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Will be just fine. We are almost there. [ cheersrs and applalause steve from studio 6b in Rockefeller Center in n the hea of new york city, its the tonight show starring jimmy fallon. Tonight, join jimmy and his s guests Ryan Reynolds, jejen psaki, mumusical guest, smino and featuring the legendary roots crew questlove 1741 steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause [ cheers and applause jimmy oh, my goodness. Thank you very much. Welcome, everybody enjoy yourself welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome to the tonight show everybody. Youre here. [ cheers and applause thats a hot crowd guys, i hope everyones having a good fall slash summer slash sauna. [ laughter ] yep, here in new york city, the temperature was up in the high 70s. Yeah, apparently we turned the clocks back an hour and the calendar by four months. [ laughter ] usually when you hear november and mid 70s, its about every candidate running for president. [ laughter ] speaking of new york city, this weekend wa
Featuring the 8g band with rick smith [ cheers and applause and now, Seth Meyers Seth good evening, im seth meyers. And this is late night. We hope youre all doing well and now if you dont mind, were going to get to the news President Biden spoke to Britains King Charles yesterday for the First Time Since Queen Elizabeths passing. I cant believe you waited your entire life for this lousy job, said both of them at the same time [ laughter ] a possible National Railroad strike was averted today after 20 hours of talks between the unions leadership and labor negotiators from the railroads 20 hours of talks that were very annoying to everyone else in the quiet car. [ laughter ] [ laughter ] House Speaker nancy pelosi told reporters at her press conference yesterday that she expects democrats to introduce legislation next month to regulate stock trading among members of congress. Or as she told her stockbroker, sell [ laughter ] according to a new book, then white house chief of staff john
And featuring the legendary roots crew. Questlove 778 British Columbia steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ] jimmy oh, my goodness that is a hot crowd. [ cheers and applause ] that is a great crowd. Welcome everybody. Welcome, welcome, welcome to the tonight show. This is it. Youre here. [ cheers and applause ] you made it. Its a great show. First, heres lets get to what people are talking about here. A little drama out of the washington today. Surprise. [ light laughter ] Chuck Schumer and nancy pelosi canceled their meeting with President Trump after he attacked them on twitter. Then trump was like, does this mean i can stay in my pajamas . [ laughter ] bring me the footie ones. Baby got size eights. [ light laughter ] after he referred to her as pocahontas yesterday, Elizabeth Warren said its unfortunate trump cant make it through a ceremony without using a racial slur. And his aide said, seriously . He cant make it through an episode of dora without using
Musical guest Liam Gallagher, and featuring the legendary roots crew. Questlove 778 British Columbia steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ] jimmy oh, my goodness that is a hot crowd. [ cheers and applause ] that is a great crowd. Welcome everybody. Welcome, welcome, welcome to the tonight show. This is it. Youre here. [ cheers and applause ] you made it. Its a great show. First, heres lets get to what people are talking about here. A little drama out of the washington today. Surprise. [ light laughter ] Chuck Schumer and nancy pelosi canceled their meeting with President Trump after he attacked them on twitter. Then trump was like, does this mean i can stay in my pajamas . [ laughter ] bring me the footie ones. Baby got size eights. [ light laughter ] after he referred to her as pocahontas yesterday, Elizabeth Warren said its unfortunate trump cant make it through a ceremony without using a racial slur. And his aide said, seriously . He cant make it through an