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Detailed text transcripts for TV channel - CNN - 20161021:01:42:00

Say, you should singe, but never burn. her jokes had more of the singeing quality. some of them were lame. it s interesting, gloria, both people have been there before. donald trump said he used to go with his father. clearly, hillary clinton has been there over the years as well. yeah, and i think donald trump missed the self-deprecating part. he s been there maybe his joke writers haven t been there. but i think it was sort of uncomfortable, to me, just watching it. i don t know how you guys feel. but i felt trump couldn t get away from the, from the nastiness about her. didn t joke about himself very much, except maybe at the beginning saying he was humble. that s right. that s right. people didn t think i could be good at this. and hillary was a lot more light-hearted, but you could tell, sometimes, in looking at her, and she hid it more than she didn t, but you could tell sometimes looking at her, how kind of tough it was for her. and you know, her statue of ....

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Detailed text transcripts for TV channel - CNN - 20161021:09:09:00

Comedic timing wasn t there. you could sense the animosity in the jokes they had. yeah. i think it is a reflection of the fodder they have. gone are the now in the rear-view mirror civil presidential elections we had in the past where it was mostly policy disputes. this has been a rankerous election. when you are trying to make jokes about the current political climate. if the climate feels toxic to a lot of the voters and to some of us, you know, the jokes will be a little bit less lighthearted. certainly, this is hard. presidents have to do this a bit. the white house correspondents dinner. they have joke writers. some of the timing may have been off. it is the atmosphere. this is just a different kind of election where normally you can roast and it can go away. ....

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Detailed text transcripts for TV channel - MSNBC - 20161021:05:04:00

The mouthwatering soft chew that goes to work in seconds the government s corrupt. wash is failing. to conquer heartburn fast. tum tum tum tum. vote for me, i ve been working chewy delights. only from tums. on these problems for 30 years. announcer: they ll test you. i can fix it, she says. try to break your will. when hillary clinton s turn came she had better jokes, but however loud the loudness gets. because of course she had better joke writers. however many cheese puffs may fly. she spoke longer. you re the driver. the one in control. she spoke with more authority, both in command of the audience and even in command of her stand firm. just wait. jokes. [click] a few of them fell flat, but and move only when you hear the click here is some of what hillary clinton had to say. that says they re buckled in for the drive. it s amazing i m up here after donald. never give up till they buckle up. i didn t think he d be okay with a peaceful transition of power. [cheers and applause] s ....

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Detailed text transcripts for TV channel - MSNBC - 20161021:23:54:00

Well, for curt schilling, i want you to see what i said earlier in the show, mr. schilling, about hillary clinton and let s watch this about her being armed with the truth. that s what he said i said. let s see what i really said. hillary s got depth. not the most exciting candidate we ve ever seen, somewhat dull at times, somewhat robotic at times. but she s always got the troops ready, she s always prepared for the debate. she s always got people, handlers, people that help her get ready. she always has troops. last night she had joke writers. curt, the word was troops. you can watch this tape over and over again. i hit the corner on that pitch, don t you think? i hit the corner. i got to make a baseball reference. tell me something i don t know. perfect with baseball. cleveland indians finally back ....

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Detailed text transcripts for TV channel - MSNBC - 20161021:07:56:00

Didn t happen, and the only thing i can say is i hope they re funny, i hope they have good joke writers, i hope they raise a lot of money for catholic charities, but it is going to be awkward. yes, it is already awkward. very awkward. there s two things that happened in the last two debates, these big sort of transgrigs gregss. a ton of them, one would be you d be in jail. one thing that happened. last night was the, i ll keep you in suspense about whether i ll accept the election results. those are two things that put stakes in the ground that say we re not just adversaries that are having a spirited debate, we re enemies in some deep existential space. we re enemies and i ll not let you win in some fundamental way. whatever happens in the election, she wins by a landslide, there will be a constant attempt to undermine her if not impeach her. he said last night she shouldn t have been able to run. she should have been disqualified for running for the president of the united ....

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