can i all right. all right. my name is car shaneea and lish is going to be a party johnny carson was late night television but when dave came on, i felt like like it was a show for maybe you ll get some maybe you it was a huge deal. who s going to get the throne big boobs to be feminine, but the liver raci these two titans going head-to-head the payment century dijkstra for you and j and you re my favorite are, you better off? and you were four years ago? ladies and gentlemen, rock and roll breach your gobbles dots while being pursued through maze you see the picture and in a magazine or reagan riding his horse on the ranch with george bush running behind with a pooper scooper johnny had a sweeping popularity. he was around for a very long time ls silent. carson: it d be kind of interesting to see reagan as president, wouldn t it? might not be so bad. i m kind of tired of presidents that play golf and play softball and jog. i d like to see a pr
i thought that johnny carson came witith the tv s set. w what the hehell were yoyou thinking? dave was the new johnny, for me. i m not exactly a computer, slow down. it felt edgy before i was probably old enough h to appreciaiate what ededgy was. you betetter be as s good as letterman! i ll give it a shot. my heart dropped through my butt, exited my butt. holy [ [ bleep ]ining [ bleep p. this isis madness.. absolute madness. it makes every hair on my bodydy stand up.p. we rere on! but n nobody s a a late-nigh host u until they y are one. fires, looting, and violence, tomorrow we ll drown out the negative voices that have health us back too long. fires leading to violence, five people are dead the end of an era. after ruling late night television for 30 years, johnny carson steps down tonight. the buildup to the last tonight s show was l like a t that was going to be derailed, and all you can do is stand by and watch. here s bette midler.
i llll be honestst with you. it s begeginning to o look like not going g to get ththe tonig show. when institutions move from one caretaker to another, there is upheaval in people s lives. hey, trevor. whwhat s happepening? could you give me like 20 more minutes? the internet has changed everything. we didn t know what we were doing. we e could haveve had it alal and then late night is hit with the biggest challenge it has ever faced. time for social distancing, pack your things and go they were always in your home, but now you get to be in theirs. my first guest tonight, as you can see, is mr. bubble. people were just like, everything in the world sucks right now. i needed this so much. just swing for the fences and see how many lives you can ruin. something has changed. you can t ignore it. stop saying this is not who we are and start asking what can i do to change it. cutting the cord to the cable company or the satellite company is a
all i want to know is who is coming. you are a fighter, you got to know when it s time to hang up the glove. come here to lose. you hold on, you hold on. lose and lose royally he is going to. i beat the best. i retired more men than social security. jesse: that didn t work out o well for apollo cede recognizing you lost your right jab is important. you nor good if you can t perform at competitive level in the ring. while this is all too common in sports pray in the white house. our commander-in-chief is officially done he just can t seem to do anything. joe biden is waving the white flag. he is moving back down to the base, he is admitting he is powerless president. so he is going to take a backseat and let the country drive itself over a clip. don t take our world for it. just listen to biden say themselves. there is a lot going on right now but the idea we are going to able to click a switch, bring down the cost of gasoline is not likely in the near term nor is it