Of force policies. Reporter and two things can this is a blender recipe. Be true. There are protesters who are all the eggs, flour, sugar, salt, you name it. Peacefully here, who are blitz the whole thing and its done. Daunted and intimidated by also i just want you to know that seeing police in riot gear and this is a trusted butcher nonstick pan. It comes out of the pan so well, watch this. Feel as though their rights are infringed by the heavy police applause presence. At the same time these same take some fresh strawberries and watch this officers, they are taking it in how nice and how thin i can get these every direction with bottles, little slices of strawberries that just go like this. Rockets, everything else. They deserve to go home safely you just take the strawberries and just kinda to their families. Let them fall into place that make you super happy, reporter this viral video take this warm crepe layer that just sits showing officer jared making right beautiful on top of
Goes dark, the worlds worst billionaire, and i think the president , might be racist. So lets catch up on todays headlines. All right, lets begin with news from who hollywood. They gave us black superheros, then we got black mermaids, and now we may be getting a black spy. The next james bond star to receive a license to kill will be a first in franchise history. The daily mail reporting british actress la shana lynch will be revealed as the next 007 agent in the new bond 25 movie. Lynch will be the first black woman to play the role. The movie is due out next year. Trevor oh, hell, yeah cheers and applause 007 is going to be a black woman are you serious . This is so dope yeah, because shes probably going to kick ass as much as he did and this will be the first movie where we see die of a lethal dose of sideeye. Really, when the villain captures her, i have one question for you, 007. Can i touch your hair, please . I never saw that, before, wow my favorite part is when the bad guys ar
And neither do these people. The plain simple truth is that nobody is psychic. Theres a logical explanation for every psychic story youve ever heard. Do you think thats true . It must be true. The kid is psychic. But i dont suppose it really matters much, because in the end, the way i caught the killer was with good oldfashioned police work. Come on, murphy. Well, young man, i guess that just leaves one score to settle. You cant hurt me. Then let this be our final battle. [all imitating spacey sound effects] oh, stop it stop it [electricity buzzes] [glass shatters] theres a logical explanation for that. Captioning by captionmax www. Captionmax. Com from comedy centrals world news headquarters in new york, this is the daily show with trevor noah. cheers and applause trevor welcome to the daily show, everybody were back thank you for coming out, everybody cheers and applause our guest tonight is a fashion icon whose new memoir is called dapper dan made in harlem. Dapper dan is joining us
These good boys deserve a treaty. Coming this summit. Announcer its the late show with Stephen Colbert. Tonight he said, xi said. Plus stephen welcomes bill hader. And musical guest james bay. Featuring jon batiste and stay human. And now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, its Stephen Colbert cheers and applause stephen whooo. Hello thanks, everybody, thank you so much. Welcome, welcome one and all. Ladies and gentlemen, children of all ages, welcome to the late show. Im your host, Stephen Colbert. Remember during the campaign in 2016, when the president said that were going to win so much we get tired of winning . laughter wall street got there first. Because today, the dow plunged 617 points. audience reacts to put that loss into perspective, we have a report from the late shows financial correspondent laughter stephen the stock market he will be missed. The stock market, it was reacting evidently to the breakdown of negotiations between the United States an
See how no good deed goes unpuni unpunished. Plus the buzzword for your shot to win a ipad mini. And couples put to the test. With extreme alarm clocks. Is it going to fly away . Why thats not the worst one. 2 00 a. M. . No. You and i know as reporters asking the tough questions can be difficult sometimes. The guy on the left is roberto spota. His graebrother carmine is a reported mob boss sentenced to 30 years. The guy on the right is the reporter asking the hardhitting questions of roberto. He was grilling him and roberto seemed quite happy to answer questions but when the reporter started answering questions about the Political Support that roberto was throwing behind a particular candidate, thats when he finally decided, interview over. Ow. Whoa. That was a monster. Just walk away, dude. You did say hes a mob boss. Well his brother is. This guy has learned moves over the years. Massive head butt right to the reporters face. Then goes after him in the street with what looks to be a