Tommys phone number and he Alabama Senate candidate, would just answer the phone and roy moore, rode on horseback just say, like, are you coming today to his polling place to to movie . [ laughter ] vote in the special election. And you would be like, yeah. Im coming to the movie. Look at that. And he would be like, great, see you there. What a majestic picture of two animals not allowed in the mall. And that was the entirety of the interaction. [ laughter ] and there was also he ran tv [ cheers and applause ] commercials really late at night that i had seen a few of. And i asked him about it, and he said, they were on so late at night, they were free. [ laughter ] thats right, roy moore rode his like, it was literally at a time horse to vote in the special when there was just nothing election. Else. Because when roy moore is choosing a mode of so they let him put his transportation, he always asks ridiculous ads up for his movie. Himself, what do 14yearold yeah. Girls like . Seth its fantastic. [ laughter and applause ] you were a producer on the film from the start. Yeah. Seth and but then you decide to play a part. We saw the part you were playing there in the clip. How did you decide to play that character . So hoping those jokes are over soon. Oh, he was like the only guy around my age, i think. [ laughter ] but former white house chief strategist, steve bannon said at seth youre making producing a Campaign Rally yesterday that sound very easy. There was a special place in well, yeah. Hell for republicans who didnt and i played sandy schklair, is support roy moore. His name and he was a script a special place . Supervisor of the room. Is it the exit . [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] and kind of, sort of directed it a little bit. As you can see, he kind of like President Trump signed a calls action and helps with the lines. And he later claimed he directed 700 billion defense bill today, the movie. And said, quote, we need our military, its got to be which shows what a weird thing perfecto. It is, because its a bad movie. Of course, its hard to be seth yeah. Perfecto when the guy in charge [ light laughter ] so this guy is taking credit is suspecto. For it. Like, were suing, hoarding the credit for creating something [ laughter ] that is only famous because its [ cheers and applause ] bad. Its so weird. Its a very weird thing, yeah. Seth does do you think President Trump is reportedly tommy, looking back, is happy . Furious with u. N. Ambassador, obviously, this film has nikki haley, after she recently succeeded to a place where its said the women who have accused trump of Sexual Misconduct have being adapted by all these great a right to be heard. Actors and writers and directors. Hes so mad, his face turned red yeah. 20 years ago. Seth but it was not what he set out to make. [ laughter ] no. And that is like an interesting moment to me, is like he did former White House Press have to kind of readjust what secretary, sean spicer, his goal was. Announced yesterday that he is he had to pretend his goal was writing a book about his time at to make a ridiculous comedy, the white house, called the whereas his goal was really to briefing, not to be confused make like a heartfelt drama. [ laughter ] with Anthony Scaramuccis book about his time at the white house, called the briefest. [ laughter ] but he but he but he but his goal was also to become a famous movie star. [ cheers and applause ] which he kind of is now in some way. And a famous filmmaker, which he kind of is now in some way. Ivanka trump tweeted photos like, i mean, we had a yesterday with the caption, happy holidays. James franco plays him in the even weirder, eric trump tweeted, happy 4th of july. Movie. He wanted johnny depp, but we [ laughter ] got james franco. [ laughter ] but, yeah. Arbys is currently testing a new sandwich called the but whats weird is like he arbynator, that features roast seems i was just looking at beef, curly fries and both him at the premier. And it was a big premier and cheese and honey sauces. Like a lot of famous people were there. A lot of famous people were at the movie. They named it after the terminator, because its the and he is behaving in such a way only sandwich that will make you as though he always expected it want to go back in time and stop to happen. Yourself from eating it. [ laughter ] put the sandwich down and, like, i was saying my [ laughter ] only other experience is i played Steve Wozniak in a movie. Im from the future and like, that guy invented computers and he was blown away we were making a movie about [ laughter ] him. [ light laughter ] do not eat the sandwich like, he couldnt believe it. This guy made the worst movie of abc yesterday unveiled the list alltime and its as though not of contestants for the new season of the bachelor where only was he expecting a movie to 29 women compete for the thing be made about him, hes a little pissed it wasnt five years ago, they want most, a spinoff basically. Series. [ laughter ] and that johnny depp isnt [ laughter ] playing him. And instead james franco is. According to a new study, the hes a weird dude. Prehistoric stonehenge site may [ laughter ] have been built as a monument to penises. Seth you you saw him still no word on the inspiration behind this building. Before even you began to talk about adapting the story. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] you would see him in l. A. You saw him at Grocery Stores . I would see him at whole foods. Me and jonah actually would shop at the same whole foods and he first saw him there and sent me a picture of him like in front and finally, roy Moores Campaign held an event last of, like, cantaloupes with night during which moores wife tommy. [ light laughter ] kayla gave a short speech and referred to her lawyer as a jew. And i was like, oh, my god. I knew i was like and i would take a look. Keep my eye out open for him. Fake news will tell you that and i saw him one time and i we dont care for jews. Took a picture with him. I tell you all this, because and and then years later when we were making a movie, he like ive seen it all so i just want to set the record straight while instantly, you take picture theyre here. With me one time at grocery store. [ cheers and applause ] [ laughter ] you big fan of mine. You real big fan of mine. You like me. Yeah, tommy. Seth he had to settle for one of our attorneys is a jew. James, playing him. Yes. Seth james is fantastic. Hes amazing in the movie. [ audience groans ] seth james is interesting, because tommy seems to just be weird. [ laughter ] seth that brings us to a james is normal, but then has a great capacity for weirdness. Segment called a couple things. Yes, he does. Seth and he directed the [ cheers and applause ] film. Yes. Seth did a beautiful job, but is it true he stayed in seth first thing. Character . He did stay in character the dont say a jew. Whole time we were making the especially the way you said it. Movie. As tommy. He would speak in the tommy you leaned on that j so hard, voice and he was in prosthetic makeup. Im surprised you didnt snag your blazer on it. And hes directing the movie. And i probably the first time anyones ever directed a movie in character. You said it like youre the [ laughter ] corrupt southern sheriff in a seth yeah, you hear about the other movie about the civil rights movement. Yeah you dont if, yall fellas are looking for seth like actors stay in a deli, youre out of luck. Character but for a director to stay in character. And in the movie, hes also, you read it from your directing a movie. So its also weird. Notes. [ laughter ] that wasnt a slip of the [ laughter ] yeah. Tongue. It was it was really strange. You wrote down a jew. And i would warn everyone who [ laughter ] came to the set, because a lot you looked at it. Of actors have small roles in and you thought, yeah. The movie. And i would be like, before you thats the best way to say that. [ laughter ] step onset, know, like, this is not a normal situation youre look, the word jew is all stepping into. About context. [ laughter ] like, its super weird. If a jewish person were to say, oh, i love mendel, he goes to like, james is in character and temple all the time, hes such a you never know if hes and good jew, thats okay. Hes directing the movie. But if youre a christian woman in the movie. At a rally in alabama, go ahead and were shooting scenes in the and throw an ish on the end. Movie where hes directing a movie. [ laughter ] and, yeah, and i was just like, one of my attorneys is jewish. Just go with it, man. Just ride it out. [ light laughter ] and everyone was very cool. It confused my grandmother, second thing, if youre trying to defend yourself against charges of antisemitism, maybe though. Dont start by throwing out the she just didnt [ laughter ] jewish lawyer stereotype. She came to set and talked to james for like ten minutes. Its a little like saying, i and she had met him many times. And then he walked away and have no problem with black people, theyre always welcome shes like, wheres james franco . On my basketball team. [ laughter ] [ laughter ] third thing, one of your and, like i was thinking, like, do i even try to explain whats happening . Attorneys . [ laughter ] and then i was just like, james isnt here today. Why do you have so many attorneys . [ laughter ] are you trying to get your seth there are fantastic husbands mall ban lifted . Cameos throughout the film. Yeah, many. [ laughter ] seth a lot of funny people, it requires a team. Including nathan fielder. Yes. [ cheers and applause ] seth who im a huge fan of. Me too, hes brilliant. Seth you guys grew up we need a legal team. Together. In vancouver. We did. Final thing. We went to Elementary School and high school together. Look, historically, the word and we were on the high school jew has been wielded more than improv team together. Its been used. Seth this is a great photo so just say jewish and youll be better off. I mean, i would never call you of, like it seems like these a nightmare. Are normal dudes here. Yeah. I would say youre seth theres nathan sort of nightmarish. Creep and you very [ laughter ] this has been a couple things. Yeah. [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] it looks like im planning the we have a fantastic show for you murder of them. Tonight seth yeah, exactly. Hes a producer and starring in it looks like its a horror movie and youve like like this parts been folded under an incredible new film, the for years. Disaster artist, seth rogen, is back on the show, everybody seth yeah, right. [ cheers and applause ] and then and then theres a moment where they reveal it. She stars in victoria on pbs. Its like, oh, no seths there. Jenna coleman will be joining us [ laughter ] tonight. Hes looking super creepy for no reason. And music from multiplatinum seth yeah, the detective folds it over, and its like, music group clean bandit we need to find that guy. Wheres that one . Performing with 2018s best new seth this is also an era artist grammy nominee, i can tell you every one of the kids in this picture, that was each one of them, that julia michaels. Was the only tie they owned. Youre here on a great night everybody. Oh yeah, 100 percent. Seth dont you think that and that was our thing as an improv team. We wore ties. Seth oh, wow. [ cheers and applause ] wow. What was what was nathan like now, before we get to that, here at late night, every night, i deliver a monologue, comprised as an improviser . Of jokes written by a diverse he was funny. He was always very funny and he team of writers. Played up the uncomfortable as a result, a lot of jokes come across my desk due to my being a that was kind of his thing was making things very straight white male would be uncomfortable. Which hes continued to make an difficult for me to deliver. Incredible career of. But we dont think that should seth hes become perfect at stop you from enjoying them. That. Yeah, his show is brilliant. So we would like to share them with you in a segment called jokes seth cant tell. And i have nothing to do with it. But, if havent seen it, i recommend checking it out, yeah. Seth its nice. [ cheers and applause ] no its nice to have somebody seth these are two of our come on and plug something they have nothing to do with. Writers everybody. They have nothing to do with, thats amber, thats jenny. Yeah, exactly. It ive got a lot of stuff of my [ cheers and applause ] own. I dont need im black seth congrats on the film. And im gay thank you. Seth its always great to [ cheers and applause ] see you. But youre going to stick around. I will. And were both women seth well be right back with seth rogen after this. Seth and im not. [ cheers and applause ] so heres how this works. Ill read the setups for these jokes, and amber and jenny will read the punch lines. All right, here we go. Toy company, mattel recently posted a photo on instagram of barbie wearing a progay marriage tshirt. Whoa barbie, or as lesbians call her, barb. [ laughter ] seth a group in georgia the mercedesbenz winter event is back hosted an event last month, called come meet a black person. And you wont want to stop for anything else. Or as its more commonly known, jury duty. [ laughter ] [ barks ] ho lease the gla 250 for 349 a month at your local mercedesbenz dealer. Seth conservatives are accusing starbucks of promoting a gay agenda for releasing mercedesbenz. The best or nothing. Holiday cups with an image of two interlinked hands. Said lesbians, thats not what we do with our hands. Welcome to your super secret gvoila room come on in weve hidden something seth jenny for everyone on your list. No, no, no, i didnt mean that. The gamers. The superfans. Seth all right. The chic. I meant sex stuff. The sleek. [ laughter ] seth oh. And pretty much everyone. After attending a party in black that cough doesnt sound so good. Face, a virginia sheriffs take mucinex dm. Deputy has been reassigned. Ill text you in 4 hours to president of the police when your cough returns. [ laughter ] one pill lasts 12 hours, so. Looks like im good all night why take 4hour cough medicine . Seth the next one is about just one mucinex lasts 12 hours. Puerto ricans. Jenny, youre puerto rican, you wanna take this one . Lets end this. Sure seth all right, here we go. According to reports, over 200,000 Puerto Ricans have moved to florida following hurricane maria. 200,000 Puerto Ricans, or as its also known, a barbecue. [ laughter ] seth according to a new poll, 59 of americans believe that the u. S. Is currently undergoing the lowest point in its history. Said black people. I can think of a lower one. [ laughter ] seth oh, so youre talking about yes, when they cancelled living single. Seth oh. [ laughter ] one of the films currently under consideration for best foreign film for the 2018 Academy Awards is a lesbian horror film. Its called out of batteries. [ laughter ] ooh, that is scary i know, right . Its terrifying terrible. [ laughter ] seth a texas man recently avoided arrest by swimming away from police officers. Authorities are currently on the lookout for, not a black man. [ laughter ] seth Shalane Flanagan recently became the First American woman to win the new York City Marathon winning in 40 years. Running the race in two hours, 26 minutes and 53 seconds. Its the fastest a woman has ever run without a senator behind her. [ audience ohs ] [ cheers and applause ] hey, seth seth what . Why dont you tell one . Seth oh, i dont think i should tell one. Oh, come on. Just one seth i feel like if i tell one, ill get in trouble for it. Oh, come on, just do it. Come on. Seth okay. According to a recent report, gay men earn more money than straight men. Welcome to your super secret gvoila room because straight men work, but come on in weve hidden something gay men wooooork for everyone on your list. [ cheers and applause ] the gamers. The superfans. Seth, how dare you the chic. The sleek. Seth you told me it would be and pretty much everyone. Okay you should be ashamed of yourself. Seth black women and lesbians are liars they cahow many of em . E, sir we dont know. Dozens. Seth all right lets teach these freaks some manners [ cheers and applause ] good luck out there, captain seth well be right back with seth rogen, everybody. Thanks but i dont need luck, i have skills. [ cheers and applause ] music playing i dont have my keys. on intercom all hands. We are looking for the captains keys again. They are on a silver carabiner. Oh, this is bad. As long as people misplace their keys, you can count on geico saving folks money. Fifteen minutes could save you fifteen percent or more on car insurance. And roomba from irobot gets to work using two multisurface brushes and powerlifting suction to grab and remove everything from fine dust to large debris. Daily dirt doesnt stand a chance. You and roomba from irobot. [ cheers and applause ] better together. I started volunteering for victorinational parks. S twelve, seth welcome back to late night. Were here with seth rogen, and i go out and demonstrate to people what life was like seth, im excited that you agreed to come on the show in the eighteenth century. Tonight. Its always great to see you. You can have almost a spiritual experience with the beauty thank you, seth. Seth and along with being a of nature or with a connection with the past. Guest on our show, we have known each other personally for a while. Theres no better place to find that than a national park, we have. [ laughter ] seth and sometimes when you which preserves that beauty and the history. Know somebody for that long, there are moments when feelings get hurt. vo the subaru share the love event has donated over thats true. Sixpointfive Million Dollars to help the national parks. [ laughter ] and you dont always have a chance to stop, and say youre get a new subaru and well donate sorry. Two hundred fifty dollars more. victoria put a little love in your heart. Seth so i thought, with the time we have together right now, we would make amends for any past transgressions we have committed against one another in a segment were calling together seth and seth clear the air. [ cheers and applause ] seth i will start. Seth . Yes, seth. Seth i am sorry that i was unable to meet up with you when i was in los angeles last month. It was a really quick trip, and i didnt have spare time. No spare time . Seth no. Not even ten minutes . [ light laughter ] seth my schedule was packed. We cantwhy . Y here five minutes . Flat toilet paper ill never get clean seth sorry, but no. One minute . Way ahead of you. You didnt have one free minute . avo charmin ultra strong. It cleans better. Its four times stronger and you can use less. Seth i guess i did have one free minute. Enjoy the go with charmin. Yeah. I knew it. [ laughter