[cheering and applause] greg yes i know, i know. I know you are so lucky. It is friday so you know what that means, lets welcome tonights guest, they call him the perfect anchor because he can drag down any show. Fox and friends first host, todd he has talked to more men on The Street than a u. N. Host of kennedy saves the world podcast, kennedy and he is beloved by his Fox Family but only when they need help moving, New York Times bestselling author, comedian and former pro wrestler, tyrus before we get to some news stories, lets do this. Announcer gregs leftovers greg this is where i read the jokes we didnt use this weekend is always i didnt read them so if they suck we will tie Joe Mackey to a chair and have Tim Walz give him a lap dance. [laughter] i dont know who will love it more, actually. A spokesperson for Kamala Harris Husband is denying he slapped an exgirlfriend back in 2012. Saying that any suggestion that he ever had a woman is false. In dougs defence,s ex may have asked him if he ever knocked up his nanny. I know. But her husband is so creepy we heard his new secret Service Code Name is p. Diddy. The meat to movement could not be reached for comment. I know, where are they . Leave every woman, right . A union representing firefighters decided against their longstanding practice of endorsing the democrat nominee, Kamala Harris. However, she is receiving strong support from arsonists. Thats funny, its true. Tim walz said, quote, Kamala HarrisBuild A Coalition for bernie sanders, to ditch a need, to Taylor Swift. Bickley to our old and ugly and the other is Dicta Chain he. Look, i didnt say she was a six, its just obvious. Jimmy carter turned 100 this week and his grandson said he cant wait to vote for Kamala Harris and its mainly because for previous support for dying old man. [applause] greg its funny how that slowly won them over its disgusting. A hotline set up for complaints about sean diddy combs received a staggering 12,000 calls in 24 hours. With 11,000 coming from justin bieber. Spirit Airlines Stock shares slumped today following a report that the company is in talks to file bankruptcy. Heres a photo of their stock chart. Its either that or the trajectory of one of their flights. Meanwhile, company officials say that preferred passengers are still welcome in the spirit air lounge. Which is located inside the terminal for mens room. Mcdonalds will debut a chicken. [ Bagpipes Playing ] in the u. S. After it was a big hit overseas. And other news, look was heading to europe. [cheering and applause] cheap but ill take it hezbollah has suffered more losses this week with israelis first striking their leader and now possibly his potential successor. To hire new executives they have added dental coverage. And three goats. California has outlawed local voter i. D. Rules but dont worry, you can still [bleep] wherever you like. [applause] applauding for [bleep] i like that, i like that. Wendys is having a promotional patty for the new spongebob movie. Meanwhile, arbys is supporting the new Joker Movie with her promotion, diarrhea sandwich. Its not as good as it sounds. It appears striking dockworkers have reached a tentative deal and should be at work. This as Beef Imports for Hamburger Restaurants were under threat of delay. One man breathed a sigh of relief. Why not . Hes watching colorado is now the number 1 place in the country for cocaine for cocaine use. In a related story, Guess Who just bought a place in boulder . And finally. [cheering and applause] greg the world is still waiting for israel to respond to erones missile attack. There is talk that israel is planning to make around suffered by dropping thousands and thousands of these. [laughter] all right, lets do a monologue. Republicans like them hot and democrats do not. That is the gist of the bizarre story in newsweek titled, How Hot Girls became the rights new obsession. According to this hardhitting Deep Dive Expose on the conservative male gaze, it all started with actor Sydney Sweeney and my acts. And her ample bosom, proudly displayed on snl. Soon to be followed by a slew of other socalled conservative hot girls. Like this other girl. I dont know where. Even g. O. P. Firebrands in colorado. The Newsweek Article goes On And on, exploring the reasons why and How Hot Girls became our obsession. Like democrats dont like hot women . Just ask Bill Clinton or andrew cuomo. And oprah. Greg according to the peace, we like hot women because it is a big f you to the woke in here its because i thought they were hot. But its also it is not like we decided beauty was an attack on the oppressed. They did. That was on the woke who elevated bodily mutilation, Shaved Heads and Morbid Obesity as signs of personal identity. Many lives that they ruin telling people that ugliness is enlightenment . Remember when they said lizzo was a symbol of Fat Empowerment . Until she decided she would rather be thin . Thats racial picture her thin. But anyway. But it is no wonder they now say the appreciation of hot women is a mere reaction to the bad choices. Like this Woman College Professor over in england, quote, this focus on hot girls is a way for the right in the u. S. To fight back against perceptions of woke. Where this from another stuffy female academic. There is something titillating about seeing a beautiful young Woman Sprouting spouting right wing slogans by saying f you to feminist and other slogans. Its more like saying a few to trans fats and trans activists. Of course we must not leave out the inherent racism of it all. Says one university of delaware professor, they have them there, these are not just hot women, they are white women. It runs counter to cultural change, reflecting an expansion of beauty standards and to be more inclusive in terms of body size, race and ethnicity. Or whatever it is. I cant even say it. But thats alive. Its all alive. You should see how many asians are in my search history. [cheering] greg men dont care. The professor added the hot girl is the opposite of the childless cat lady. Its like shes arguing my point for me. So what does it say about us . Are republicans bad, are hot chicks bad . Neither. It just makes these idiots feel bad like they just hooked up with a number 4. Sitting at home, fat and alone they cannot bear the aspirational lives that are having fun despite them. It is why earlier, time magazine among others, linked fitness to white supremacy. That way when you were sitting around Eating Jelly Doughnuts well in your dogs face, that is a strike against bigotry. So we will take the hot chicks, you can have your malicious misery and when you decide to take a Spin Class or get a decent haircut, give us a call. On like liberal men, we dont bite but we also wont slap you around. [cheering and applause] greg todd, as our resident six on fox, isnt it funny how the media always ask like it is a disturbing trend whenever republicans do anything . Weather it is exercise were nascar or, i dont know, wearing an open shirt with a jacket . This is the real estate outfit, we talked about this. When i come in the show immediately thereafter, i have to sell some condos. Everything will time. But as part of a bigger issue that i think youre getting into, it is this. Think of how the Groupthink Bubble on the left has gone completely insane that there is an actual story saying dudes like hot checks. This is something that is a foundation since the dawn of time. And the fact that newsweek is like, oh, my god, this must be something the right is doing, it makes your point perfectly. But i also think your overall point is so right. The left these days does not like beauty, the right does. Look at applications to scc schools from 18yearold dudes. They are up. Why . Because an 18yearold Guy wants to be around those women. That is not a joke, that a statistic you like that . That is statistically backed up. Greg what does that stand for . It is that thing that you throw. Greg i like going, is this some kind of economic principle . It is. Greg or foundation . So theyre going to southern colleges because the girls are hotter. Why didnt you just say that . Because everybody in here knows what it is except for you youre just trying to be smart by saying scc . Yes. Welcome to the show. So you are a young guy, you are still attractive for now, it could change at any moment. Could be an Accident Right outside the building, it could disfigure you. Lets hope not. Greg yeah. What you make of this article . I think it is so true. I live for hot women. When i wake up, i think about hot girls and when i go to sleep im usually thinking about hot girls. And im really hot girl supremacist. I actually think that hot girls should rule and the reason is that no one would be more differential too than beautiful women so i just think if Sydney Sweeney said to me, im going to text you at 90 percent, i would do it. Whatever she wants. Greg that is the unspeakable truth and it is hot women. They can get billionaires to do anything. The when i try to do it. Kennedy, your hot lady and youre the only woman on this panel. Thanks. Sisters are doing it for themselves. Thank you. You look at someone like Sydney Sweeney and she declared the death of woke and you look at her and you go those [bleep] arent statist. By the academics are so lazy. She takes something that is objectively obvious. Thats like saying meat is delicious. For water is refreshing when youre dehydrated. And men find women attractive. Greg but it would be shaped like, why does the right like water . Probably because they are dehydrated from all of the white supremacy. Greg yes, it makes them thirsty and they like water and. And that is the end of society as they know it. Because women should not be humped and that is the only way we will succeed. Men should be eunuchs and women should be in burlap with full beards. I think i should be given a professorship somewhere. s is this a mystery . This is so stupid. This is how weak they are, theyre trying to say that we are responsible for that. Listen. Of course most men like all women. We just prefer the hot women. But we are not opposed to taking for number 2 is and making a number 8. So i find to besmirch meant of regular bettys and beckys and karens is [bleep] because guess what . At the lights are dim, you can win. Greg thats beautiful. Thank you. Greg that release and aspirational message. It really is greg for young men and women everywhere. If you cant hit the 10, rule through fives, build it up. There you go theres an old George Carlin joe, never [bleep] attend but one night i [bleep] five number 2s. Hes on your side. Greg up next, The View gets unkind. Hey, scott. This stuffs perfect for fall, right . Yep it feeds your lawn now to strengthen roots all winter for a better lawn next spring. How do you know all of this . Says it right there on the bag. Yes, it does. Download the my Lawn App Today for Lawn Care tips and customized plans. Feed your lawn. Feed it. Alright, we got your Home And Auto bundled and you saved hundreds. Oh, thats nice, with the economy and all. Whats the economy . [chuckling] where do we start . What isnt the economy . Yes. [ laughter ] uh, its its so many thing. Right. Look, all you really need to know is that progressive can save you money without sacrificing quality coverage. You follow . Ill just look it up. Hmm. That went well. 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They may be overweight and braindead but they claim to know what is in melanias head. This week the Plus Size Clown show known as The View discussed the news of melania coming out in favour of Abortion News where they projected their own misery. Role it, carl. I think she hates him. I also think she wants to take him out. He does not want to be the First Lady anymore. She destroyed the rose garden. Who hates christmas . Melania from hates it. She doesnt want to decorate and she doesnt care. She doesnt want to sleep in the same room as him, she cannot tolerate him. How do you know all this . Allegedly, Thats Way say allegedly. How does she know all this . Is because she is talking about herself. Because you cant [applause] greg when anyone tries to read your mind, they cant. So they have no choice but to pull the things out of their own head and replace it. Im finding It Interesting that they are mocking melania for disagreeing with her husband. Where they would have applauded melania if they thought exactly the same way. Normally they would say youre so brave, they have to malign him but dr. Freud, this is gardenvariety projection on sonnys part. But they are actually wrong because what they are talking about is in her party and her book she says my entire adult life i have always believed that a woman has the right to choose to terminate a pregnancy. Whether or not you disagree with it, abortion has been very problematic for republicans so what she is actually doing is softening it in her way, in her voice to kind of make it a nonissue. She is doing a favour to her husband because she is not marching in lockstep with him, what she is doing is adding her own personal feelings to a complicated and divisive issue, which required a little bit of Nuance And Softening to become a nonissue in this critical last month of the election. So i think this entire book is doing a favour because it defines her as she wants to be defined which is only better for him because he is not married to a stepford wife. Greg its great that you read the book and i didnt. Im like Thank God she knows what shes talking about because i dont have a clue. Tyrus, imagine if you all right,. Greg youre on an island. Im out. Greg imagine if you had said, i dont know, Doug Emhoff wants to take out Kamala Harris. They would take that literally. Yes, they would, be all over the media. Harris plans to kill whites we can get back to his nanny. Listen, the idea the best part of this to me is that she just first of all, if sonny took the makeup and the Way Gough she would look like gollum. So she is just an evil little thing and her precious is attention. So heres the thing. Your wife has an independent thought that she can talk out loud, doesnt say a lot about you was the husband . Because im confused. Because i would assume if a guy is hitler and threatens democracy, hes at least those things in his own house he is not even running melania so what the hell will he do in the White House . Because apparently evil redheaded hitler is a really nice husband who listens to his wifes thoughts and she can say whatever she wants. He wasnt like please excuse my wife shes ignorant r so all they did was further let anyone know who didnt know the story of what melania said. So shes pro what she believes in annarose been supports her. Boom. Thank you, you should run that. That should be something he runs saying yes, i support my wife to have independent thought. And again, we know his position on it as a politician. Most men, we dont want anything to do with it. Greg we want to stay out of it. So we can get the right to financially abort, we dont want to do anything. Greg Line Opec have you ever seen The View before . No. I have seen those characters but its in clips. Greg do you find it strange that you interview people in The Street