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was going on here? no, actually really what is going on? i think i know what the problem is. i ll take care of it. all right, joe. i can t believe this. they know we are tapeing a show. we are out number. data, come on, we are trying to film a show. take 5. i was adding ink. i thought your show got canceled. i m always the last to know. what do you think of this? they look pretty wicked. i gotta go. [cheers and applause] well. got some guns on her, joe. yeah. all right. back to the news. i think. where am i? okay. the naacp has issued a formal travel advisory for the state of florida. and why you ask? is it the weather, the crime, the iguanas falling from the sky? if you go to florida you might stay there and that can t help. they say, quote governor ron dayne aggressive attempts to erase black history restrict diversity programs and florida skills and that s the reason and first it s not true. black history is being taught. the rest of its a compliment accusi
i m judge a jeanine alongford with harold ford. d greg gutfeld. it s 5:00 in new york city, and this is the five. [laughs] are you happy, greg? this is the five. the squad s hamas caucus is demanding more campus chaos, while denying the threat to jewish students that jewish students face from anti-semitic mobs. the nypd busting up two more anti-israel protests, clearing out encampments at nyu and the new school. it was a less confrontational scene compared to madness at ucla and colombia, with some protesters obeying orders from the police to disperse and get out of their tents. but leave it to the squad to give cover to the mob. the radical progressive lawmakers are downplaying anti-semitism. the same to a jewish student, to a palestinian student, to everybody, that it is really important to educate yourself about what is anti-semitic, about what is islamophobic. i visited the columbia encampment last week, and they were completely peaceful. i also met with so-
with harold ford jr., brian kilmeade, katie pavlich, and greg gutfeld. it s 5:00 in new york city, and this is the five. [laughs] are you happy, greg? this is the five. the squad s hamas caucus is demanding more campus chaos, while denying the threat to jewish students that jewish students face from anti-semitic mobs. the nypd busting up two more anti-israel protests, clearing out encampments at nyu and the new school. it was a less confrontational scene compared to madness at ucla and colombia, with some protesters obeying orders from the police to disperse and get out of their tents. but leave it to the squad to give cover to the mob. the radical progressive lawmakers are downplaying anti-semitism. the same to a jewish student, to a palestinian student, to everybody, that it is really important to educate yourself about what is anti-semitic, about what is islamophobic. i visited the columbia encampment last week, and they were completely peaceful. i also met wit
[applause] greg: yes, yes, yes! happy monday, everybody. you look fantastic. lying. so let s talk about chauvin. you remember the minneapolis cop convicted of killing george floyd. chauvin was just stabbed in federal prison. likely by some inmate wanting to gain street credit. what an eerie coincidence that chauvin gets stabbed just as a new documentary examines his arrest and prosecution comes out. and the documentary makes some amazing claims. if they are accurate, could expose a pretty big lie. a lie that cost lives including black ones, and billions of dollars in damages. it s at the heart of the breakdown of law and order and the reason why drugstore dee edrant is locked up. let s do a quick recap of the facts in case you re in a coma or joe scarborough. in 2020 floyd tried to pass counterfeit bills at a grocery store while null of enough drugs to make charlie sheen drool. thank to the fake money, they called the cops. that s it. after that our view of the case was