Steve tonight join jimmy and his guests gwyneth paltromusical guest ale, and the legendary roots crew and now hereimmy jimmy welcome to the tonight show, everybody thank you so much for tuning in, i appreciate it. What a show we have for you tonight. Gwyneth paltrow is here. [ applause ] i want to get some face tips from gwenny. I dont even call her gwenny, but anyway i did it tonight. Zachary quinto is on the show. I going to talk to zacky and see what we i dont really call him zacky, but you know what, maybe tonight i will who knows . And then Alec Benjamin [ applause ] lecy is doing a new song tonight. Lets get to some news earlier today President Trump held a press conference in the white house rose garden. He was there to sign an executive order on Police Reform but when the topic of a coronavirus cure came up, he looks like he got a little side tracked along the way. Check it out these are the people. The best, the smartest, the most brilliant anywhere. And theyve come up with th
The warriors fas k tonight. Much of the focus today was on whether kevin durant would be able to play in the game. Coach steve kerr said durant is either going to play or hes not. And he was right. [ laughter ] he did play. How the game turned out we dont know yet because we shoot our show at 5 00 in l. A. And the game starts at 6 00 in l. A. Even though the game is not in l. A. Its in toronto. Why they say in l. A. Makes no its all very confusing. But youll get it figured out for us, right, guillermo . Guillermo right, jimmy. Jimmy thank you very much. [ laughter ] meanwhile i dont know if this has anything to do with the raptors but this is very odd. Last night Justin Bieber tweeted i want to challenge tom cruise to fight in the octagon. Tom, if you dont take this fight, youre scared and you will never live it down. Who is willing to put on the fight . danawhite. Who runs the ufc. The raptors go up 31, all of a sudden every canadian thinks hes mike tyson. [ laughter ] but starting a
how silky smooth my back is right now, you d understand. fyi, my waxer started a gofundme to cover her therapy bills. get well soon tatyana. but it s a good day to mark your calendar because we may have found an honest politician. jeff jackson a north carolina democrat and freshman rep i m sorry, fresh person rep, looked into a camera and said something we ve all suspected but couldn t prove. that his colleagues are a bunch of phonies who don t believe a word of their own [bleep]. it was nice knowing you jeff. say hello to hillary before you re jeffrey epsteined. i m still brand new to congress i ve only been there a hundred days and i don t know if i m not supposed to say this out loud but it s true and important and if you don t know this you need to. it s really clear from working there for just a few months that most of the real angry voices in congress are totally faking it. these people who have built their brands around being perpetually outraged, it s an act. la
States. The state of alabama had a special election to decide whether or not an alleged sexual predator of young girls would be their senator. Remember when we used to find out senators were dirt bags after we elected them . I dont know the results yet. The polls just closed. I do know that roy moore, he shouldnt even be in im not talking about the senate race. I mean the human race. Today he rode a horse named sassy to his polling place. Young girls love ponies, i guess. Theres been plenty of opposition to roy moore even within his own party. The other republican senator from alabama spoke out against him and said he did not vote for him. President trumps daughter eivankaa spoke out against him. She said theres a special place in hell for people who prey on children. Before that, theres a special place for him in the senate. By me. So there are rumblings, if he wins, Republican Leaders might not even put roy moore on any committees. Which would be roy moore could become the first pers
With jon batiste and stay human. And now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, its Stephen Colbert cheers and applause stephen thank you very much thank you, thank you. Hey, everybody please have a seat, everybody please stephen welcome, welcome, one and all, to the late show. Im your host, Stephen Colbert. cheers and applause thank you very much. A lot of excitement. Great audience. I cant blame them. First of all, happy hannukah, everbody. Todays the first night of hannukah, when good jewish boys and gisp from their beds to see their parents going to work because they dont have the day off. Its also a big election day in alabama. And now its official roy moore is or is not our newest u. S. Senator. Long before the polls closed. One thing we do know is how roy moore got to the polls. He arrived on horseback yes and i just want to say to roy moore, hello you and the horse you rode in on. cheers and applause heres a bit of an eyebrow raiser the horses name is sass