The democratic party, and roy moore who is not allowed at parties. [ laughter ] one more. Thats right, the election is tomorrow, and roy moore is already setting up for his victory celebration. [ crowd groans ] bridge too far . [ applause ] overstayed my welcome . Okay, i hear you loud and clear. Four women today accused celebrity chef mario batali of sexual misconduct, and when he found out, batali was so depressed he could barely dress himself for the past five years. [ laughter ] [ applause ] according to the New York Times, President Trump sometimes watches msnbcs morning joe because it fires him up for the day. Its the same reason he watches dora. [ light laughter ] why doesnt she give me more time to answer . I knew where the key was, it was just so fast. The New York Times also said there is a rule in the white house that no one is allowed to touch the tv remote except President Trump, and the Technical Support staff, and i know that sounds insane, but, remember, thats literally
Tomorrow between doug jones of the democratic party, and roy moore who is not allowed at parties. [ laughter ] one more. Thats right, the election is tomorrow, and roy moore is already setting up for his victory celebration. [ crowd groans ] bridge too far . [ applause ] overstayed my welcome . Okay, i hear you loud and clear. Four women today accused celebrity chef mario batali of sexual misconduct, and when he found out, batali was so depressed he could barely dress himself for the past five years. [ laughter ] [ applause ] according to the New York Times, President Trump sometimes watches msnbcs morning joe because it fires him up for the day. Its the same reason he watches dora. [ light laughter ] why doesnt she give me more time to answer . Just so fast. The New York Times also said there is a rule in the white house that no one is allowed to touch the tv remote except President Trump, and the Technical Support staff, and i know that sounds insane, but, remember, thats literally t
Tomorrow between doug jones of the democratic party, and roy moore who is not allowed at parties. [ laughter ] one more. Thats right, the election is tomorrow, and roy moore is already setting up for his victory celebration. [ crowd groans ] bridge too far . [ applause ] overstayed my welcome . Okay, i hear you loud and clear. Four women today accused celebrity chef mario batali of sexual misconduct, and when he found out, batali was so depressed he could barely dress himself for the past five years. [ laughter ] [ applause ] according to the New York Times, President Trump sometimes watches msnbcs morning joe because it fires him up for the day. Its the same reason he watches dora. [ light laughter ] why doesnt she give me more time to answer . I knew where the key was, it was just so fast. The New York Times also said there is a rule in the white house that no one is allowed to touch the tv remote except President Trump, and the Technical Support staff, and i know that sounds insane,
Alabama senate candidate, roy moore, rode on horseback today to his polling place to vote in the special election. Look at that. What a majestic picture of two animals not allowed in the mall. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] thats right, roy moore rode his horse to vote in the special election. Because when roy moore is choosing a mode of transportation, he always asks himself, what do 14yearold girls like . [ laughter and applause ] so hoping those jokes are over soon. [ laughter ] former white house chief strategist, steve bannon said at a Campaign Rally yesterday that there was a special place in hell for republicans who didnt support roy moore. A special place . Is it the exit . [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] President Trump signed a and said, quote, we need our military, its got to be perfecto. Of course, its hard to be perfecto when the guy in charge is suspecto. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] President Trump is reportedly furious with u. N. Ambassador, nikki hal
Tommys phone number and he Alabama Senate candidate, would just answer the phone and roy moore, rode on horseback just say, like, are you coming today to his polling place to to movie . [ laughter ] vote in the special election. And you would be like, yeah. Im coming to the movie. Look at that. And he would be like, great, see you there. What a majestic picture of two animals not allowed in the mall. And that was the entirety of the interaction. [ laughter ] and there was also he ran tv [ cheers and applause ] commercials really late at night that i had seen a few of. And i asked him about it, and he said, they were on so late at night, they were free. [ laughter ] thats right, roy moore rode his like, it was literally at a time horse to vote in the special when there was just nothing election. Else. Because when roy moore is choosing a mode of so they let him put his transportation, he always asks ridiculous ads up for his movie. Himself, what do 14yearold yeah. Girls like . Seth its