Stephen welcomes Molly Shannon, Thomas Lennon and comedian owen smith. Featuring jon batiste and stay human. And now live on tape from the ed sullivan theater is new york city, its stephen colbert. cheers and applause . Stephen hey, everybody. Please sit down, everybody. Sit, sit, sit, sit. You, down, thank you very much. Thanks, everybody. Welcome to the late show. Im your host, stephen colbert. All week long, all week long President Trump has tried desperately to convince us that he is a stable, steady meeting to the press, met with foreign dignitaries, it was a nice act. But like many men his age he can only keep it up for so long. laughter today, today, today he returned to the same unstable, reactionary president weve all come to know and know. This afternoon he was meeting with lawmakers to discuss immigration policy. Several of these lawmakers suggested lifting restrictions for immigrants from haiti, el salvadore and various african country, trump reportedly said why are we havi
Stephen welcomes Molly Shannon, Thomas Lennon and comedian owen smith. Featuring jon batiste and stay human. And now live on tape from the ed sullivan theater is new york city, its stephen colbert. cheers and applause stephen hey, everybody. Please sit down, everybody. Sit, sit, sit, sit. You, down, thank you very much. Thanks, everybody. Welcome to the late show. Im your host, stephen colbert. All week long, all week long President Trump has tried desperately to convince us that he is a stable, steady leader. He took questions, opened up a meeting to the press, met with foreign dignitaries, it was a nice act. But like many men his age he can on k long. laughter today, today, today he returned to the same unstable, reactionary president weve all come to know and know. This afternoon he was meeting to discuss immigration policy. Several of these lawmakers suggested lifting restrictions for immigrants from haiti, el salvadore an various african country, trump reportedly said why are we h
Life hack expert Grant Thompson, and featuring the legendary roots crew. Questlove 729 steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ] jimmy thats a hot crowd. Thats a beautiful crowd right there. Welcome, everybody. Welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome to the tonight show. This is it baby. [ cheers and applause ] youre here. You made it. Well, heres what people are talking about. Some big news out of washington, you guys, it came out that President Trump has decided to fire his chief strategist steve bannon. [ cheers and applause ] yeah. Fired. At this point the white house is like a final destination movie. [ laughter ] you know everybody is a goner, youre just watching to see when and how. [ applause ] oh, how are they going to get fired . Trumps top advisor steve bannon is officially out. He said now hes going to spend more time giving horrible advice to his family. [ light laughter ] [ applause ] thats very nice. I thought this was weird though, instead of getting a
And featuring the legendary roots crew. Questlove 729 steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ] jimmy thats a hot crowd. Thats a beautiful crowd right there. Welcome, everybody. Welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome to the tonight show. This is it baby. [ cheers and applause ] youre here. You made it. Well, heres what people are talking about. Some big news out of washington, you guys, it came out that President Trump has decided to fire his chief strategist steve bannon. [ cheers and applause ] yeah. Fired. At this point the white house is like a final destination movie. [ laughter ] you know everybody is a goner, youre just watching to see when and how. [ applause ] oh, how are they going to get fired . Trumps top advisor steve bannon is officially out. He said now hes going to spend more time giving horrible advice to his family. [ light laughter ] [ applause ] thats very nice. I thought this was weird though, instead of getting a a box for his office supplies, he
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