events in egypt and syria that we forget there are Important International stories that deserve our focus. And then theres this one. Yes, exciting the british royalty is expanding am will and kate with preggers. See that, its a royal baby bump, what a joy to be here on this day of celebration. Theres the picture on the times, were expecting. And then i love this one, kates expectations. applause jon not bad. Kind of ob
The old pharaoh, unbelievable. We have full coverage on that coming up, but first, lets get the news live at 5 30 a. M. At 30 rock in new york city. The effort to reach a deal on the fiscal cliff is now a twoman operation. President obama and Speaker Boehner. Thank you. Nobody else will be in the room. With 24 days before a yearend deadline, the New York Times says boehner made the request to clear the negotiation room going forward, leaving it up to himself and the president to reach a deal to avoid automatic tax hikes and deep spending cuts. And while the two men may be negotiating privately, yesterday the president took his mess dwrooj the public, visiting a local virginia family as a part of his social media campaign. While sitting around the kitchen table, he told the family he felt optimistic. The message that i think we all want to send to members of congress is this is a solvable problem. The senate has already passed a bill that would make sure the middle class taxes do not go
Jon not bad. Kind of obvious, i mean if you want to go with pregnancy puns based on british literature. Why not macbirth or why limit yourself to English Literature y not madams ovaris. laughter the prince and the hopper. Portrait of the fetus as a young man. Wait, wait perhaps dickens was best, a tale of sore titties. laughter applause it was the best of the breast of times what an erudite crowd. Titties. Come on, its just a babbee. You cant tell me british people actually give a crap about this stuff. I just come and its really exciting because sorry. Oh, youre happy for them. I am happy. Jon dont get too overwhelmed. That woman is the royal weeper. For runs of years her family has served as the house of windsors official strong emotion surrogate. So what a commoners think. Thats just another one, isnt it. You know, you know. laughter jon that is not the accent you expect from apopadopolous. To me the most striking thing about kates pregnancy is how much the media wanted to let us kn