50 years ago on november 13th a baby was born and that baby went on to gain more than 180 pounds and its me, i guess. Yeah, its my birthday tonight. I turned 50. Thank you. Im not as excited about it myself but i appreciate the enthusiasm. I got so many balloon texts this morning. My phone actually floated away. It was ridiculous. Thats how i started my day. And the show tonight will be almost a complete surprise to me. My coworkers have been planning this and plotting for months. They keep giggling and whispering behind my back. This must be what its like to be donald trump at the white house. I tell you something, it feels no idea to know whats going on. Guillermo, this must be what its like for you every night. Guillermo yes, yes, jimmy, yes. Jimmy what i do know is that ben affleck is here. I have only one specific request for my birthday and that was the music, ever since cleto stole their music from a boat he broke into, sitting in with the cletone cletonee, say hello to huey lewis and the news and the drummer from huey lewis and the news, bill gibson, it is his first day, too. We share a birthday and a tooth brush, its weird, i know. So from here on does the doorbell mean somethings going to happen . Okay. Jimmys birthday. You doesnt work on your birthday, right . What do i do . We have a chair. We need to you relax. Right here. Right here. Long may he reign. Congratulations. Im going to say a few jokes. Congratulations, jimmy, my honorary jewish friend. I turned 50 years old last year and i can tell you theres a lot to look forward to. Remember when we would get embarrassed when our dads would unbutton their top button of their pants at the dinner table, well, it turned out they were geniuses. All my top buttons are unbuttoned. Would you mind unbuttoning jimmy is that enough . That is better. The great thing about being in your 50s, your doctor will stick his finger inside you, even if you dont ask him to. Jimmy ill bet thats why my pants are 50 years old youll be asking yourself some hard questions, jimmy. Are my best years behind me . Am i no longer relevant . Am i no longer funny . And all i have to say to that is youre a good dad to gives a [ bleep ]. Right . [ cheers and applause ] i dont want to say jimmys showing his age but his testicles are longer than the new blade runner movie now. One of the best benefits of being 50. You dont need to show your idea anymore for senior discounts. They just feel your skin. Congratulations, though, my friend jimmy [ cheers and applause ] i sincerely mean this. Please enjoy the next eight years of your life. And really make them account. Youve accomplished so much in 50 years. You know this. A long, successful career. Four great kids. For some reason im told this is the moment youre most proud of. Lets take a look. Announcer and heres jimmy kimmel. Only down 21. Jimmy thats true. That felt good . Jimmy oh, yeah. Caught, big, big windy day. Jimmy coming in, though, coming in. Theres more than that hom run. And some of your friends put together this retrospective of your life. Hope you enjoy it. Jimmy kimmel, talk show house, loving husband, father. Drunken, half naked singer. Hello. Im george clooney. Join us as we take a look behind the beard. Jimmy ki jimmy kimmel, 50, fierce and fabulous. James latifah kimmel was conceived in the back of an Electronics Store in brookbrook knock. Despite their rigorous sex sewell schedule, they always found time to support and encourage their young son. Fearing a visit from child protective services, the family packed up and headed west to las vegas. Jimmy personified his new hometowns glitz and glamour. Its here he would befriend cleto. Dpirs tifirst time i saw jim was wearing boxing gloves and glasses on a cloudy day. Were. Jimmys infatuation with letterman was psychotic. She started in radio where he was promptly fired. He would set until california where he would at last find true love. When i first met jimmy, he was wearing boxing gloves and sunglasses on a dark, rainy day. Hold on, i think i got the script from the mexican friend. We met at a gay bar. Its not open as of last night. Together they would do enduring work like this level of highminded satire would not go unnoticed but the heads of the Broadcasting Company who would tap jimmy to be the host of his own late night program. I still dont know hough we g how we got him, super hunk george clooney. I should first mention he got really, really heavy. Jimmy put the ate in late night. He got himself a trainer, a hair cut, a beautiful wife and an adorable side kick. This is for what . For jimmys birthday . Yeah. Speak to the camera, whatever you want. Uh even though jimmy had become a bigger success than anyone could imagine, he had his sights on even greater accomplishments. Oh, good, i got a sitting ovation. Being the cover model for costco magazine and eradicating childhood obesity. Mommy and daddy ate all your halloween candy last night. Jimmy kimmel, man, mensch, meatball enthusiast, heres looking at the next 50 years, jimmy. For the home shop, network, im george clooney. Im keeping this one. Okay. Jimmy, you are you really are a great man. Happy birthday. I didnt get you a present because i found out im not getting paid to do this. But instead im making a donation in honor to the National Compassion fund to help the victims of las vegas. You guys should do that, too. All right, all right. I cant stick around because im 51 and i got to go home and sleep. But after the break, theres another surprise guest you guys are going to love with a very special gift. 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It also knows the difference between you and him. Its Google Home Mini, and the rest of the google home family. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy thats huey lewis and the news sitting in with the cletones. Adam sandler was here. I have no idea [ doorbell rings ] whose birthday is this . Holy cow. Whose birthday . Yeah thank you thank you. Jimmy should i sit . Yes, please, youre 50. Sit. This is the perfect chair for you are know what, if you could pee in this, it would be the best chair in the world because every five minutes now youre going to start having to pee. Jimmy you can pee in anything if you really set your mind to it. I have to tell you, i had something already tonight, but when they told me it was your retirement show, i said youre 50, they didnt want to startle you. Ryan seacrest has a little window every afternoon. Can i sit, too . Because im older than you. Jimmy you can sit on my lap if you want. Youre entering the 50 club. Im leaving the 50 club. In a month i have the big one. So i have some just advice because ive been in the club. I want to lower your stress. Thats what you need to do now. You need to lower your stress. And this is my first advice. This is a tough one for you but you have to do it because its important. Matt damon, let it go. [ cheers and applause ] let it go. Is it worth it . Jimmy i dont know, its just just saying his name, you know thats exactly what im talking about hes not worth a stent, right . Is he worth an angioplasty . Its going to kill you. Jimmy youre probably right. This whole show is very stressful for you. So i have lets see, what else can you do . You people dont know. Five nights a week, he works like 40, 45 minutes every night. Jimmy it adds up. It does. Jimmy it adds up. You have a lot of family working with you on the show, right . Jimmy yes. This is my birthday present to you. All of jimmys family, as of tonight, youre fired. You cant work with your family now heres the good news. Heres one of the advantages of being in the 50 club. Adam said it almost like it was a disadvantage when he did the joke about your balls are longer than blade runner. This is a plus for you. Ill tell you why. You had children late. Youre going to have children running around. Youre going to get hit there, youre going to get whacked there and now its not going to hurt as much as when you were younger because theres give, theres give. No, im telling you, take it im speaking from experience. Theres slack. Can you take a punch. You know what it is now . Its like punching a curtain now. Thats all it is. And also, dont be afraid because hes right, theyre going away, theyre just leaving. Im speaking from experience. Theres no rhyme or reason now. Its like one day the left and then the right, the left, the right. Its weird. Im telling you. Its like the worlds slowest race to the ground is happening in front of you. And you know whats weird . Theyre getting longer, this guys getting shorter. Its like its like theyre attached somewhere. But all right, enough of old material. Heres what i want to do. First of all, i do have one little lane gift, when you joined the 50 club, i gave this to my buddy when he turned 50. Youre now a member. Thats for you. Okay. Thats just a gag gift. I want to do a real gift. I dont want to let adam outnice me. So im going to do a donation to the l. A. Childrens hospital in honor of your son, billy. Jimmy wow, thank you. But even better, bob eiger and your friends at disney have made a donation to that hospital of 250,000 for your birthday. Jimmy wow. Wow, thats very nice. And i dont want to take any credit, but they wanted 100,000 but i got them up. I got them up. Jimmy you did . No, i didnt. It was all them. It was all them. Now, i know youre not crazy about all this and all the attention on your birthday. Youre not a sappy guy, im the same way, it makes you feel weird with all the nice thing people say. So were going to do the opposite. We gathered your celebrity friends because i know thats more important to you than the unfamous ones. Jimmy sure, of course. But we got them to read some of your mean tweets. People that have tweeted mean things about jimmy jimmy people tweeted mean things about me . This is a double whammy. Its a rough time out there. Were going to take you down a notch in a very special edition of mean tweets jimmy kimmel edition. Jimmy oh, boy. Jimmy kimmel needs a kick to his [ bleep ]. I thought i saw jimmy kimmel at home depot. It was just a sloppy guy. Jimmy kim mekimmel, you are [ bleep ]. Keep your mouth shut and gut out of our country. jimmy kimmel. You represent everything i hate. Some [ bleep ] at euphoric underscore mania writes, is jimmy kimmel crosseyed or just ridiculously ugly . Stupid, stupid. Jimmy kimmel, go suck a [ bleep ] you fat ass. You got some haters. Jimmy kimmel is the god of hepatitis . That sound hideous. That ugly bozo is still a god. Jimmy, you dont have hepatitis. I would know. Are you kidding me with that flabby body . What the [ bleep ]. Get to the gym, man. Do you really shave your pits . Scary. Jimmy kimmel is that same fat kit who grew up to become that fat kid from win ben steins money. I dont care for this fella who wrote this. Hey, jimmy kimmel, have you replaced his nose with a [ bleep ]. Youre a dead ringer for dumbo. Jimmy kimmel, you still look like a potato but now you look like a harry potato. This is going to sound funny, i couldnt remember Jimmy Kimmels name so i googled ugly talk show hosts. Open your eyes, i liked jimmy better when he was somewhat fat. Go wrap your ball sack around your neck and choke yourself to death and put your head up your butt. Theres no nuance to that. Jimmy kimmel, put yourself in my shoes. Oh, no, that means you would have gotten too much good [ bleep ] in your life. You havepoint, kanye. Your job is to pollute the airwaves with your [ bleep ]. You big [ bleep ] turd. Jimmy kimmel. Your books are fake and david kimmel is not funny. Neither is david letterman. Id have to go along with both of those. Your show blows brown donkey balls. Go play with sterns [ bleep ]. Happy birthday, jimmy. Thank you very much, ray. You got it. Jimmy ray romano, everybody. Coming up, ben affleck arking whispering i love you so much. Were going to be best friends forever. Were going to go everywhere together and see everything. Huh. Huh. sighs you know that gx is both of ours, right . whispering dont listen to him. Nothing brings out your inner child like the holidays. Experience the excitement of the lexus december to remember sales event. Experience amazing at your lexus dealer. I got it from the same place i bought your present from last year. Its the thing from the link you sent us. And the year before. I found the perfect gift for you. But it wouldnt ship in time. So i just. Texted you a photo. I bought it with one click. I included a gift receipt. Its the thought that counts . Dont shop like everybody else. This year shop ebay for brand new, nearly new, and totally you gifts. Jimmy what is it like to have a 50yearold child . I feel old. I cant imagine how old the two of you feel youve worked hard. Busted tail. And impressed the boss. Maybe its time to be your own . Transform your career with strayer universitys mba program today. Lets get it. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy huey lewis and the news sitting in with the cletones. Its my 50th birthday and more surprises are said to be on the way tomorrow night, owen wilson will be here, sarah gadon will join us, well have music from gucci mane featuring migos and later this week, colin farrell, patton oswalt, tracee ellis ross, frankie shaw, and we will have music from Bishop Briggs and manchester orchestra. Jimmy when, at the tender age of six, i told my parents i wanted batman to come to my birthday. I had no idea id have to wait 44 years for it to happen. Our first guest fights evil alongside some other costumed adults in the highlyanticipated justice league. It opens in theaters friday. Please welcome ben affleck. [ cheers and applause ] hows it going . This is strange, very exciting. Jimmy do you think everything thats going on tonight . No. Jimmy you know nothing . You dont look close to 60. Jimmy no, no, no never mind. Are you comfortable at like a Birthday Celebration of you . No. Jimmy have you always been that way . No, i think i was traumatized in my youth. I remember when i was 12 years old and my brother and have i birthdays three days apart so she always saved on birthdays and we did the cobirthday thing. And my mom would throw these very unusual parties and i remember specifically this one because this is true, she hired a belly dancer. Yeah, exactly. A touch inappropriate. Im staring at the floor. It was so hard. Though i could tell just by looking at him that matt jimmy oh, matt was there. Who got into acting first . You or matt . I dont want to embarrass matt, and i know you dont jimmy of course not. I got into acting before he did. I was on a kids show called voyage. And he was like you have an agent . I want an agent jimmy thats matt damon in a nut shell. I want far off. He insisted on getting an agent. Jimmy was it the same agent . It was the same agent. We would go together and audition to parts. Jimmy would you audition together . Every time. It was two dumb kids from boston instead of one. Jimmy do you remember any you auditioned for . The best one and in retrospect hurts me to this day. We were told it was a secret project and they gave us a dummy, generic scene about a kid who wanted to race bmxs or something. Anyway, thats not the point. We go down there and were about to when we get into the room, they tell us we didnt want anyone to know about this and you need to keep it secret but this is actually an audition for tim burton is making a movie of batman and this is for robin. So we both auditioned for robin and we were both pretty sure we got the part. Going down in the elevator, it was no hard feelings, man, if you get it. I wish to god he had gotten that part. Jimmy oh, no kidding. And there wasnt a robin thats very good. They decided it was an ambiguous relationship. What you talking about . He fights crime jimmy thats so sad, though, in a way that you went on to become batman. Not only did he not become robin, hes begging for little bit parts in thor. He was an extra in thor. Listen, this is an upanddown business. Jimmy and he is down, down, down. Ray told me to try to forget this, but i cant. When we come back, were going to see a clip for you i have a very big surprise when we come back. Jimmy ben affleck is here. We got a big surprise next. Make clean floors part of your everyday routine with roomba from irobot. Just press clean and roomba gets to work. Roomba uses a patented dirt detect™ system that attacks dirt in hightraffic areas of your home. 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Everybody wants their kid to think of them as a super hero. You know, before they get too smart. And i got i brought a picture to show you, which was my son two weeks ago said to me, dad, theres one costume i want in the whole wide world, can you get it . I said i have some connections and then he told me who he wanted to be. [ applause ] jimmy well, thats probably healthy. It is, yeah. Jimmy i think you found your robin right there. I mean, thats cute. Very cute. This movie shifted schedule, actor availability and so on and so forth and star wars created some addition an availability and i was able to start this really, really exsighting super he exciting super hero project. In fact, the director is here. I wanted to bring him out to tell you all about it. Jimmy oh. Oh, yeah, i know this guy. [ applause ] jimmy how you doing. Wow. How are you, jay . J. J. Abrams is here with us. Thank you. Thanks. Happy birthday. Im thrilled to be here. I love white guys with beards. We could be a band. I came here with a question. Jimmy what is it . Jimmy kimmel, are you familiar with this . What is this . Do you know what that is . Jimmy that is a comic book you drew when i was about 9 years old, 10 years old. And you drew all the illustrations in it . Jimmy i did it. I drew it and wrote it. Do you know all the characters . Jimmy thats muscle head and colored kid the heros. Lucky lad is like a leprechaun. Who is that . Jimmy hes the one with the gold. Main strom, super duck, which was kind of look my verse ion o howard the duck. Spire is a guy who had like a point on his head. Color kid was the best because he had all the powers of the rainbow. Really . Jimmy yeah, which are really none. And who would this be . A bad guy . Jimmy the bad guy. What was his name again . Oh, i forgot his name. But hes got prominent breasts. Was it mr. Bolt . Jimmy yeah, mr. Bolt. I got to say, i got my hands on this. Jimmy how did you get that . Through various sources. And the characters, like they really spoke to me. Jimmy they did . Yeah, and they demanded to be brought to life. Jimmy oh no so i took this exact book. I didnt change a word. Jimmy oh, my [ cheers and applause ] thank you. And we spent 250 million to jimmy oh, my. Ladies and gentlemen, the world premiere, the exclusive trailer of Jimmy Kimmels the trick t terrific ten. Announcer a war is coming between the terrific and the terrible. Soon you will all be under my control. Sources confirm dr. Bolt is plotting to literally destroy the earth and wishes to invite muscleman to do battle now. Whats the plan, muscleman . Assemble the team, super duck. Top speed. Thats the only speedy know. Color kick, my side kick. Super duck. Release the quacken. Spire, god of weapons. Who wants to go clubbing . Mirgiv. Youre dead. And god the wealth. Its going to be cloudy with a chance of justice. Endolite. Alls well that bends well. Lucky lad. Feeling lucky . Super sal. Silent but deadly. 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Because we were created by a weird, sad kid who grew to later grew to become a weird, fat man. [ bleep ] kimmel. I mean, he didnt even draw his genitalia. Jimmy wow. That is the best gift i ever got. Unbelievable. Thank you j. J. Abrams, thank you ben affleck muscleman. I imagined myself in that league b. Well be right back with i dont know what here. I got it from the same place i bought your present from last year. Its the thing from the link you sent us. And the year before. I found the perfect gift for you. But it wouldnt ship in time. So i just. Texted you a photo. I bought it with one click. I included a gift receipt. Its the thought that counts . Dont shop like everybody else. This year shop ebay for brand new, nearly new, and totally you gifts. Behold the power of energizer® ultimate lithium™. Music the 1 longestlasting battery. The reuben is back for a limited time at subway. So much reuben. Multiple accounts, investments, insurance it can leave you. 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Were proud to bring your family amazing value every day. T. J. Maxx. Marshalls. Homegoods. Family is the greatest gift. Jimmy welcome back to the sho show. Im still 50. Im here with my good friend huey lewis. I dont know what im supposed to do now. Youre going to take over, right . Isnt this the best show ever . Jimmy it is. Its about to get better. I guess to introduce another one of your friends. This guy is an amazing treasure. The amazing james taylor. Jimmy oh, wow [ cheers and applause ] mr. Kimmel, happy birthday. Jimmy thank you. Holy [ bleep ]. Some people find it hard to believe that i wrote this next tune for you. There is a young cowboy he lives on the range his horse and his cattle are his only companions he works in the saddle and he sleeps in the canyons waiting for summer his pastures to change and as the moon rises he sits by his fire thinking about women and glasses of beer and closing his eyes as the dogies retire he sings out a song which is soft but its clear as if maybe someone could hear goodnight you moon light ladies rockabye sweet baby james deep greens and blues are the colors i choose wont you let me go down in my dreams and rockabye sweet baby james now the first of december was covered with snow and so was the turnpike from stockbridge to boston though the berkshires seemed dreamlike on account of that frosting with ten miles behind me and ten thousand more to go theres a song that they sing when they take to the highway a song that they sing when they take to the sea a song that they sing of their home in the sky maybe you can believe it if it helps you to sleep but singing works just fine for me so goodnight you moon light ladies rockabye sweet baby jamesligh ladies rockabye sweet baby james deep greens and blues are the colors i choose wont you let me go down in my dreams and rockabye sweet baby jimmy [ cheers and applause ] jimmy wow. How are you doing . Happy birthday. Jimmy thank you. James taylor unbelievable thank you, james. Well be right back. Slept. Youre not you. Tylenol® pm relieves pain and helps you fall fast asleep and stay asleep. We give you a better night. Youre a better you all day. Tylenol®. Jimmy well, that was fun. That was a good birthday. Thank you. Thanks to my staff for putting this together, thank you, guillermo, for baking this cup kaik. Cupcake. Id like to thank james taylor, huey lewis, ben affleck, j. J. Abrams, adam sandler, ray romano, everyone else who made a special appearance tonight except for matt damon. Nightline is next, goodnight this is nightline. Tonight more allegation. I was twisting and i was struggling and i was begging him to stop. Another woman accusing alabama candidate roy moore of sexual misconduct, alleging he assaulted her when she was 16. He said youre just a child. If you tell anyone, no one will believe this. Moore saying the charges are politically motivated. I never did what she said i did. I dont even know the woman. And the penn state