I m jesse watters along with judge jeanine pirro, kevin walling, katie pavlich, and greg gutfeld. 5:00 in new york city, and this is the five. The democrats worst nightmare coming true. Joe biden s big boy news conference wasn t a total train wreck. Dems were crossing their fingers that he d malfunction or fall downstairs to keep their plans of booting him off the ticket rolling, but mr. Magoo held it together just enough for an hourlong press conference. The bar was still ridiculously low, and biden s verbal slipups started before things even began. And now i want to handed over to the president of ukraine, who has as much courage as he has determination ladies and gentlemen, president putin. [applause] president putin? he s going to beat president putin. President zelenskyy. I m so focused on beating putin, i wouldn t have picked vice president trump to be vice president if i didn t think she was not qualified to be president p run following the advice of my commander in chief, my da
I m jesse watters along with judge jeanine pirro, kevin walling, katie pavlich, and greg gutfeld. 5:00 in new york city, and this is the five. The democrats worst nightmare coming true. Joe biden s big boy news conference wasn t a total train wreck. Dems were crossing their fingers that he d malfunction or fall downstairs to keep their plans of booting him off the ticket rolling, but mr. Magoo held it together just enough for an hourlong press conference. The bar was still ridiculously low, and biden s verbal slipups started before things even began. And now i want to handed over to the president of ukraine, who has as much courage as he has determination ladies and gentlemen, president putin. [applause] president putin? he s going to beat president putin. President zelenskyy. I m so focused on beating putin, i wouldn t have picked vice president trump to be vice president if i didn t think she was not qualified to be president p run following the advice of my commander in chief, my da
All right! well, it was the worst of times, it was the worst of times. The united states today, it s watergate, 9/11, the civil war, the potato famine, and the cancellation of sex and the city, all rolled into one. Thank god, due to time and change, the world is supposed to end in a year. That reminds me, i have to pick up my shirts at the cleaners. So why is a reading so bad? because we live in the age of hyperbole. In fact, some say we are living in the greatest, most incredible era of hyperbole since the beginning of time. Using extreme rhetoric to scare you into submission. If you do not wear a mask outside while jogging you have blood on your hands. If you support the cops that you are a racist with blood on your hands. If you cut your fingers slicing tomatoes, that would be righ, you would have blood on your hands. Even more, if you disagree with joe, you might as well be jefferson davis himself. The assault on free and fair elections is just such a threat, literally. I ve said i
down here and wondered what the most destructive force on our planet is ask landed in this country, they might look at the republicans. her voice is like butter. the worst thing on the planet ain t cancer or global warming. it s republicans. all this time the dems told us it was russia. keep going nicole. when is someone in the republican party going to rise up against those in the republican party whose speech is killing people. again, it s the evil republicans killing people. those damn pro-lifers. the republicans want you to die. isn t she a nicole. she is so 2 faced she better double mask. a lot of people died in wars under her watch. she should tune herself into the u.n. she is not being original. she stole this from a very old playbook. we are handing over our kurdish allies to slaughter and that blood is on donald trump s hands. the republicans in the senate have an endless tolerance for other people s sadness. the republicans are responsible. they will all
relationship. [laughter] so alone. remember the maniac without fail after torching the fox news christmas tree last month? no, not chris cuomo. this guy. i know this will blow your mind but he s on and not in a good way. he asked to escape of not being in prison which i know seems pointless but failed to comply with conditions of elites according to the manhattan das office, elect more criminals than greyhound, arraigned on one felony second-degree criminal mischief, misdemeanor second-degree reckless endangerment. who knew torching a 50-foot tree on a crowded sidewalk is considered mischief? here i thought tepee the high school gym this last year but due to criminal justice reform and 2020 no bail set and even though the judge ordered the guy to regularly check in with supervised release program, he didn t. now he s missing like patty cash. so you didn t check in, surprising, right? next, probably going to say miley cyrus has a term, billy ray, i didn t think there would be