These good boys deserve a treaty. Coming this summit. Announcer its the late show with Stephen Colbert. Tonight he said, xi said. Plus stephen welcomes bill hader. And musical guest james bay. Featuring jon batiste and stay human. And now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, its Stephen Colbert cheers and applause stephen whooo. Hello thanks, everybody, thank you so much. Welcome, welcome one and all. Ladies and gentlemen, children of all ages, welcome to the late show. Im your host, Stephen Colbert. Remember during the campaign in 2016, when the president said that were going to win so much we get tired of winning . laughter wall street got there first. Because today, the dow plunged 617 points. audience reacts to put that loss into perspective, we have a report from the late shows financial correspondent laughter stephen the stock market he will be missed. The stock market, it was reacting evidently to the breakdown of negotiations between the United States andinn tradearuh what is it good for i am really asking say it again yall cheers and applause stephen thank you, jon. cheers and applause heres what happened. After over a year of tense negotiations, last week, our delegates in beijing were banging out the details of a final trade agreement. But, the u. S. Balked when china said they were no longer willing to commit to changing laws covering intellectual property, forced technology transfer, subsidies and other issues. They also objected to publication of all the details of the agreement, preferring a summary. Oh laughter really . The white house is upset because china wants to release a summary . laughter as trump no way. No way, xi. I know how summaries work. Its gonna be four pages long and a bucket o lies. So talks broke down on friday, and trump imposed his tariffs. And hes warning china to cave soon. as trump the deal will become far worse for them if it has to be negotiated in my second term. Would be wise for them to act now, but love collecting big tariffs as trump rapping i like big tariffs and i cannot lie you other leaders cant deny when xi walks in with the itty bitty trade and the soy beans in your face you get sprung sprung laughter cheers and applause the president thinks he can outlast the chinese, because he sees tariffs as free money. Our country can take in 120 billion a year in tariffs, paid for mostly by china, by the way. Not by us. A lot of people try to steer it in a different direction. Its really paid ultimately, its paid for by largely by china. Stephen notice how that claim gets weaker the longer that sentence goes on . laughter as trump its paid mostly by china. Largely. Somewhat. Kinda sorta. I mean, thats what i heard. They dont pay anything. Were screwed. laughter but and spoiler trump is lying. laughter as Chris Wallace pointed out yesterday to white house Economic Advisor and last living california raisin, larry laughter cheers and applause ooh, i bet you wonder how i knew larry kudlow. Its not china that pays tariffs. Its the american importers, the American Companies that pay what in effect is a tax increase and oftentimes passes it on to u. S. Consumers. Fair enough. In fact, both sides will pay. Both sides will pay in these things. Its u. S. Businesses and u. S. Consumers who pay, correct . Yes, to some extent. I dont disagree with that. Again, both sides, both sides will suffer on this. Stephen yeah, technically one side pays the price, but both sides suffer. It is a bold marketing strategy. It reminds of the ad campaign taco bell everyone will suffer. laughter cheers and applause ooh, i bet you wonder how i knew about your plans to make me blue Stephen Wallace continued to drag kudlow kicking and screaming into reality. How long is President Trump prepared to wage this trade war with china, which clearly has cost to the American Economy and consumers and businesses . Well, i dont know. I mean, can i substitute trade negotiation for trade war . Stephen no, you cant. Nice try, though. I know why you want to change it, because it makes it seem less dangerous. Theres a reason why no one went to see avengers infinity negotiation. laughter now, ultimately, kudlow did admit that americans will pay for the tariffs, but this morning, trump disagreed, tweeting, their is no reason for the u. S. Consumer to pay the tariffs, which take effect on china today. And there is no reason to use that their in that there sentence. And, again, its not cheers and applause and, again, its not true. We pay. Maybe thats a good thing. Maybe it is a bad thing, i dont know. I understand economics as well as donald trump does. I bet if i tried i could lose 10 billion. In retaliation, china is raising tariffs on 60 billion of u. S. Goods, mostly Agricultural Products starting june 1. But dont worry, farmers, trump has a plan. as trump we will be taking in tens of billions of dollars in tariffs from china. Buyers of product can make it themselves in the u. S. A. Ideal or buy it from non tariffed countries dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, we will then spend match or better the money that china may no longer be spending with our great patriot Farmers Agriculture which is a small percentage of total tariffs received, and distribute the food to starving people in nations around the world great maga laughter so give the money cheers and applause to the farmers, give the food to starving people. The only way trump can give anything to poor people is out of spite. as trump do you see what you made me do, china . You made me give food to starving people. Come back to the negotiating table right now before i giveci. Ill do okay. Im talking universal health care, dont push me. These tariffs could raise the price of a huge range of products, including dog collars, apparel made from reptile leather, mattress supports, and Christmas Tree lights. I mean, thats really going to hurt the holidaythemed sex dungeon industry. laughter cheers and applause and thanks to trump, we were finally moaning Merry Christmas again. laughter weve got weve got an update on the democratic primaries for you folks. And ill tell you all about it in tonights doin it donkey style. Universal basic income stephen now, its big news out there for president ial candidate, and High School Senior calling shotgun for the drive to beach week, mayor pete buttigieg. He was recently mayor pete is here tonight. And mayor pete was recently honored with an original trump nickname. Over the weekend trump compared him to alfred e. Neuman, the mascot for mad magazine. Now, if are you too young to know the reference, magazines were these thick stacks of paper with pictures and words on them. A lot of fun. Lets give trumps nickname a test drive this is alfred e. Neuman. And this is pete buttigieg. I see the similarity in that they are both more qualified to be president than donald trump. cheers and applause and cheers and applause didnt realize, they all came for that joke. When confronted with the trump slam, buttigieg was ready with a sick burn of his own donald trump today compared you to the mad magazine mascot. He said, alfred e. Neuman can never be president. Whats your response . So, ill be honest, i had to google that. And i guess its a generational thing. I didnt get the reference. laughter cheers and applause stephen damn, booty laughter as pete oh, i look like a cartoon character . Well, youre a million years old. By the way, i got the reference, pete. I guess its a generational thing. laughter sad piano music but buttigieg didnt leave it there. I was thinking of the chinese proverb that goes, when the wind changes, some people build walls and some people build windmills. Stephen its a nice thought, but thanks to trumps tariffs, saying that chinese proverb now costs 80. While trumps friendship with xi jinping might be on the rocks, its also been a rough time for his good buddy, russian resident and man who puts the death in suddendeath overtime, vladimir putin. laughter on friday, putin took part in an annual exhibition hockey game in sochi, and he reportedly scored eight goals. Yeah. No surprise, he has an incredible slapshot, where, if you dont let him score, you are slapped and then shot. laughter cheers and applause lets go to the highlights. Putin collects the puck, and the defender suddenly remembers he has a family the goalie switches teams in a stunning upset he scores cheers and applause but after applause after he dominated the game, during his victory skate, putin faced his greatest opponent yet a piece of rug and im being told that rug was murdered and rolled up in a bigger rug. laughter weve got a great show for you tonight. cheers and applause bill hader is here. But when we return, meanwhile stick around. cheers and applause Wireless Network claims are so confusing. Americas most reliable network. The nations largest and most reliable network. The best network is even better . Best, fastest, best. Enough. Sprints doing things differently. Theyre offering a new 100 total satisfaction guarantee. I mean i think Sprints Network and savings are great, but dont just take my word for it. Try it out and decide for yourself. 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Stephen i was down, my wife and i and our daughter, actually, were down in nashville, i was at the ryman auditorium, the grand old opry to interview michelle obama. It was her last stop on the book tour. It was fantastic. You know, folks, i spend so much time grilling up the perfectly marbled wagyu beef medallions that are the news and my monologue over there, that sometimes i have to hack off the gristle and mix it up with generous helpings of corn and beef pulp to make the news can of dog food that is my segment, meanwhile cheers and applause never fails. They always, always are excited, always, it is amazing. Meanwhile, meanwhile mania. Jon people love it. Stephen meanwhile, great news for constance wu and her hit show fresh off the boat. It was announced on friday that its being renewed for a sixth season. So an overjoyed wu went straight on twitter to gush, so upset right now that im literally crying. Ugh. bleep . And bleep hell. And under the networks announcement on instagram, she wrote dislike. laughter well thatll be a fun first day back on set. Hey, everyone so excited to be back were a family. Now, which Family Member pooped in my dressing room . No one knew why this upset her, and after a backlash accusing wu of ingratitude, she tweeted, yall are making a lot of assumptions about what i was saying. And no, its not what its about. Stop assuming. Yeah, yall stop assuming this was about the renewal just because a fan tweeted at her congrats on your renewal great news and she tweeted back no, its not. laughter okay . Stop taking her words in context. laughter then, wu cleared everything up, tweeting this long clarification that she was angry because the renewal meant she had to give up another project that i was really passionate about, and that other project would have challenged me as an artist, adding even my closest friends are baffled at how i could value artistic challenge difficulties over success happiness. But i do. I know its weird. In fact, even as i tweet this, my closest friends are giving me this really baffled look, and waving their arms and doing this, because im such an artist. But weirdest of all was that she wrapped it all up with its meaningful when you make the choice to believe women. Okay. I wasnt talking about my show except that i was, because of art, hashtag me too, in conclusion black lives matter, gay rights are human rights, release the full report, what about barb . laughter cheers and applause meanwhile. Meanwhile, a florida man got a d. U. I. After crashing a lawnmower into a police car. laughter yet another headline that did not need to specify what state it happened in. Laughter Police say police say the suspects drivers license has been suspended since 1978, his bloodalcohol content registered. 241, more than threa that he also had cocainehi system. laughter wow. When im bored doing yard work, i usually just listen to a podcast. laughter meanwhile, a growing number of studies indicate that the Conference Room air may be making you dumber. Specifically the air coming from rick. laughter no one likes your idea, rick stop pushing it. Since 2012, eight studies have considered the effects of co2 accumulating from people breathing in a meeting, including one study that features a section explaining the purpose of ventilation. laughter you know the old saying, the person conducting the Laboratory Study on the purpose of ventilation, dealt it. laughter meanwhile, Justin Bieber and ed sheeran announced theyve collaborated on a new single called i dont care. I assume its about my response mr. Sheeran. cheers and applause mr. Sheeran, please join us again. Big fan. Meanwhile, in historical drug news, researchers have found ancient hallucinogens in a thousandyearold shamanic pouch. Sure they did. I swear its not mine, officer Im Just Holding that pouch for my friend whos an ancient shaman laughter the pouch was found in bolivia, and contains the earliest known evidence of ayahuasca preparation, including drugs like psilocyin, a chemical component of psychedelic mushrooms, and cocaine. Which explains why the cave it was found in was covered in rambling pitch ideas for a new app. laughter okay, its like uber bu ho a r thatelivers is anyone writing this down . laughter cheers and applause lets go running, lets go running, you want to run . Lets go running right now. I love you. Meanwhile, a woman was arrested after she repeatedly tried to enter c. I. A. Headquarters and asked to speak with agent penis. laughter oh, lady, that guy at the bar was not a spy. laughter well be right back with bill hader. cheers and applause [radio Weather Report playing] [airpod case clicking open] hey siri, play me something new. Music playing it was just past one when two three men from four five step to me door like oh my gosh just throw that cash in a black bag run around the back and pull up the track, cause yaow i just learnt some jazz today, its true you gon learn you gon learn you gon learn, hey hey, who are you . Oh, hey jeff, im a car thief. 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Folks, my first guest tonight is an emmyawardwinning actor and saturday night live alum who created and stars in hbos barry. An audition, you . Yeah. Have an audition . Yeah. What, are they reading extras now . No, its so weird, sally said the same thing. Whats the part . It is a guy named j. T. In a movie called swim instructors. How many of these did you print . Its just one. Its four scenes. Holy moley, j. T. Is on every page. Its a lot of lines, barry. Yeah, i think hes one of the leads. No you say, oh, were just a bunch ofm inors. Ths the title. t tphen easeelcomeill hader. cheers and applause what a nice audience, oh my god. Stephen they are a nice audience. We decided to get you a nice one. Thank you, thank you. Stephen because i never had you on before. No, this is may first time on the show. Stephen of course i wanted you to have a nice audience. Thanks, buddy. Stephen you say it before, you said it again. Thanks buddy. I like the buddy. Yeah, im from tulsa, oklahoma, everyone is like no way yeah, you got out. Stephen we broht in a lot of people from oklahoma for you. You guys got out. Stephen barry gets great reviews. It is 99 on rotten tomatoes. But i tell you, you want another good review . What . Stephen i think it i its absolutely oh, wow. cheers and applause stephen i got dragged in to the barry world by my 17 year old son where he said you should really see this show. And ive only seen season two, i havent seen season one. Then does it make sense at all . Stephen it does, my son explains it as were going along. And it is, a, it seems really true to me. Because i went to acting classes. Yeah. Stephen everything in the i dont know what the life of an assassin is like. Right. Stephen but i do know what the life of an acting student is like, and every word is absolutely perfect. Did you go to acting classes . No, i went to second city in l. A. , so i did the second city improv training but i never went to real acting classes. So we had to like go to the acting class. Abing an actor so i d thto are u are onevision,ummy. You know, and im like, yeah, but im not too good, you know. So. Stephen it just came natural. It just came natural, i dont know. I mean, some people have it and some people dont. Fortunately i got a lot of it. laughter like a real dirt bag. Stephen the situation of like the assassin, veteran assassin who becomes, goes into acting classes, how did that gestate in you . Where did it it is an odd it is an odd combination, you dont automatically go i will watch that, and sometimes it takes season two before you say you have to watch this or im an idiot for not watching it. How did that come about . Alec berg, who i do the show with, he and i just went and sat down and started talking about ideas. And i was like, what if we do a show about like, a hitman, you know . And he was like, i dont like, i hate hitmen, that is the guy with the skinny tie. Hes like, there are more hitmen in movies and television than in real life. It is like, dog catcher. You know what i mean . Its like not a thing. And a dog catcher walks up. No, no, no. But it was not a real thing and he goes i hate that idea. I go, no, but it would be me. And he went, oh, thats funny. And then very quickly we got on the idea that he would be in an acting class. I have no idea how he came up with that but and then hes in an acting class, like great, and that was it. And then we went to hbo and they went, huh, okay. And we pitched it to them and they were like, all right. Well see. Stephen this is one of the few shows on hbo that isnt ending this week. I know, its true. Isnt that crazy . I know, they were like i hope this is okay. We just want to you know, you are going to be after game of thrones. And i was like what . oh no. And no, we got like 2. 5 Million Viewers when the episode, when the game of thrones was our leadin and i would like to think that 2. 5 Million People just decided to tune in on our third episode in season two. It has nothing to do with dragons. Stephen you know, so eight seasons on saturday night live. Do you miss the live shows at all . No, no, not at all. Stephen you dont miss the energy . I got very nervous. I have bad anxiety, so i had real bad stage fright that never went away. And then Lorne Michaels tried to help me after season four, he went you know, you can work here as long as you want. And that was his way of like chill the bleep out. laughter stephen so it wasnt anxiety about success. No, no, anxiety of just the red light comes on and im like, wait, what is my line . You have one shot at landing a thing, and it is in front much the whole nation, and you are just like oh, oh gosh, you know. So then it got into a thing where i would get so nervous and i would start breaking and stephen did it manifest itself physically, like aches or pains, or. Yeah,eah, i would get very, start to one time i wanted to put my hand in front of my face. Isnt that weird. I want to put my hand in front of the face and that is where the stefon stuff came from, thats where that came from, because i was so nervous. I was like, i remember playing Julian Assange once and i had a drink and i kept bringing it up like this, and the stage manager was at the camera going i was like and im talking into a cup and then the next chris kelly the other stage manager is like. Stephen you are also known for your impressions, al pacino, vincent price, clint eastwood. Real current stuff, what the kids are listening to, myrna lloyd, herbert marshal, you know. Stephen you do james mason. I do do james mason, i did it in my audition. Stephen i actually have a james mason. Very few people have a james mason. Mine is. We do have fun, dont we though . And i will buy you a new dress and well have a party and no more boys. Yeah, thats the one. cheers and applause stephen thank you. Im going to shoot you, quilty. Yeah, its when hes painting her toe nails. Stephen no new boys. Thats so funny. Yeah, i did him in my audition. It was him with an expired Gift Certificate for a dozen donuts. Stephen do you mind . I would like to buy a dozen donuts with this Gift Certificate. And i would also like your biggest bottle of im sorry . I see. laughter how much are the donuts without the Gift Certificate . I see. That was it. cheers and applause stephen levels. So many levels of sadness, no acting classes. Stephen you are telling me no acting classes. No acting classes. Stephen we will take a little break, but dont go away, well be right back with more bill hader. Were going to talk about his upcoming projects. cheers and applause new magnum ice cream. Double sea salt caramel. Carefully made to be broken. 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Together we chilis, oh yeah baby yeah i like to plan my activities before i take trip, with tripadvisor, its easy to discover over 100,000 bookable things to do, from walking tours in rome to Wine Tastings in tuscany, and if you like what you see, you can book it with ease. Just another way tripadvisor helps you make your trip a masterpiece. Hoo read reviews, check hotel prices, book things to do. Tripadvisor. cheers and applause stephen hey, were back here with the lovely and talented bill hader. cheers and applause barry as i said is amazing. It is dramatic, its funny, there is even some action in it. Yeah. Stephen its incredible. It proves you can do anything, you know, so i was not surprised when i found out you have so many projects. So many projects coming up, bill hader. I do have, i have a lot of projects, a lot of movies coming up. Stephen im especially excited because i recently learned i am in all of them with you. Yes, yes, you are. We did a lot of movies together. Stephen without even remembering that we had. Yeah. I dont remember most of the movies i make. Stephen yeah. And it will be interesting because we dont know these movies, i have forgotten what they are. Yeah. Stephen in fact, my Graphics Team put together posters for these movies. Oh, good. Stephen have i gotten off the premise of this bit well yet . I think so. Stephen so the idea is these are movies that you and i are in that we dont know what they are. We condition see the poster. I this will jog our memory, lets check it out. Stephen is it still worth doing at this point. I feel like were both committing to because of the classes we took. laughter stephen this is maybe coming soon. Stephen welcome. Welcome to maybe coming soon. Bill, ready for the first one we are doing . Yeah. Stephen friends in small places. His little brother keeps getting littler. laughter i do remember this one. Stephen this th one was your idea. This was a pitch i had when i was on mesculin. Stephen you found it in this ancient bolivian pouch, remember . Yeah, yeah. And i took a helicopter to your house at 12 00 in the morning and i said steve, wake up, i was on the bullhorn, i want to pitch you a movie. Stephen and i said im in. No, let me hear the whole thing. And the thing was you were so far away that he looked tiny. I went tiny and you went, but what if you were small . And i went well, im the brother. Stephen right. And then we twist it around. Stephen but technically, if you are the brother, then so am i. So am i. laughter and applause stephen this one, this is for the halloween season. Cops and gobblers. Stephen these officers are for the birds. The birds, yes. Was the title of a foreign movie, actually,. Stephen that we had to pay them off. Exactly. That was a nice group. Stephen this was, this was, you and i are both were cops. Stephen cops, but were also vegan. No, we are vegan. And we are trying we are trying to save these turkeys from, you know thaks giving. Stephen right, yeah. But theyre criminals. But theyre criminals. It sounds complicated and a hat on a hat on a hat, but its not, actually very small, based on a short story by tolstoy. Stephen right. Originally a goose. It was a goose. Stephen this is. laughs tephen this is an action adventure. Yeah. Stephen you beat out. I beat out so many people for this part. Stephen you beat out hanks, tom hanks was originally in galileos bones. Inside every great is a bunch of bones. And i got the part because i came up with the tag line, remember. Stephen right. And you guys went you should play it. Stephen you were just stopping by. I just stopped by, the posters when you were shooting, tom hanks was shooting it and he goes, well, give it to hader. You play a tibetan monk that was my college professor. Stephen i taught you tibetan. Yeah, ends in a nice little musical number. Stephen right. Very sweet. Stephen very bollywood. Very bollywood. Sully 2 . Look at his face. Stephen this is your captain speaking. I have an evil twin. Stephen i got top billing. You did get top billing, again, your idea because this is you think it was an inside job. Stephen right. You thought sully was a real thing. Stephen yeah, because when they took the engine apart they didnt find the geese in there but they found an exact replica of Sully Sullenberger stuck in the engine. What actually happens in this one is that his evil twin tries to take over the plane and he push them out the window and he gets sucked in there and loses an eye. Stephen thats all he loses in the engine, that saul he reloses. Stephen now it is revenge, and crystal you will. What gives him a life force. I dont, he says aint i a stinker . A lot. It is really cheers and applause laughter stephen i dont know when this will actually make it to air. So wonderful to see you, bill, barry Season Finale is this sunday on hbo. Bill hader, everybody. Well be back with a performance by james bay. 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Com and get rewarded basically everywhere. Hotels. Com. Be there. Do that. Get rewarded. cheers and applause band playing almost time for me to go. Well, what if i. Drove me home . What if we lost track of time . What if we took a leap of faith . Whoohoo what if you. Missed my flight next week . The allnew rav4. Toyota. Lets go places. Oh, pete . cmon man. What . We said pantyhose right . Here, eat this. Creamy snickers®. You could use a little smoothness. Pete . Pete zagorin . Get smooth with the freshground nut butters in new creamy snickers®. Charmin ultra soft its softer than ever. Charmin ultra soft is softer than ever. So its harder to resist. Okay, this is getting a little weird. Enjoy the go with charmin stephen his e. P. , oh my messy mind, came out on friday. Performing bad, ladies and gentlemen, james bay cheers and applause i know it hurts that we dont touch anymore its even worse because we built this from the floor its just as hard for me to know i might see you round its just as hard for me to worry bout reachin out the more i think about you the more i keep the ghost alive yeah, the more i think about you the more i keep the ghost alive i want you bad but its done im bleeding out cause we cant go on i want you bad til i shake i want what we had but whats broken dont unbreak just when im ready to get over you you call me up and then i crumble when you say youre getting over us but the more i think about you the more i keep the ghost alive yeah, the more that im without you the less i know if i was right i want you bad, but its done im bleeding out cause we cant go on i want you bad, til i shake i want what we had but whats broken dont unbreak and i wont tell you what i want to what i want to im falling through i cant hide it but i learn to cuz i want you bad but its done im bleeding out cause we cant go on i want you bad til i shake i want what we had but whats broken dont unbreak yeah, i want you bad but its done i want you bad but we cant go on cheers and applause Stephen James bay, everybody that was beautiful, thank you so much for being here. Thank you for having me. Stephen well be right back. Ok, so, we live with at t. We also live with at ts internet security. Do you know the mothers maiden name . At t theres an army of weirdos outside. Theyre just trying to get on your network. Why didnt you alert us . Alerts arent really my thing. What is your thing . Ok, i am sensing a little hostility from you, janet. So im going to be the grownup here and excuse myself. Stop living with at t. Switch to xfinity for realtime security alerts for all your connected devices. Stephen thats it for the late show. Now stick around for mr. James alfredo corden. Good night captioning sponsored by cbs captioned by Media Access Group at wgbh access. Wgbh. Org are you ready yall to have some fun feel the love tonight dont you worry where it is you come from itll be all right its the late, late show reggie ladies and gentlemen, all the way from inside where