Was still there. During an oval office event yesterday, President Trump called the coronavirus the invisible enemy, and said he views the virus like a war in other words, safely from thousands of miles away. Thats right, President Trump called the coronavirus the quote, invisible enemy. But to be fair, thats also what he calls the little piece of lettuce they try to hide in his burgers. Nice try, invisible enemy. After declaring yesterday National Nurses day, President Trump met with a group of nurses in the Oval Office Said trump, i just want you guys to know, you are my favorite category. German chancellor Angela Merkel announced yesterday that the country would begin the next phase of reopening from the coronavirus pandemic and this is cool, she might finally get to see her hairstylist. If we cant i know, but if we cant joke about that now, i dont know what else is there for us . Secretary of state mike pompeo is reportedly planning to travel to israel next week for a 24hour visit a
You ask me, israeli unnecessary. Matt goldich wrote a joke whose punch line is israeli unnecessary. Mothers day is this sunday. So now all i have to do is figure out when sunday is. Is today sunday . Hmm. Ceo of grocery chain kroger said yesterday that americans will have meat during the coronavirus pandemic so long as they are quote, flexible. Although isnt being flexible on meat what got us into this in the first place . So tomorrow is no socks day good, because im starting to feel creepy Walking Around the house wearing just socks and finally, Budget Airline Allegiant Air has begun offering customers free health and safety kits on all flights to stop the spread of coronavirus. That story again, some airline you never heard of is offering you more help than your president. That was the monologue, everybody. And shout out to my son, ashe, who promised he would be quiet the whole monologue and he did it good job, buddy. Thank you seth we got a great show for you tonight. She a coach on
Here you can see the Bear Entering the kitchen, opening up the freezer, grabbing lasagna, and then ultimately leaving the house through the kitchen window. The tagged bear is then seen on an outside camera holding the lasagna, and walking away on the deck. Lou from hollywood, its Jimmy Kimmel Live tonight Christina Aguilera. Al michaels. And music from lil yachty. With cleto and the cletones. And now, jimmy kimmel [ cheering and applause ] jimmy hello, everybody. Welcome. Im jimmy. Im the host of the show. Thank you for watching. Thank you for coming. Hey, i got a question for you. How many of you in our studio audience got outside on saturday to look at the eclipse . Did you know there was an aclips on saturday morning . Did you wear the glasses . No, no protection. I figured that. On saturday morning we had a solar eclipse. It was visible from the western united states. This was the view from l. A. Did you see it, guillermo . Guillermo i did not see it, jimmy. Jimmy did you know what
Hi, everybody. Thank you so much for joining us. We are in front of big celebrity news. Here is tonights top story. Meghan markle and prince harry released their official engagement photos. The bride to be and her prince are very affectionate in the pictures. Meghan dawns a sparkling couture ball gown by ralph russo. On the runway, the gown featured a seethrough bodice with a full silk skirt and ruffles. But meghans may have been altered to be less revealing. The gown with its gold thread embroidery is rumored to have a price tag of 75,000. The palace tells e. T. They will not reveal the actual price of the dress, saying, the cost of the clothes was met privately. Taken earlier this week, meghan also wear as more casual sweater by Victoria Beckham while car s caressing harrys face and showing her off ring. And in Royal Wedding meghans mother will play a significant role in the ceremony. And meghan has asked her father to walk her down the aisle. Not invited . Meghans half sister, saman
Alone . No, thats not me. This is entertainment tonight. Hi, everybody. Thank you so much for joining us. We are in front of big celebrity news. Here is tonights top story. Meghan markle and prince harry released their official engagement photos. The bride to be and her prince are very affectionate in the pictures. Meghan dawns a sparkling couture ball gown by ralph russo. On the runway, the gown featured a seethrough bodice with a full silk skirt and ruffles. But meghans may have been altered to be less revealing. The gown with its gold thread embroidery is rumored to have a price tag of 75,000. The palace tells e. T. They will not reveal the actual price of the dress, saying, the cost of the clothes was met privately. Taken earlier this week, meghan also wear as more casual sweater by Victoria Beckham while car s caressing harrys face and showing her off ring. And in Royal Wedding news, e. T. S that learned that meghans mother will play a significant role in the ceremony. And meghan