[grunting loudly] you cant just take dances with smurfs and call it Something Else [grunting loudly] [school bell rings] [groans] dude, what happened . Youre not doing the morning announcements anymore . No, because it turns out that by rule, the student body president cant also be the morning announcement reader oh, well. At least as president , you can run the school the way you want. I cant do jack i went to my First Student Council Meeting all we did was talk about what colors to make the stupid Sadie Hawkins dance Student Council is retarded [chime sounding] the sun is up, and the birds are chirping. Im casey miller, and these are the morning announcements. I have a letter from second Grade Student brian felner. Brian writes, dear casey, why is our School President such a fat, stupid dickhead . My desk is broken, and so far, eric cartman has done nothing about it. Will you please let that walking bowl of anus pus know that we are not happy . Well, brian, i couldnt agree more. Our
Christmas tree. And just like Everything Else in 2020, thissiers tree is doing the best it can. The Rockefeller Christmas tree in new york city is usually lifts our spirits this time of year. But this area well lets just say that by 2020 standards, its pretty perfect. The tree was put into place atop of rockefeller center. Look at all the holes and it just kind of, i dont know, it kind of loosks look a very, like a Charlie Brown tree, like a large version of the Charlie Brown tree. Trevor into, no, no, no. You leave that poor tree alone. You already killed if, now you are going to make fun of its appearance. Who are you people, do you do this at funerals too, damn, uncle mark, you got fat, look at you, you cant even fit in that casket, anyway, rest in peace, were going to miss you. I mean think about it, that tree has been through a pandemic, a race war and a contested election. I think it deserves a round of applause for just staying upright. And by the way, its not like that tree ask
Died by apparent suicide. Theyve pleaded not guilty. A lawyer for one of the guards says the two are scapegoats. All we have is a rush to judgment, a rush to charge the smallest of people who are getting paid the least, and make those people pay for the ndhe t didnt happen throughout an entire system. Reporter but the prosecutor points to jail surveillance allegedly showing the guards sat at their desk and appeared to have been asleep, at times shopping online. Guard Michael Thomas allegedly later telling a supervisor, we messed up, we didnt do any rounds. Epstein had just been removed from suicide watch, but was left for eight hours before he was found with a noose around his neck. Prosecutors say no one was seen entering epsteins cell block. The defense wants to see those videos. The prosecutors say the evidence in this case includes hundreds of hours of jailhouse surveillance. Eva pilgrim, abc news, new york. Russia may be banned from competing in the next two olympics. Experts at t
Sunny but, wow, hazy out there as we look over san jose on this first saturday of august. Thank you so much for starting it with us. Im kira klapper. Cinthia pimentel joins us with your microclimate forecast and that hazy sunny look, any indication, going to be a hot one. Going to about hot one. As you were saying, first weekend of august, but we like to call it fogust in the weather center. Looking at San Francisco blanketed by the dense fog. Headed over the Golden Gate Bridge or closer to the coastline, noth fog also drizzle out there this morning. Hanging on over parts of san rafael and novato and chilly, low 50s in the north bay. Yes, spectacular sunshine over san jose to greet us on this saturday. We are headed for a warm weekend. So as we go to our temperatures, were keeping it in the 60s and 780s near the coast. Low 80s, a little further through the coastline, and 90s making our way inland. Not peak of the heat. Thats tomorrow. Walk you through all the anybodies coming up in our
The leak of secret conversations between german officers. Donald trump was restored the right to participate in the primary in two regions of the United States at once. This decision was made by the authorities of the state of maine, and a little earlier the Supreme Court overturned the ban in colorado. This happened on the eve of intraparty voting in 16 states at once. It will pass today. Russian military personnel in the northern military district zone began voting early in the countrys president ial elections. Special premises have been opened in rear areas. Field commissions will be sent to the front line. Early voting is taking place in hardtoreach areas throughout russia. In the severodonetsk direction, the crew of Russian Helicopters hit new enemy targets. Our Pilots Received the coordinates of the earth and set out on a combat course. There was a group in it included the strike k52, transport combat mi35m and multipurpose mi8. Crews flew helicopters at extremely low altitudes t