gratification. you kick the door in guns blazing and whatever happens happens. stop that, he s not my dad. sketches are a really fun way to talk about the culture with a quick turnaround. and i sketch you are satirizing life. satirizing. no, satirizing. my brain hurts. when you know people are improvising you are on the edge of your seats. everything you see tonight is being made up on the spot, we can t stress it enough. where is my mother? you have to go for it, you have to commit. i m rick james,one. we, we are going to do a sketch show. you don t comedy is like a concerto with all of its complications. sketch comedy is like a sex pistol song where people get in and get out and somebody gets hurt. i am so full of anticipation that my genitals are sucked up into my body company. sketches a really great way to deliver, do, because you can say so much. the best come in with a point of view about something they want to say. it makes it does feel any b
the tables have turned. the idea that jokes aren t funny, it s still very much a thing. there are some people who can t get their heads around what they don t know. i said i wanted to be a comedian, she said, maybe it s better if you just died. i think they thought of women as a different species. for view ladies are capable of being a comedian, so everybody sticks by them. here s somebody that thinks they do it. this is a great argument that women are doing much better work than men. you re welcome. when was the hardest what s the hardest part about being a female comedian? what would you guess? well, it s the rape. [ laughter ] i have a deep camaraderie with tough, hard core, funny ass female comedian apps because it s been a long road for all of us. what would make a woman turn from a decent think like housewiving or cashiering in a five and dime store or dental hygiene? and turn her to comedy as a korea? it s definitely easier now. but back the
The how john conyers is responding to claims that he used taxpayer money to settle a complaint overSexual Misconduct. Internal revenue scandal. New fallout after the irs targeted members of the tea party. Why lois lerner doesnt want you to see her testimony. David even though it affects us . Right. David that we can all agree on, a great news day for you if you have any stocks at all, or 401 k in stocks, youre making money today. The dow ending the day with 60th record close under President Trump. Nicole petallides on floor of new york stock exchange. Some of this enthusiasm scares people. Boy, oh, boy, seems like there is no top to this market. Thats right. You cant stop it. For the most part weve seen gain after gains, thousands of points since the election in november. Today we move up 160 points. We have a record alltime high, for the Dow Jones Industrial average and also the others as we noted. Nasdaq, s p and russell. There was a lot of obviously, we came in with a positive stone
The temperature starting things often the upper 50s low 60s by lunch time we should see some clearing. Debentures this afternoons pre much with such as today a person sees coesite mid 70s and said the bay we are talking whats the son sean barrel below his yacht theyre still dealing with the smoke from the fire. Seller in our shows again or not and were dry not looking up rain pushing of the push of the east. Yet again same substance scenario as last week so that said we could see showers wednesday night into thursday close look for that coming up in the extended forecast. Mila two men forced the girl of van nuys it assault occurred. No suspects lateson. to man of 37 as a Police Say Canadian girl and sexually assaulted her. Its terrible kron 4 caught in the afternoon the two men pulled up to grow on a white the silverman. Shes sitting at this bus stop on saratoga campbell avenue and police say the man polder in the vehicle and sexually assaulted her in broad daylight. the drop the girl
Time to fit in all the stars. Well talk to the man behind it all today, friday, february 13, 2015. Announcer from nbc news this is today. With matt lauer and Savannah Guthrie live from studio 1a in rockefeller plaza. And good morning. Welcome to today on friday the 13th. Boy, how would you like to be Lorne Michaels trying to gear up for the 40th Anniversary Special and fit all of that in a special broadcast. Tell a star you didnt make the cut. 3 1 2 hours, they had a half hour because there is so much there. The weather outside, it has soared to 9 degrees. A dangerous plunge in temperatures while the northeast braces for whats called the valentines weekend blizzard. Al is out on the plaza. What can we expect . More of these temperatures here in the northeast as you said. 9 now, a wind chill of about 5 below. And lets look and show you whats happening with this. Bitter cold, High Pressure builds in this arctic express pushes in. We have got wind chill advisories and wind chill warnings