Jimmy very nice. Welcome. Hi, everyone. Im jimmy, im the host of the show. Thank you for watching. Thanks to each and every one of you for coming. I appreciate it. Thank you. Thank you for clapping, thanks for everything. Hey, remember when donald trump said he would give up tweeting when he became president . That was fun 90. That was a good one. [ laughter ] the president woke up bright and early this morning, the day after what had to be his worst birthday ever. He woke up, walked down the hall to melanias bedroom, the door was locked. [ laughter ] so he went downstairs, punched sean spicer in the stomach, wrestled the phone out of his little pink hands and tweeted about this special investigation into him. You know yesterday we learned that the president is being investigated by a special counsel led by Robert Mueller for possible obstruction of justice. So this morning at 7 57 a. M. , trump tweeted, you are witnessing the single greatest witch hunt in american political history le
Out with germans before. We have many germans that will come to the show. He is popular over there. He is. Jimmy its a real thing. Its a phenomenon that you cant necessarily be explained. Good for him. Jimmy yeah, well sure, great for him. Its like the Dennis Rodman of north korea. Hes that determined. Yeah. [ laughter ] but jimmy, david hasselhoff, would you . [ laughter ] jimmy would it be wrong to say i have . Oh sweet jimmy this is baywatch, you know. What do you do over the summer when you were a kid . What kind of summers did you have as a young man . I was a summer camp kid. Jimmy you were . Yeah, i started out as a camper, went there for so long that i then became a counselor. Jimmy was it a good camp . It was wonderful. It was in yosemite. Beautiful. Bass lake. Jimmy how did they decide which of the kids going there for a long time get to be counselors . Kind of the ones that just wont stop come. [ laughter ] it was interesting for me because you know, theres activities during
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