greg: she still made it here. julie joins us as well. [applause] despite the fact that kat ditched her at the club. what a mess. and of course, there is dana perino, she is here. yay! she spent all night prepping for the show. greg: you never do that on the the five. and last but not least, buck sexton. he has a new radio show with clay travis. here they are celebrating when they got the news. [bleep] greg: sad news about clay, though. so what should we talk about
light pole, and i got screwed. i shoplifted a couple times. i was very young. and i got caught. how does this end up in your bag? i didn t put it there somebody else must have. but these are the kind of compulsive lies that do not surprise me. so when you come forward and you say, you know, deny, deny, deny. like when i chewed up my boyfriend when i was 17 years old. that is what you get for eavesdropping, shame on you. so shame on you, because i know, i speak from experience. but unfortunately he s going to drive us through the mud. greg: he did that. what you are describing should be called a cuomo which is when they catch you in a lie, you turn it back on them. always! greg: i m telling you, i was a pro. i mean, much, much long ago. greg: all right, kat. if he doesn t step down, what does that do to this me too movement? i think it s horrible,
selling earplugs in kat s apartment paired the reconsidering adding photos back in. the lesson here, when you try too hard to be woke, you focus too much on race than making sure your boats don t crash. i don t want anyone working for me to be any more good-looking than i am. here are my latest candidates for my personal assistant. this is hans. this is lars. and this is clive. they are also playing come it s a shame i had to let them all go. but the pigs in my farm upstate were pleased. because you murdered them and fed them to the pigs? greg: yes, thank you. thank you for explaining that. greg: how are you doing? i don t like you were in the cia? yes, making lattes. the first thing you do on any cia mission is make sure you know where to put the coffee
it s like game of thrones, minus the brother sister marriage. unless you are ilhan omar. it s like snow shovels the day before a nor easter. you have unhinged politicians who don t need to buy guns threatening citizens who realize the second amendment may be the only protection they have. they are to shut down the first amendment and are working their way through the list. it s like brian stelter eating his way through the menu at mcdonald s. now she claims she gets death threats, and i don t doubt it. if you are in the public eye, that is a certainty. i get them regularly. almost always from the same email address. but at least, you know. at least kat has the decency to threaten me in person. but do i have a full security detail? no. well yes, if you count my yellow belt and a slap fighting peer the radicals are no longer in the streets, they are now in office. they are making changes and they are taking names. they are protected, you aren t.
america is more diverse, it s happening all across the country. just look at demographics all across. so at some point, we may actually get to meritocracy. greg: yes, it will work its way like it s always worked its way forward. there s obviously a half feet don t like happy medium and quotas. it s called, letting it happen, kat. you think china s worried about the sort of thing question mike no. greg: thank you. i do not think china is worried about this sort of thing. and when i was reading this i was like, okay, this is the first time that this is happened. there are pictures, no pictures, no pictures. i m like guys, you are doing that? you shouldn t be spending that much time doing that, especially because now you are seen hey, it s not really working out how you wanted to. the number one thing, like you said, you should really have concern about keeping us safe. greg: you are old navy.