A whole big world to fix. Lets leave there it. No, dont leave it there why would you leave there it . There is a terrible place to leave it. Harvard didnt have a facebook. Now were at 100,000 people. The government is now on threat level orange. We must find terror wherever it hides. This is a time when the country is grappling with a post9 11 world. Thank you very much. Welcome to the Tonight Show. I think at this Point Jay likened himself to the troops cheerleader. Were going Help Everyone out there, try to for the next hour take our mind off things. Here is a strange thing in the Wall Street Journal today. Toys r us has announced they might sell their toy division. So we was toys, is that their new name . We started out by doing jokes that were completely nonpolitical, nonseptember 11th. And then you started to be able the make jokes about the tangential things. There was the taliban. Things are not looking good for the taliban. Today one of their top commanders took a head count. O
Be authentic and authentically weird. Weve got a lot to do tonight. A whole big world of fix. Lets leave there it. No, dont leave it there why would you leave there it . There is a terrible place to leave it. Harvard didnt have a facebook. Now were at 1,000 people. The government is now on threat level orange. We must find terror wherever it hides. This is a time when the country is grappling with a post9 11 world. Thank you very much. Welcome to the Tonight Show. I think at this Point Jay likened himself to the troops cheerleader. Were going Help Everyone out there, try to for the next hour take our mind off things. Here is a strange thing in the Wall Street Journal today. Toys r us has announced they might sell their toy division. So we was toys, is that their new name . We started out by doing jokes that were completely nonpolitical, nonseptember 11th. And then you started to be able the make jokes about the tangential things. There was the taliban. Things are not looking good for t
up with been told go to college, get a job make a living. frankly, that s just not realistic for a generation. it is really frustrating, the boomers think were lazy, you know the whole term pull up your boot straps and work hard, to get the same life they had? no, the world is very different these days the next pandemic in 2025 might wipe this all out anyway i have no time to wait for retirement you ve got to will it into existence life just not fair, the world is a hot place, and the stock market which is the purest form of yolo. short sellers continue to get hurt by wallstreetbets. it s making me sick. this is populism coming for capitalism through gamestop. on the surface i can be pretty scattered. in the water though it s coming for me. because you re seeing everything is quiet. you hear your bubbles, you hear breathing. and you just hear the water around you. i don t give a shit about risk. i was deployed to the middle east, we were doing anti-terrorism force p
load of migrants. days after border harris called the border secure. meanwhile another republican governor, florida s ron desantis taking similar action sending two plane loads of illegal immigrants to martha s vineyard, you know, that ritzy vacation hot spot for wealthy liberals. democrats and the liberal have been blasting the moves vilifying the governors as inhumane and racist and comparing it to the in, atzis. watch. governor abbott s racist and xenophobic practices of expulsion have only amplified the challenges many of the migrants experienced on their journey to find a safe place. the conservative estimate is about $80,000 per bus trip and we know re racists don t mind paying the money. racists are willing to pay the money and don t care ift taxpayers pay the brunt. we woke up to the news thisin morning that governor ron desantis of florida sent two plane loads of migrants toat martha s vineyard off the coastd of massachusetts including kids and whatnot. not say
town hall with time ryan and j.d. vance. the story will be live at 3:00 as well with some of the voters on what they expect, what they want to ask come tomorrow night. first, former president obama is the one that democrats are turning to to ignite their voters right now as the president stayed home in delaware, went to his granddaughter s soccer game over the weekend. did some early voting. had a generally quiet weekend himself as his former boss was hard at work in the swing states. just about every republican politician seems obsessed with two things. own the libs and getting donald trump s approval. that s their agenda. no, no, don t boo. vote. so the 44th president hopes that he can sweep in on this halloween and be a super hero in some of these races. he s flying to these three states, arizona, nevada and pennsylvania as we watch the toss-up senate races here. the current president has zero campaign events scheduled today. this evening he and the first lady were at