Testimony was bad for trump, but hes now the democratic frontrunner [ laughter ] during his testimony today Gordon Sondland said that he was involved in efforts to pressure ukraine, because he and other diplomats, quote, followed the president s orders. And then trump said, look, i dont know the president ive never met the president. [ laughter ] President Trump this morning addressed sondlands testimony saying, quote, i dont know him very well. I have not spoken to him much. This is not a man i know well. He seems like a nice guy, though. [ laughter ] even worse, he stole that statement line for line from the speech he gave at erics wedding. [ laughter ] singer mariah carey has released her own Christmas Wish list on amazon oh, oh okay so i see so you were just blowing smoke up my ass when you said all you wanted for christmas is me [ laughter and applause great. Good to know [ laughter ] according to experts, thanksgiving turkeys are best paired with red wine that way theyre more rel
During his testimony today Gordon Sondland said that he was involved in efforts to pressure ukraine, because he and other diplomats, quote, followed the president s orders. And then trump said, look, i dont know the president ive never met the president. [ laughter ] President Trump this morning addressed sondlands testimony saying, quote, i dont know him very well. I have not spoken to him much. This is not a man i know well. He seems like a nice guy, though. [ laughter ] even worse, he stole that statement line for line from the speech he gave at erics wedding. [ laughter ] singer mariah carey has released her own Christmas Wish list on amazon oh, oh okay so i see so you were just blowing smoke up my ass when you said all you wanted for christmas is me [ laughter and applause great. Good to know [ laughter ] according to experts, thanksgiving turkeys are best paired with red wine that way theyre more relaxed when you kill them [ laughter ] their first trial of a male rt and if you pu
State of the Union Address last night. And i have to say, he did all white. [ laughter ] i mean, look at em. I havent seen old white guys that happy since the last tom clancy book signing. [ laughter ] yup, President Trump gave his state of the Union Address last night. And Bernie Sanders hasnt looked this unhappy since since the last time we saw Bernie Sanders. [ light laughter ] after the state of the union, President Trump was caught on a hot mic yesterday saying he plans to release a controversial memo about fbi surveillance. Incidentally, hot mic is something this man has never been called. [ laughter ] you mean hot mike . No, not him. Following the state of the Union Address last night, eric trump said in a new interview that he was focused on the democrats during the event. As opposed to melania, who was focused as always on an imaginary spot 1,000 yards away. [ laughter ] [ laughter and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] the Fact Checking site politifact crashed last night when
State of the Union Address last night. And i have to say, he did all white. [ laughter ] i mean, look at em. I havent seen old white guys that happy since the last tom clancy book signing. [ laughter ] yup, President Trump gave his state of the Union Address last night. And Bernie Sanders hasnt looked this unhappy since since the last time we saw Bernie Sanders. [ light laughter ] after the state of the union, President Trump was caught on a hot mic yesterday saying he plans to release a controversial memo about fbi surveillance. Incidentally, hot mic is something this man has never been called. [ laughter ] you mean hot mike . No, not him. Following the state of the Union Address last night, eric trump said in a new interview that he was focused on the democrats during the event. As opposed to melania, who was focused as always on an imaginary spot 1,000 yards away. [ laughter ] [ laughter and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] the Fact Checking site politifact crashed last night when
Spicey [ light laughter ] according to a new poll, americans find former fbi director james comey to be more trustworthy than President Trump. Also more americans prefer pepsi to the bottle marked rat poison. [ light laughter ] shocking polls. There are some shocking polls out there. [ light laughter ] labor secretary Alexander Acosta spoke to the press this afternoon and pushed for wider use of Apprenticeship Training for people who, quote, learn better by doing. Of course learning by doing doesnt always work for everyone. [ light laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] attorney general Jeff Sessions will testify tomorrow in front of the Senate Intelligence committee in an open hearing. Though he almost didnt have to. [ laughter ] just got in there. President trump on friday accused former fbi director james comey of lying under oath during his testimony before the Senate Intelligence committee. As opposed to eric trump who only lies under childrens bed at night. [ audience ohs ] [ applaus