Lipsyncing a certain stable genius. Because he hasnt taken any cognitive test because he couldnt take one. I took one very recently when i was, the radical left was saying, is he all there, is he all there . And i proved i was all there because i aced it. I aced the test. And they said a female president would be too emotional. Once a month shell go crazy, they said. Could you imagine . A president who only goes crazy once a month . But without a crazy president i wouldnt be here so thanks trump tower moscow. This year has been insane. Im sorry thats offensive. This year has been president ial. I started this year doing a late night set at a pizza place in jersey city. Now, here i am hosting a late night show in a vacant house. Actually, the number of people in the audience is exactly the same. Ive never hosted a late night show before so i did a Little Research and i figured out the 3 things i can do to look like a late night tv host. Number one, the point. Number two, the hand clasp.
This year has been insane. Im sorry thats offensive. This year has been president ial. I started this year doing a late night set at a pizza place in jersey city. Now, here i am hosting a late night show in a vacant house. Actually, the number of people in the audience is exactly the same. Ive never hosted a late night show before so i did a Little Research and i figured out the 3 things i can do to look like a late night tv host. Number one, the point. Number two, the hand clasp. Number three, the look im explaining something. Whos ready for a deep dive on Voter Suppression . Im also excited because for the first time ever, i have my very own sidekick. Guillermo, how are you . Guillermo im doing good, sarah. So tell me. How does jimmy usually relax before the show . Guillermo i think he cry for a minute. Oh great i do that every day ive come a long way to be here tonight. Emotionally and geographically. I was born in jamaica. My whole family is jamaican and they always give me a hard
Was still there. During an oval office event yesterday, President Trump called the coronavirus the invisible enemy, and said he views the virus like a war in other words, safely from thousands of miles away. Thats right, President Trump called the coronavirus the quote, invisible enemy. But to be fair, thats also what he calls the little piece of lettuce they try to hide in his burgers. Nice try, invisible enemy. After declaring yesterday National Nurses day, President Trump met with a group of nurses in the Oval Office Said trump, i just want you guys to know, you are my favorite category. German chancellor Angela Merkel announced yesterday that the country would begin the next phase of reopening from the coronavirus pandemic and this is cool, she might finally get to see her hairstylist. If we cant i know, but if we cant joke about that now, i dont know what else is there for us . Secretary of state mike pompeo is reportedly planning to travel to israel next week for a 24hour visit a
Now at 9 as most of the bay area transitions into phase 2 of reopening the number of covid19 related fatalities in the nation has now surpassed 90,000 raising concerns about a second wave. Good evening, everybody, im paying more and im ken wayne, the first known us coronavirus related fatality was back on february 6th. Since then 10s of thousands of americans have died and tonight there are more than 1. 5 million cases in the United States this as state after state relaxes a social distance, the rules and restrictions today experts say only 18 say showed a downward trend of new cases last february it was im sorry last friday it was 28 states. It is not clear if the increase in cases is because of more testing whether the virus is just spreading more now that so many places are back open. Heres a look at the numbers globally there is close to 5 there are close to 5 million cases more than 318,000 deaths in california more than 81,000 cases more than 3,000 deaths in the bay area more tha
That doesnt happen at 30 rock. Jimmy here is chris and his jimmy franny, franny, are you ready for the show tonight brother scott evans. We have a big show tonight jimmy where is he . Yo, come on, my man do you know who is on the show tonight . Whats up how are you . Captain america. Jimmy im great. Yes, captain america is on everything is great. The show tonight i cant complain chris evans is on the show tonight. Knock on wood, were all healthy also, we have kane brown, good together. Yeah. Music from kane brown. Jimmy and are you missing l. A. No, you like him he is good a little bit. Guess who else is on the show. Who but like were in a very nice place right now, and its just like were playing activities. Who writes elephant and piggy book . Mo willems. Were acting like were kids thats right again. Mo willems is on the show. Mario cards dont let the pigeon drive the whiffle ball, whiffle ball is the thing right now. Jimmy oh my god. Whats your pitch . Bus. I can throw a mean curveba