hello, america. i m jimmy fallon, the king locke of late night. greg gutfeld is out. and that s a good thing becaus,e would totally trash this jacket from my overweight figure skater collection like, listen, folks, greg bashes my wardrobe a lot. but in my defense, unlike greg, i can t borrow clothes from peter dinklage. jimmy. anyway, we have a great show for you tonight with a. but before we get to them, it is friday. now, the normal tradition on gutfeld is that we d open with leftovers. but seeing as it s the last episod leftov the e of 2023, the produe agreed to let me share my final thoughts on the year. if it s okay with you people. final thoughts now.. to be honest, 2023 was a bit of a dumpster fire, but it did teach us a lot things. , for instance, but why taught us that this was not what customers meant when they asked the bartender for a beer with some nut some s nut so silly. yeah. the mulvaney story turned the of beers into the rodney king of beers. but
hello, america. i am jimmy fay locke, king of late-night and greg bashes my wardrobe a lot, but i am like greg, i can t broke legs from we have a great show for you tonight with a panel. it is friday, the tradition on gutfeld as we open with leftovers but seeing is it s th last episode of 2023 the producers agreed to let me shar my final thoughts on the year i it s okay with you. to be honest 2023 was a bit of a dumpster fire, but it did teach us a lot of things for instance, it taught us that thi was not the customers meant whe he asked a bartender for a beer with some nuts. [cheers and applause] the craziest part is they gave him a commemorative can to celebrate one year of womanhood. so technically speaking they gave beer to a one -year-old girl. i m not sure that s what they meant by drink responsibly, but we are vr. don lemon told us it s possible to suck so bad even cnn will fire you. lemon, if you remember got into hot water after saying that nikki haley was past
hello, america. i am jimmy fay locke, king of late-night and greg bashes my wardrobe a lot, but i am like greg, i can t broke legs from we have a great show for you tonight with a panel. it is friday, the tradition on gutfeld as we open with leftovers but seeing is it s th last episode of 2023 the producers agreed to let me shar my final thoughts on the year i it s okay with you. to be honest 2023 was a bit of a dumpster fire, but it did teach us a lot of things for instance, it taught us that thi was not the customers meant whe he asked a bartender for a beer with some nuts. [cheers and applause] the craziest part is they gave him a commemorative can to celebrate one year of womanhood. so technically speaking they gave beer to a one -year-old girl. i m not sure that s what they meant by drink responsibly, but we are vr. don lemon told us it s possible to suck so bad even cnn will fire you. lemon, if you remember got into hot water after saying that nikki haley was past
Wont be voting for a man articulate a serious policy agenda let alone defend it. They will be voting for the Party Machines geriatric puppet. Laura now if you didnt believe me then, you should now. Its a cynical crew hoax the democrats are playing on america. Because, from day one, joe biden has been president in name only. Our enemies know it and israelis in july they are cringing. We brought israelis and palestinians together at a political level and they and and the and laura we need a translation to buy a vowel or something. People often ask me who is really in charge at the white house, laura . Is it obama . Goldman sachs . Big tech, the donors . I would say who knows but it aint this guy. Nearly 13,500,000 jobs just since you got me sworn in no in january of 2020. Our secretary of the Defense Austin said secretary austin, Secretary Mcdid you knowna, the army, the secretary of the army warm, senator and where is senator oh, senator blackburn. Laura i thought it was senator blah fo
won t be voting for a man articulate a serious policy agenda let alone defend it. they will be voting for the party machine s geriatric puppet. laura: now if you didn t believe me then, you should now. it s a cynical crew hoax the democrats are playing on america. because, from day one, joe biden has been president in name only. our enemies know it and israelis in july they are cringing. we brought israelis and palestinians together at a political level and they and and the and laura: we need a translation to buy a vowel or something. people often ask me who is really in charge at the white house, laura? is it obama? goldman sachs? big tech, the donors? i would say who knows but it ain t this guy. nearly 13,500,000 jobs just since you got me sworn in no in january of 2020. our secretary of the defense austin said secretary austin, secretary mcdid you knowna, the army, the secretary of the army warm, senator and where is senator oh, senator blackburn.