I dont know how to put it on. I dont know how to set it up. Make fun of me all you want. Junior, a moment ago jeff was talking about denny hamlin checking off boxes. You mentioned trying to win the daytona 500 and the brickyard 400 in the same year. This is one of the two crowen jewels denny hamlin hasnt won. That would only leave the cocacola 600 to win. He said, im sick of going to indianapolis, running in the top five and not winning that race. He is nine laps away from checking another box. Im looking for lap traffic. Thats all denny is worried about. He would love to run this with nothing but clean air. Look out in front of him. Not much lap traffic. Theres a handful of cars. If harvick can keep it close, thats his only opportunity to win this race. Somehow denny gets stumbled up there. Denny must have a big smile. Nobody out there at least a straightaway in front. Theres eight laps. Theres lap traffic. I expect hill to lay over and not be a challenge. You never know how you will
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