Ventilator obsession, hospitals have been accumulating enormous amounts of cotton balls, tongue depressors, even our urine just what do they need all that urine for . And dont bother trying to find a newborn baby, theyre all in hospitals hospitals if theyre so great, then why is everyone there sick . Announcer its the late show with Stephen Colbert tonight, stephen at home plus, stephen welcomes john oliver with jon batiste and stayhomein. Now, live on tape from a safe distance, its Stephen Colbert stephen thank you. Thank you so much. Wow. Wow. Hi. Hi. Please please, have a seat. Thank you. We got to do the show. Im sorry. Thank you very much. Thank buddy. Welcome, one and all, to a late show. Im your host Stephen Colbert. Its good to be back. What have i missed . Anything big . Im coming to you from the late shows new temporary set the historic ed sullivan my house. Why did i wish to be home more on that cursed monkeys paw . Plus, now ive got to wash the monkeys paw for 20 seconds wi
Stephen old man on a bench . Yeah. Stephen and who would you cast as mike pence . Wahlberg. . Stephen do you wear sunscreen. Oh, yes. Stephen please tell me you are. Doesnt it look like it . Stephen you look fantastic. For 68. Stephen what no way. Yes. Stephen im 52 and my face looks like a catchers mitt. How old do i look . You wont hurt my feelings. About 52. Stephen great. You look 68. Announcer its the late show with Stephen Colbert tonight stephen welcomes emily blunt gael Garcia Bernal and musical guest phantogram featuring Joh Jon Batiste and y human. From the ed sullivan theater in colbert cheers and applause . Stephen hey, everybody thank you very much hey, whats up . cheers and applause whoo whoo welcome to the late show, everybody thank you so much, everybody good to see you cheers and applause oh, my gosh. Thank you so much. Welcome to the show. Youre very kind, everybody. Welcome to the show. Im Stephen Colbert. You know, a lot of times, i start the show talking about dona
The state but now the National Hurricane center is showing a path that does not show the likelihood of a landfall. It looks like the storm may stay off the coast of florida which is good news however we there will be impacts that occur along the eastern coast of the state of florida with strong winds. Also strong storm surge. We will check with you back in. As the eye of Hurrican Matthew creeps closer to florida the effects are being felt. One of the biggest concerns is the amount of people being affected by the storm. More than 2 million residents are now under mandatory evacuations. Still some are choosing to ride out the storm. The iowa storm chasing network. He says emergency crews will not be able to get to those people. Reporter many of the services may be available may not be available if you get into trouble. We hope that everyone makes it through the night by people that have state may not get assistance right away and they may be cut off. We will track hurricane matthews move
Colbert cheers and applause . Stephen hey, everybody thank you very much hey, whats up . cheers and applause whoo welcome to the late show, everybody thank you so much, everybody good to see you cheers and applause oh, my gosh. Thank you so much. Welcome to the show. Youre very kind, everybody. Welcome to the show. Im stephen colbert. You know, a lot of times, i start the show talking about donald trump, but theres other news out there one imagines. Meanwhile, trump visited an Elementary School classroom yesterday in nevada, and listen carefully to how one of the children reacted. Im nervous. Im starting to get nervous. Im nervous, im nervous. Im nervous. Stephen we all are, sweetie. We all are. Cant be good. It is good he has memorized that sentence now because, after President Trump is elected, that will be our pledge of allegiance. Im starting to get nervous. Also, im nervous was in all of trumps wives wedding vows. I am not sure why trump was visiting those first graders. Presumabl
Coastline. 9 out of 10 people have died as a result of water. All of the hazards are in play. Buildings are boarded up, gauche Grocery Store shelves are nt at major airports look like ghost towns, amusement parks are shuttered. Expect Power Outages for days. You should do everything from florida to the carolinas were told to move inland. Ironically a lot of people from the coast are seeking shelter, we are expecting hurricane conditions to set in. Curfews are in place. We are in orlando. The death toll from Hurricane Matthew has jumped to getting a much better look at the devastation. Entire neighborhoods wiped out. Thousands of homes have been damaged or destroyed and several towns are still cut off days after the storm hit. It is the worst in haiti and the worst that country has seen since the earthquake six years ago. Matthew already blasted and traumatic video shows rooftops ripping the roofs off of homes. Take a look at this damage inside a hotel room at the atlantis resort in the