And featuring the legendary roots crew. Questlove 729 steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ] jimmy thats a hot crowd. Thats a beautiful crowd right there. Welcome, everybody. Welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome to the tonight show. This is it baby. [ cheers and applause ] youre here. You made it. Well, heres what people are talking about. Some big news out of washington, you guys, it came out that President Trump has decided to fire his chief strategist steve bannon. [ cheers and applause ] yeah. Fired. At this point the white house is like a final destination movie. [ laughter ] you know everybody is a goner, youre just watching to see when and how. [ applause ] oh, how are they going to get fired . Trumps top advisor steve bannon is officially out. He said now hes going to spend more time giving horrible advice to his family. [ light laughter ] [ applause ] thats very nice. I thought this was weird though, instead of getting a a box for his office supplies, he said ill just use the one i sleep in. [ laughter ] you sleep in a box . The job really took a toll on bannon. Take a look at what he looked like today. Yeah. [ audience aws ] now, this is what he looked like 8 months ago. There you guys go [ laughter ] wow. It really took a toll. Steve that really jimmy really took a toll on him. In the meantime, President Trump went to camp david today for a meeting with his advisers. I guess they sent trump deep in the woods for a game of hide and seek, and then quickly ran back to their cars. [ laughter ] hes coming i can see him hes running after us. Trump also met with his security team, it was a very short meeting though. cause when they asked about threats to the country they said, still just you, sir. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] thank you. Thank you for that. Mage appreche. [ laughter ] but i saw that the white house has been doing a video series called meet the cabinet where trumps officials introduce themselves, and they talk about what they do, and its pretty interesting, and there are some cabinet members i didnt even know about. Take a look at this. Hi, im david shulkin, the secretary of the department of veteran affairs. Tom price, secretary of health and human services. [ russian voice ] i am john smith, summer intern. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy john john smith. Steve wow. Jimmy its john smith. Steve his names john smith. Jimmy theres john smith. Steve hes a cabinet member. Jimmy cabinet member, john smith, i didnt know him. Steve wow. Jimmy yeah. Guys, monday is the big solar eclipse. [ cheers and applause ] experts have actually issued warnings that say you should prepare yourself ahead of time, dont look directly at it and try not to watch for too long. Wait, im sorry, theyre talking about trumps press conference. [ laughter and applause ] guys, check this out. In an effort to rebrand, chuck e. Cheese is getting rid of animatronic animals that played music while you eat. [ booing ] though, if they really want to change their image, theyd stop selling pizza at a rat themed restaurant. [ laughter and applause ] and finally i heard that today is bad poetry day, and i saw that one person decided to celebrate by reciting a poem of his own. Take a look. Listen, hear, see, and speak. I did not do a very good job this week. [ laughter ] jimmy we have a great show tonight. Give it up for the roots. [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy thank you very much, everybody. That was fun last night. We had a good time. Steve that was fun. Jimmy i did the last night we did the weekend update summer edition, and i did a a little cameo on that show, and with colin and michael, and it was fantastic, it was so fun. I got to do a bit with seth meyers, who i never get to see. Steve yeah. Jimmy i know he he works steve he works two floors up. Jimmy behind this fake city is seth. Seth, you doing okay . Steve im good, man. Jimmy who you got on the show tonight . Steve a bunch of great people. Jimmy you got any music . Steve yeah, a great group, youre going to love it, man. Really . Jimmy what happened what happened to your voice, dude . Steve ive got a cold. I went up to New Hampshire to visit the folks. I got a cold. Jimmy but this was last night you got a cold . Steve yeah, i got a cold, man. It was like crazy, cause i was doing some stuff with these great guests on the show. Jimmy well have a great show anyway, seth and steve i cant. Jimmy what did you say . Steve cause my voice went out. Jimmy no, it sounds fine. You can totally steve really . Oh. Jimmy yeah. Steve thanks, jimmy. I appreciate that. Jimmy i love you, man. [ light laughter ] steve i love you too, man, i miss the times we used to hang out together when we were on the 8th floor. [ audience aws ] jimmy i mean, we can still hang out. Its not like steve i know, but weve got such busy lives, we all have kids now. Jimmy i know, but i mean, we can get our wives together and our kids, and just hang out. Steve hey man, that sounds fantastic. We can meet up at piggly wiggly. Jimmy we can meet up at like piggly wiggly, or a a chuck e. Cheese or something . Steve oh, my god. I love rat themed restaurants. Jimmy hey, seth. Whats that, jimmy . Jimmy do you ever realize we have the same voice . What . Jimmy i love you, man. Steve love you too, baby. Jimmy seth meyers, hes the best. I got to see seth, and lauren, and you, and tina fey was on fire last night. [ cheers and applause ] shes so funny, man. She was on fire last night. But everyone was good. I had such a great time. I love going back there. Super short snl. I was like in finished this show, i got dressed as George Washington, and then just left. It happened so fast. I didnt like think steve the perfect George Washington costume too. Jimmy i mean, how do they do that over there . Brilliant. Brilliant. Uh anyway, guys, we have a a great show tonight. He is starring in two new movies right now, Marjorie Prime and baby driver. Jon hamm is here tonight. Steve yeah [ cheers and applause ] jimmy man, i love jon hamm. Steve love that dude. Jimmy me too. Jon and i are playing a brand new game tonight called face it challenge. Steve ooh. Jimmy brand new game, and it is really fun. Youre going to want to play at home. Its good. Plus, from the new film the layover, the beautiful, talented kate upton is stopping by. [ cheers and applause ] steve beautiful show. Jimmy weve got a very goodlooking show, including this last gentleman here. I love do you like life hacks . Steve love them. Jimmy ever go online and you see any of these . This dude is the best at it. His name is Grant Thompson, and he is here to show us some very cool life hacks. Im going to show some of my very own that i invented. Steve oh [ cheers and applause ] jimmy really good ones. Really, really good ones. Steve fantastic ones. Jimmy fantastic ones. Steve theyre going to be so great. Jimmy what did i think of the other day . Oh, i pitched it to jessica alba, she wanted nothing to do with it. Steve what was it . Jimmy veyetamins, but eye eye veyetamins. Steve oh. So, like vitamins that you put in your that you absorb through your eye. Jimmy thats correct. Steve does that work . Jimmy i dont want to take pills anymore. Steve but does it work . Have you talked to doctors . Do vitamins actually absorb into your eyes . Jimmy do i talk to doctors . [ laughter ] i dont talk to doctors. I can talk to them. They dont want anything to do with me. Yeah. I could probably have a doctor, i could hire some doctors to say it works. Steve say it works even if it doesnt. Jimmy yeah, ill give him a a piece of the business. Steve give him a little beak. Let him wet his beak. Jimmy wet his beak a little bit. One out of five doctors says it works. Who cares . Right . All we need is one dude who steve who cares, man . It might cloud up your vision, but i guess so man, i dont know. Jimmy seth, does it work . Steve hey, it works great jimmy. Jimmy is that what happened to your voice . Steve yeah, i put some vitamins in my eye and [ laughter ] caused my voice to change like this. Jimmy just give it a couple of days. Youll feel much better. What vitamin steve rock and roll. Whats that . Jimmy what vitamin was it . It was vitamin c oddly enough, cause i couldnt see after i took it. [ laughter ] jimmy alright. [ cheers and applause ] steve the old wrap around. Jimmy i hope seth has a a good show tonight, man. Voice sounds bad. Guys, today is friday, thats usually when i catch up with some personal stuff. You know i check my inbox. I return some emails. Steve oh, youre fast. Jimmy and of course i send out thank you notes. [ cheers and applause ] i was running a bit behind today. So i thought if you guys wouldnt mind, id just like to write out my weekly thank you notes right now. Is that cool . [ cheers and applause ] cool beans. Thank you guys so much. James, can i get some thank you note writing music please. Steve wow. Jimmy very weird. Very odd very odd man. Steve flamboyant. Flamboyant pocket square. [ light laughter ] jimmy hes one of the animatronic musicians at chuck e. Cheese. [ laughter ] steve is he really . Jimmy yeah. We just got him from chuck e. Cheese. Thank you, President Trump, for firing steve bannon. Wow, i did nazi that coming. [ laughter and applause ] i did nazi that coming. Thank you opening a tab at a a bar for being the prequel to forgetting your credit card at a bar. [ cheers and applause ] hey man, what time do you guys open, man . I think i left it there. Its under the name seth meyers. Thank you squeeze ketchup bottle for giving me two options, no ketchup at all or a a blinding laser of ketchup. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] oh god. Steve ripped my hamburger in half. Jimmy thank you super market gumball machine for letting me taste 1987. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] stale old gumballs. Jimmy thank you waterfalls, or as i like to call you, fish roller coasters. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] they have fun . Thank you insulation for being cotton candy with a job. [ cheers and applause ] thank you triple h for sounding less like a wwe superstar and more like an extra strength hemorrhoid cream. [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] time to play the game its all about the game and how you play it all about control and if you can take it summerslam is live this sunday, august 20th on the wwe network. Well be right back with jon hamm. 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So, why dont we like flo . She has the name your price tool, and we want it. But why . Why dont we actually do any work . Why do you only own one suit . Its just the way it is, underdeveloped office character. Youre right. Thanks, bill. No, youre bill. Im tom. You know what . No one cares. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy our first guest is a a golden globe and emmy winning actor gosh, we love him. He stars in the big summer action movie, baby driver. I think its made like 167 million. Steve really . Jimmy giant hit that movie, yeah. Its out right now, its a cool movie. You can also see him in the new movie, Marjorie Prime, which is currently playing in select cities. Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome jon hamm. Steve yeah [ cheers and applause ] jimmy get in there. Yeah jon hamm in the house, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] looking like a stud. You gotta somebodys just got to sit into it. Jimmy sometimes you just gotta sit into it, man. [ grunting ] welcome thanks, buddy. Jimmy good to see you. Hey, seth hey thanks for having me. Hey, good to see ya by the way, are you okay . You took a little tumble. Jimmy that hurt a little. God, that hurt. Jimmy that hurt a little bit. It looked terrible. Jimmy he was mad. He was angry at me. By that, i mean it didnt look like you at all. [ laughter ] jimmy hes a very talented man. Well, it was jimmy yeah. It was just woo jimmy jasper crimson was his name. Jasper crimson . Jimmy yeah. From the new england crimsons . Jimmy yeah, he was this he was part of a stunt group. The crimson the crimson wranglers. Jimmy the crimson the crimson wranglers, yeah. Yeah. Jimmy oh, theyre just the best. Theyre great. Jimmy i dont really get along with most of them, but well Jimmy Jaspers fun. Jaspers great, maury can be a little jimmy thats what im saying. Touchy. Jimmy you know maury. Then theres craig. Jimmy craig. Craig crimson. Jimmy theres jimson crimson, which is jimmy jimson crimson. Not to be confused jimmy dont fun of him, yeah. Dont make fun of him, he hates that. Also, like jasper and jimson, you know, go way back with the rivalry. Jimmy and the sister, too. You have margaret. Margaret crimson. Jimmy yep. Kathy crimson. Jimmy kathy, thats right. Theyre twins. Huge family. Youve got huge family. [ laughter ] jimmy 30 kids . 30 children. Jimmy in the family, and who has all stunt people. [ light laughter ] jimmy its just amazing. You i saw a picture of you rollerblading from years back. Did you . Jimmy yeah. And were you was that for a a thing . Yeah. Jimmy did you used to do it all the time . Well, everyone did it. Jimmy i never did it. Ever . Jimmy what are you talking about . What were you what were you, a scooter man . [ light laughter ] maybe i have a picture of you rollerblading. Jimmy whats it like to whats it like to do it . No, i did a thing here once a million years ago, in a decade called the 90s. [ cheers and applause ] right . Jimmy any urkel fans out there . I was in new york city, one of the first times i lived in new york city. And i was staying with some friends down in the east village back in the 90s when it was still a little crazy down there. Jimmy yeah. And the play that i was working on had rehearsals and performances on like 70th and broadway. And this was in the days before unlimited ride subway cards, so i couldnt afford to take the subway every day, which was like 1. 50 each way. Jimmy thats right. Like thats out of the budget. Jimmy yeah, no. So, the solution was to rollerblade from 12th and a to 70th and broadway, twice a day, every day. Four months. Jimmy wow i mean, is that hard on oh, its hard on everything. [ light laughter ] jimmy right . I mean, thats crazy. Including like and this is, you know, just idiot. Didnt wear a helmet, didnt wear elbowpads, anything. I had a Leather Jacket that i was thinking, oh, this will help when i get run over by a a bus. [ light laughter ] im this its keep my organs. Jimmy itll keep everything yeah, exactly. Flying down 9th avenue. Jimmy from the body, yeah. Im like, its downhill, right . Jimmy do you go fast . You go uptown to downtown . I did, yeah. And i didnt crash ever, which is amazing, but jimmy how do you stop in those things . Grab on to a bus. [ light laughter ] jimmy you just hug the bus . Just get in there. Your film, baby driver, congratulations on that film, by the way. [ cheers and applause ] thank you holy mackerel. Jimmy knocked it out of the park with that one. It was a home run. Jimmy that was great. Baby driver and its kind of like some people call it like an action musical. Some people have, ive called it that. Jimmy thats who it was. Yeah, it was me. Jimmy yeah, it was you. Its a great you know, we shot it in atlanta. Jimmy oh, i love atlanta. We got to theres a a couple of little cameos in the movie for sharpeyed viewers of atlanta musicians. Big boy from outkast. Killer mike from run the jewels. Jimmy we love killer mike. So a lot of cool, like atlanta flavor in there. Jimmy you ever get to see any music shows while you were down in atlanta . I did in fact, which was also really cool. I got to see i got to see three shows. This will tell you the kind of breadth of my musical taste, so jimmy okay. Number one . Jimmy uhhuh . Justin bieber. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy really . Out of the box. Jimmy really . Sure. Jimmy i dont see you as a a bieber a belieber. They say, zig, i say, zag. Jimmy oh, i got you, i got you. [ light laughter ] they say, hither, you say jan. Jimmy thither. Oh, yeah, whatever, jan. Hither was another one of the crimson jimmy yeah, oh, hither crimson yeah, i loved i had a crush on her, yeah. Seth, do you believe that he likes Justin Bieber . I cant believe it, man, but now that im hearing it, i think its cool. [ light laughter ] jimmy all right. I dont beliebe it. [ light laughter ] had to happen. Jimmy had to happen. But how was the concert . It was great and it was like, i went with some friends and i was like, i dont know, hes got a big album out, its a couple cool songs. Like, why not, i met him once doing a digital short on jimmy yeah, that was great. It was on our show and like he heres what i wanted to hear, i wanted to hear 15,000 teenage kids lose their minds. [ light laughter ] mission accomplished. Jimmy yeah, yeah. It happened. It was amazing. Jimmy really . All right, so you saw bieber. So the next show i went to then, on the other end of the spectrum, beyonce in the georgia dome. [ cheers and applause ] the third show i saw was the very last performance that prince ever gave. [ audience ohs ] jimmy really, where . 90 minutes at the fox theater in atlanta, jam packed house. 90 minutes, beginning to end, never stopped playing. It was amazing. Jimmy hes unbelievable. Like a religious experience. To the point where when i was walk parking my car, running late, there was a lady in front of me who was who had parked her car and we were both waiting to pay the guy. And she pays the guy and goes running into the thing and stops. Aand like she clearly forgot something. Ran back to her car and got a a tambourine. [ laughter ] she got her little tambourine with the the prince thing on it and ran back in. She had to bring her tambourine. Jimmy you got to bring that tambo, man. You got to bring the tambo to prince. She sat about five rows ahead of me and the tambourine got worked jimmy yes [ cheers and applause ] Marjorie Prime. Yes. Jimmy now you heres what i like heres why i like jon hamm. You always do, like original movies where like i go, i dont know whats going to happen. And i enjoyed that. They say, zig, jimmy, i zag. Jimmy yeah, they say hither. I say, jan. [ laughter ] jimmy Marjorie Prime. Marjorie prime, i play a its very different from baby driver. Jimmy yeah. It is not very an action oriented film. Its a very small film, a very quiet film. And i costar along lois smith. Weirdly enough, i play gina davis father, which will make sense when i explain the movie because i basically play an animated construct, a sort of threedimensional hologram of Artificial Intelligence who is created to soothe the woman played by lois smith, who i play her animated husband. Jimmy so shes mourning her husband. Sort of like a way to get over loss. Jimmy i want to show a a clip, heres jon hamm in Marjorie Prime, take a look at this. We went to a lot of movies. One time we saw my best friends wedding. My best friends wedding . There was a woman, Julia Roberts. For a while, it was always Julia Roberts. And she had an agreement with her best friend, her male best friend that if they werent married by the time they hit a a certain age, they would marry each other. 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[ cheers and applause ] jimmy welcome back. I am here with jon hamm [ cheers and applause ] the one and only. You love him, you need him in your lives. You can see him in baby driver and his new movie Marjorie Prime is in select cities today. Jon and i are about to do the face it challenge. Face it face it face it face it challenge jimmy heres how it works, each round, we will draw a a card, which will tell us what face we both have to make. Well look in our mirrors, make our faces and reveal them on the count of three. Well stare at each other for ten seconds, while trying to hold our faces. The first person to crack a a smile, laugh or break the face you cant even get through that without breaking. [ laughter ] i mean are you really playing a game where you cant break . Jimmy ive never its a a loaded game. Lets see what our first face is. All right, ready . Mug shot. Mugs hot. All right, ready . Jimmy yeah. [ light laughter ] okay, ready . Jimmy yep, 1, 2, 3. So youre going to count it off . Jimmy yep, 1, 2, 3. [ clock ticking ] [ laughter ] [ buzzer ] [ laughter and applause ] come on i want the nice mugshot dont get bummed out jimmy it was a mess remember the one where it was like, some guy in congress jimmy he got a he got a mugshot, no, he was super happy. You were like, oh, boy. Jimmy jim morrison did the crosseyed one, that was good. All right, ready . Just bit into a lemon. [ light laughter ] [ laughter ] 1, 2, 3. [ laughter and applause ] [ cheers ] [ buzzer ] i kind of feel like we were both doing de niro a little bit. Jimmy it was like almost a a little sam laurel as well. Lot of chins in that one. Jimmy lot of chins. Lot of chins. Jimmy lot of chins, yeah. So many chins. Jimmy what do we got . Guitar solo. Oh jimmy oh. Well, now youre a guitar player, so, this might be a a little unfair. Jimmy a little advantage now lets should we make it should we double down on this . Van halen solo . We do the Eddie Van Halen face . Jimmy okay, Eddie Van Halens face. Yeah. [ laughter ] jimmy 1, 2, 3. [ laughter and applause ] [ buzzer ] that that is that is terrible. I just saw i just saw hot for teacher. So, thats a great video. Jimmy thats the greatest of great. Whats it going to be . Jimmy surprised fish. [ laughter ] like a fish thats like, oh, no, i just got caught. Jimmy yeah, surprise or like a Birthday Party, theyre having a Birthday Party for the fish and its like, surprise surprise jimmy [ speaking underwater ] surprise, dude. Happy birthday. Okay. Jimmy yeah. Yeah. All right, ready . This is the last one. Here we go, surprised fish. [ light laughter ] [ laughter and applause ] [ buzzer ] thats a great he got caught he got caught jon hamm, everybody genius kate upton joins us after the break. Stick around, everybody. Come on back. [ cheers and applause ] when i look at you, i look back on my life and i know what it was for. What if i struggled. What if i sacrificed. And what if i swore id succeed. 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Its just that your friend daryl here is supposed to be Live Streaming the wedding and hes not getting any service. I missed, like, the whole thing. What . And i just got an unlimited plan. Its the right plan, wrong network. You see, verizon has the largest, most reliable 4g lte network in america. Its built to work better in cities. Tell you what, just use mine. Thanks. No problem. All right, lets go live. Say hi to everybody who wasnt invited vo when it really, really matters, you need the best network and the best unlimited. Plus, get the pixel, by google for 5 a month. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy our next guest we just love. Shes one of the most sought after super models on the planet. Shes also starring in the layover, hitting theaters september 1st and currently available on directv. Please welcome kate upton [ cheers and applause ] jimmy you look gorgeous. Thank you. Jimmy i always love seeing you. It is always so fun when you come on the show. Thank you so much for coming back. Oh, im so excited. Last time i was on in orlando. It was so much fun. Jimmy you beat me at a a dance competition. Which surprise, surprise. But yeah. Yeah, i was very surprised but im sure you were shocked. [ laughter ] jimmy oh, my. And then before that you beat me in flip cup. Yes. Jimmy yeah. Yeah, we should play that again. Jimmy ill do that again with you. Yeah. Oh, yeah . [ cheers and applause ] jimmy i cant believe that was the worst i ive ever been beaten in my life. You just like yeah, i like to repeat games that im really good at. [ laughter ] and i never play games that i jimmy are you a competitive in real life . Oh, yeah, im very competitive. Like, even at family functions, well be playing corn hole and ill be excited that i won. And i beat my parents, im jumping up and down and sprained my ankle whenever jimmy what . And, like, if anyone knows corn hole its not an active game at all. Jimmy no, yeah. [ light laughter ] you dont get injured playing corn hole. I am pretty sure im the only person whos ever sprained their ankle playing corn hole. Jimmy its bean bag game, yeah. Yeah, you just stand there and throw bags it into a hole. Jimmy yeah and you broke your ankle. Yeah. Jimmy perfect. Its fun. [ laughter ] jimmy are you competitive with your boyfriend . Oh yes, justin and i are very competitive. Actually, we kind of figured out a relationship hack i guess, and we can only be on the same team. Otherwise we literally zone in on the other person and fight the entire time, even playing, like, heads up. [ laughter ] jimmy heads up. You really have to be on the same team for heads up as well . Yep, for sure. Jimmy how does golf work . You just because youre golfing with him, as well, right . Oh, yeah. Jimmy no . Yeah. I mean jimmy youre just learning . Hes kind of helping me. Hes so good at golf and im learning. Jimmy yeah. But jimmy but you learn from the best. Yeah, so thats why any time justin gets mad that im like not catching onto something or not as good as him, im like, you know, Arnold Palmer found the time to teach me. [ light laughter ] maybe you should. Jimmy i mean, yeah, Arnold Palmer taught you how to golf. That is insane. Yes, i dont want to be, like, im his prodigy, because im definitely not that good but he did give me a golf lesson. Jimmy where . At bay hill. Jimmy in orlando, right . Yes. Exactly. Jimmy wow we met there. And it was so much fun. Jimmy did you get to spend time with him after . Yeah, we had dinner after. I ordered an Arnold Palmer. Jimmy yeah, of course. [ laughter ] its only the highlight of my jimmy you have to. Yeah, ill have a him. Yeah. [ laughter ] did he get one himself . Yes. He got one for himself, as well. And i found this out that Arnold Palmer always puts vodka in his Arnold Palmer. [ light laughter ] so i cant call them a a john daly. [ cheers ] jimmy really . Yeah. Jimmy yeah, people call that a john daly. Yeah, no, no, no. He does it. Its so unArnold Palmer. Jimmy really . Its like yeah, its like the orginal Arnold Palmer. Jimmy go arnie. Oh, my gosh, i did not know that. So good. So we have to play golf. I play golf. Im awful. I just suddenly just got so scared because i feel like this might be the first time you beat me at something. [ laughter ] [ audience oohs ] jimmy oh, my goodness. I am ready to rematch you in flip cup, whenever you want to do it. [ light laughter ] any time you want. I want to you have been on so many covers of magazines. Congratulations. I mean, youre just the best. Thank you. Thank you. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy threetime, sports illustrated. When was the first time you realized that you made it, like, this is big . Well, i think the first time i really felt like, wow, this is it was and anyone living in manhattan knows that when i got a unit with a washer and dryer inside the apartment. [ laughter ] i was like [ applause ] jimmy that is the best. I am here. Jimmy thats a game changer. Yeah, i was like, i can wash my socks in my apartment . Jimmy you start crying, i love you, washer. Exactly. Jimmy but didnt your dont you have a Family History of the washing machine . Yes, yes. Jimmy this is really good trivia. Is it your grandfather or great yeah, my great grandfather and his brother are credited for inventing the modern washing machine. [ audience ohs ] yes. Jimmy Frederick Upton and lou upton is the 1911. Its called the upton machine. Yes, he made life a lot easier for a lot of people. Jimmy for a lot of people. [ light laughter ] especially me. No. [ light laughter ] jimmy thats just unbelievable. Thats amazing. Yeah, its really cool. Cool piece of knowledge. Jimmy are you doing films, as well, now . Is that are you doing because i know youre still modeling but youre doing films, as well. Yes, yes. I have, you know, the layover, thats out now. Jimmy tell me that this is william h. Macy directing it . Yes. Jimmy i love that guy. I know, he is such a talent. I mean, it was so awesome to work with him. And the team he put together was awesome with jimmy yeah. Alex daddario and matt barr, Molly Shannon. Jimmy oh, i love Molly Shannon so much. I love her jimmy i could watch her read a phone book. [ laughter ] i think she is like my favorite person. She is the best and shes the nicest person. And, like, going from watching her on snl as a kid and now being able to, like, work with her. Jimmy yeah. I was just basically starstruck the whole time. Jimmy were you doing her character . I got a little stage fright. Jimmy really . I didnt want to superstar her. [ light laughter ] jimmy you going to go to the Mary Katherine gallagher. Yeah. Exctly, yeah. [ laughter ] shes good, though. Explain about the film is about, the layover. It is about two girls, you know, who are kind of in a rut in life, in their 20s, trying to figure out their next step. And they decide that the way to get out of the rut is to go to florida and have a great time. Jimmy yeah. And spend probably the rest of their money. But unfortunately they have an interesting layover twist. Jimmy yeah. The whole thing. Jimmy all right, i want to show a clip. Heres kate upton and Alexandra Daddario in the layover. Take a look. Kate, wake up. Why, is there a fire . No. Theres no fire. Whats wrong . Whats going on . Were screwed up our lives, things arent going well. Is it really 4 15 . Remember in ninth grade when you got stung by that jellyfish and i peed on you and you got really mad. Did you take one of my pills . You were really mad until it stopped hurting, right . Yeah. When youre faced with a a lifethreatening problem, which we are, and you step away from the problem. And then in a calm, adult way, you selfmedicate until the solution presents itself. Okay. Preferably on a beach with a a margarita. Okay. Lets talk about it. Thats my girl. Can we plan this in the morning . No, we got to go. What . Where . To fort lauderdale. I used your sky miles. Today . Now our flights in three hours. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy there you go. Our thanks to kate upton. The layover is in theaters on september 1st and is currently available on directv. Well be right back with some amazing life hacks from Grant Thompson. Stick around, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] electric Light Orchestra ] sailin away on the crest of a wave, its like magic rollin and ridin and slippin and slidin its magic and you, and your sweet desire you took me, higher and higher, baby its a livin thing its a terrible thing to lose introducing the all new volkswagen tiguan. The new king of the concrete jungle. Wiback like it could used to . Neutrogena hydro boost water gel. 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Nows your chance at completely clear skin. Just ask your doctor about taltz. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy welcome back, everybody. We are now joined by the host of one of the most popular diy and life hacking channels on youtube. He has over 8 million subscribers and nearly 1. 5 billion views. Welcome Grant Thompson everybody [ cheers and applause ] jimmy Grant Thompson, thank you for being here. I appreciate it. Its good to be here. Jimmy thank you for stopping by. Thank you. Jimmy now you call yourself the king of random. Thats how you find it on youtube. The king of random. Why . The king of random, thats correct, but that was actually a name that was given to me, jimmy, by some friends of mine. Jimmy oh, really . Yeah, i kind of went through a phase where i was really obsessed about random projects, experiments, and life hacks. Kind of like following my childhood dream to become like macgyver. So thats what coined the phrase the king of random. Jimmy were going to show some cool things tonight, very macgyverish. Thats right. Jimmy there are two life hacks here. Lets see first one. What is this . All right, so what weve got here, this is, like, to set the stage for you here, if youre at a party, a picnic. Jimmy yeah. Or just hanging out with some friends. Jimmy yeah. You got the chips out on the table, people are reaching in there, youre getting all that zesty, cheesy stuff all over your arm. Jimmy thats half the fun of it, yeah. [ laughter ] you know, ive also seen other people, they take bowls they lay out the bowls, they dump all the chips in the bowl. The problem is you dont know what chips are which. You dont know what youre getting. Its kind of like the lottery. Right . So heres how were going to solve that problem. [ laughter ] jimmy is it very dark or something . You cant [ laughter ] cant see the chips . Is it regular, is it salt and vinegar, you dont theyre not labeled is what im saying, all right, work with me, everybody. [ laughter ] jimmy tricky friends you have there, yeah. [ laughter ] so heres what were going to do, before you open it up. Jimmy okay, dont open that. Turn your chip bag upside down. Jimmy already its a hat. Boom. [ laughter ] everything falls to the bottom, we push in the corners in like this. Jimmy uhhuh. And now when you place it down on the table, the chip bag is going to keep itself upright like that. Cool . Jimmy uhhuh, yeah. And were going to open this all the way like you normally would. Jimmy yeah. Were going to roll down the edges. This is just going to give it some decoration. Jimmy yeah. And prevent your hand from having to dive all the way down that bag. Jimmy okay. Its also going to give it a a nice Little Silver lining, a a little decorative trim. Jimmy i went the other way, but okay, yeah, i got it. [ laughter ] all right, there you go. Jimmy i want more of an orange lining. Yeah. All right, well, either way works. Jimmy yeah. So just like that, you now have a basically you have a a bowl thats going to [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy now thats a party right there this is going to put the chip bowl industry out of business. [ light laughter ] now i got to admit thats pretty genius but speaking of genius, i have a hack, as well, right. Because were eating these chips like [ light laughter ] [ indiscernible ] what are these chips . What are these . [ indiscernible ] [ laughter ] you got that cheese sauce. Jimmy you got the cheese all over yourself. So what you do is [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] this is called wet nap chaps. Oh, yeah. [ laughter ] but while youre eating all these things youre like, ah, dude, i got stuff to do. Youre like, no, no biggie. No biggie. [ laughter and applause ] just wipe it right off right there. Clean it right off. And then go back to the rodeo and you have [ cheers and applause ] all right, what else we got . What else we got here . Well, i jimmy no, you cant do it. No, you cant thats good. My mind is blown, jimmy, and im taking notes. Jimmy thank you, buddy. All right, next one. Do you like tacos, jimmy . Jimmy i enjoy tacos, yeah. All right, so jimmy i have parties sometimes its so dark know if theyre tacos. [ laughter ] i dont know what im eating. When you see your tacos, you know one problem you have is when youre loading these things up. Its really hard to do with one hand, especially if youre using a salsa or dropping some guac in there. One handed. Jimmy yeah. Youre flinging it all over the place. Jimmy i put a lot of ingredients in mine. Grab a fork. Jimmy uhhuh. Next time, jimmy, and all were going to do is take that fork here, and take the tie and youre just going to push it right into the bottom there. Jimmy okay. And set that on the plate. There we go, boom, all right. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy then you do that, then you can just load it right up both hands. You can double fist it. Jimmy i love that. Rolled up the way you like it. Its perfect. Jimmy i think thats genius. All right, what else you got . Perfect, all right, so in august it gets really hot. Jimmy thats the truth. We jimmy oh, i love this hack yes, its going to be a way to keep your water chilled. Because, you know, some people ive seen put their Water Bottles in the freezer to freeze them completely solid. That way they go out jogging and it freezes, they got cold water but then you got that big piece of ice. Jimmy yeah. Clunking around inside. You know, and if you dont freeze water, you got warm water and who likes that . Jimmy no. So heres what you do. Take your water bottle, turn it on the side and fill it up so theres just enough water that it doesnt spill out. Or doesnt spill out the neck of the bottle. Jimmy uhhuh. Youre going to stick that in your freezer for a couple of hours. Jimmy brilliant. And after it freezes youre going to have a solid chunk of ice right down the side of the bottle. Now check this out, jimmy. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy this is great. This is for you. Jimmy yeah. So now, if you did it right, when you take the top off your bottle, you look down inside an its unobstructed. You go ahead and pour your water and you got more surface area from the ice. So, youve got jimmy i mean, this is a instantly chilled water, ready to go. Just give it a little swirl. Two seconds and it is ice cold. Jimmy i mean how cool [ cheers and applause ] that is a life you got hacked you just got hacked [ laughter ] now i got another good one here. Because its august, everyones out, everyones taking selfies. Theyre bringing their selfie sticks. How can you make your selfies more exciting, jimmy, how do you do it . Ill tell you. [ laughter ] i invented this thing called the mick nick selfie stick. Now what you do is you grab a a selfie stick, right . You glue your favorite pictures of mick jagger and nick jonas to it. [ laughter ] and then you get in there [ applause ] and youre like [ camera shutter sound ] [ cheers and applause ] thats good. [ camera shutter sound ] jimmy then you always have fun hanging out with mick jagger and nick jonas. The mick nick selfie stick. You make yourself look famous. Jimmy yeah, exactly. Im taking it to shark tank. All right. [ laughter ] now we have time for one more and, please, do not try this at home. But this is the coolest hack ever. One of my favorites. Jimmy this is why youre the king of random. Here we go. Were going to show you how to turn well, how to make a a survival fire using nothing but a gum wrapper and a a battery. Jimmy a gum wrapper to make a flame. If say youre, like, surviving youre out in the woods and you got to make a a fire to survive, you need those gum wrapper ones, the metal gum wrappers. Thats right. Now this is one of those things you shouldnt try at home. Jimmy yep. Its inspired by prisoners, actually, who couldnt get access to matches and needed to light up their cigarettes. So [ laughter ] ingenuity jimmy okay. We have these metal gum wrappers here. When you unwrap the gum jimmy yep. Basically when you lay it down, if you cut it gingerly you can cut it into three or four different strips. And if you cut the sides, you can make these little hour glass shapes here. Jimmy mmhmm. Basically make yourself an improvised lighter. Now take your doublea battery, which most appliances will have. You know, your nose trimmer. Whatever the case may be. [ laughter ] jimmy whats wrong with you man . You stick the metal end jimmy nose trimmer. All right, were going to stick the metal end of the battery on one side, were going to stick the metal end on the other side. And if you hold it jimmy look at this. [ audience ohs ] look, this is real. Guys, he just did that [ cheers and applause ] light this. Light this. Can you light that on fire . All right. Jimmy this is so cool how did you even know to do this. I love this. Youre out in the woods, your plane just crashed, you gather up a little bit of straw jimmy hey, lets think more positive. When youre camping. How about youre camping . [ light laughter ] l so were going to get some straw together and get a flame. Jimmy oh [ audience ohs ] [ cheers and applause ] thats what im talking about [ cheers and applause ] that is what im talking about Grant Thompson, everybody subscribe to his channel at the king of random on youtube. Well be right back, everybody. That was great [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy my thanks to jon hamm, kate upton, triple h. [ cheers and applause ] Grant Thompson once again, everybody, the king of random. And the roots right there from philidelphia, pennsylvania. [ cheers and applause ] stay tuned for late night with seth meyers. Right, seth . Thank you for watching. Have a great weekend. I hope to see you next week. Byebye everybody. [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] announcer from 30 Rockefeller Plaza in new york, its late night with seth meyers. Tonight billy eichner. Star of the Ashley Graham project, model Ashley Graham. Music from the allamerican rejects. Featuring the 8g band with venzella joy. [ cheers and applause ] ladies and gentlemen, seth meyers. Seth good evening. Im seth meyers. This is late night. How is everybody doing tonight . [ cheers and applause ] great to hear. In that case, lets get to the news. The New York Times published a story yesterday, claiming the top aides to Vice President mike pence, have told donors that he may run for president in 2020. Hes even got a slogan. [ laughter ]